eer oe = co ro a SAS a HUMOROUS, ~~ —s Tommy caine home from school and handed to his father the teacher's re- ort on his progress during the month. “This is very unsatisfactory, om; or of ood marks. t.”” “I told be, but he you've a small number of ¢ I’m not at all pleased with j the teacher you wouldn't wouldn’t alter 1t. The local editor of the Fulton Times been ont in the country oné@ having D mily informs the dunning tour, gloo youth of the land, “That they will find grey hairs between the teeth of their pocket combs before they find a wagon voing the same way a8 they are when they want to catch a ride. A Buffalo Alderman astonished the board, in a meeting for consideration as to the building of the new jail, by remarking : “I makes der motion as der new jail be built on der same spot as der old jail what's now standing ; dat saves der money for der land, and [ makes der motion as der old jail shall not be pull down till der new jail is built, so ve vill not be mitout der jail. The other Sunday a four year old asked her mother for a present to carry to her teacher. Her mother thought that she referred to the missionary snny, and provided her accordingly. But this did not satisfy the little lady. She said : “The children all had pre sents. The teacher called their names and they said “ present, ”’ and when she called my name I hadn't any present and I couldn’t say anything, and so to- day I must carry one.” radcliffe attended an intimate friend, declaring that he would receive no fee. When the eure was complete the pa- tient said: “I have putevery day’s fee in this purse, my dear doctor; nor must your goodness get the better of my gratitude.” Well,” said the doctor, “single I could have refused the guineas, but altogether they are ir: resistible.”’ “ JJandsome is that handseme does,” quoted a Chicago man to his wife the other day. “ Yes,’ replied she in a winning tone, as she held out her hand ; “for instanee,a husband who is always ready to handsome money to his wife.” The moralizer was cornered, and. this is why the wife will appear at ehurch with a bran new bonnet. Howard Paul relates that in a mo- ment of wild forgetfulness he asked a well-known London actress, who makes up skilfully, her age. Her reply was frank. “I have four ages,” she re- plied, with animation ; “the family archives unfortunately proclaimed that I am fifty; by daylight I pass for thirty six; by gas light not more than thirty ; and with all my war-paint on, in soft light and no rude glare, I pass for five-and-twenty.”’ “$1, PRYER'S SCHOOLS WILL RE-OPEN ON Monday, the 2nd September. N BOYS’ SCHOOL there are three depart. ments. ; Subjects Taught —Latin, Greek, German, French, Mathematics, History, Geography, and all ordinary English subjects. a N GIRLS’ SCHOOL there are three de- partments. In the junior department, boys under 8 years are received. Subjects Taught—same as m Boys’ School, except Classics. In these Schools five Teachers are employed. For terms, ete., apply to : REV. G W. HODGSON, trafton Street. Aug. 14, 1878. POSTPONED ! WHE GRAND LOTTERY of a MASON & HAMLIN ORGAN, advertised to take lace on the 27th inst., is postponed till the Sth September. POHN McEACHERN, S. BLANCHARD, Ch’town, July 26—3: law Boston and Charlottetown REGULAR PACKET LINE REIGHT received for all places on P. FE. Island accessible by water or rail. A vessel always on berth in Boston for Freight. Despatch, Low Rates and Careful Handling of Freight guaranteed, For particulars apply here to F.T. & W. L. DEAN. Our Agents in Boston—W. B. DEAN & CU., 176 Atlantic Avenue. la ‘ Com. May 21—6m 3aw (eneral Insurance Office, AIRE and MARINE, LIFE and ACCI- DENT INSURANCE effected. Office, opp. Post Office, South Side. HORACE HASZARD. SURVEYOR OF SHIPPING, OPPOSITE POST OFFICE—SOUTH SIDE, HORACE HASZARD, , Surveyor. Ch’town; Aug. 2— VHE the lace toget your Printing done is at XAMINER Printing Rooms ete a wee etna etter AR ad nent No. 35 Water St., Charlottetown. Prince Baward Island Branch THE— NORTH BRITISH & MERCANTILE FIRE AND LIFE. INSURANCE CO. Subscribed Capital $Y, 73:5, 33:5:2.00 Paid up Capital, - 1,216,666.00 CHIEF OFFICES—Edinburgh, 64 Princess Street ; London, 61 Threadneedle Street. Nine-Tenths of the Profits of the Life Assur- ance Business are divided every Five Years. The Tables of Rates are moderate. Fire Insurances effected on nearly every description of Property, at the LOWEST RATES of Premium. corresponding to the nature of the risk. Losses settled with promptitude and liber- ality. — Or G. W. DEeBLOIS, General Agent. :0:—— AGENCIES —OF THE— General Mining Association, Limited, —AND THE— Halifax Company, Limited. —0N THE— Old Sydney Mines, Cape Breton, Lingan " r Albion Mines, Pictou, N. S., can be obtained on application to the Subscriber, Terms as usual, G. W. DEBLOIs, Sole Agent for Prince Edward Island. May 18—2aw eee is RO The Greatest Medical Diseovery: since the Creation of Man, or since the Commencement of the Christian Era. There never has been a time when the heal- ing of so many different diseases has been eaused by outward application as the present. It is an undisputed fact that over half of the entire population of the globe resort to the use of ordinary plasters. Dr. MELVIN’s CAPsicuM Porous PLASTERS are acknowledged by all who have used them, to act quicker than any other plaster they ever before tried, and that one of these plasters will do more real service than a hundred of the ordinary kind. All other plasters are slow of action, and require to be worn continually to effect a cure; but with these it is entirely dif- ferent: the instant one is applied the patient will feel its effect. Physicians in all ages have thoroughly tested and well know the effect of Capsicum; and it has always been more or less used as a medical agent for an outward application; but it is only of very recent date that its advan- ee in a porous plaster have been discovered. Being, however, convinced of the wonderful cures effected by Dr. MELVIN’s CAPSICUM Porous PLASTERS, and their superiority over all other plasters, they now actually prescribe them, in their practice, for such diseases as rheumatism, pain in the side and back, and all such cases as have required the use of plasters orliniment. After you have tried other plas- ters and liniments, and they have failed, and ou want a certain cure, ask your druggist for YR. MELVIN’S CAPSICUM POROUS PLASTER. You can hardly believe your own convictions of its wonderful effects. Although powerful and uick in its action, you can rely on its safety or the most delicate a to wear, as it is free from lead and other poisonous material commonly used in the manufacture ef ordin- ary plasters. One trial is a sufficient guarantee of its merits, and one plaster will sell hundreds to your friends. sk your druggist for DR. MELVIN’s CAPSI- cuM Porous PLASTER, and take no other; or, on receipt of 25 cents for one, $1 for five, or $2 for a dozen, they will be mailed, post paid, to any address in the United States or Canadas, MANUFACTURED BY THE NOVELTY PLASTER WORKS Lowell, Mass., U. 8. A., G. HE. MITCHELL, Proprietor, Manufacturers of Plasters and Plaster Compounds W. R. WATSON, Agent December 7, 1877. Steamer ‘' Heather Belle,” eee 0 ae SUMMER ARRANCEMENT 1878. ILL leave Charlottetown for Orwell every Monpay and WEDNESDAY even- ings. Leave Orwell for Charlottetown every Tvrs- pAY and THURSDAY mornings, at 7 o’clock, Leaving Charlottetown for Orwell same evening, at 3 o’clock. Returning from Orwell to Charlottetown same evening, arriving at Charlottetown about 8.30 o'clock. Leave Charlottetown for Mount Stewart every WepNespay and Frirpay mornings, at 4 o'clec'. Lea.¢ “lount Stewart for Charlottetow n 7 o'clock, | Leaving Charlottetown for Mount Stewart same evenings, at from 2 to 3 o'clock, accord- ing to tide. | Return to Charlottetown same evenings. ' Leave Charlottetown for Crapaud every Sarurpay, weather and tide permitting, and every alternate Saturday will make a return rip. } All goods should be prepaid at Charlotte- town, otherwise they will be stored at their destination, at the risk and expense of the owners. U JOHN HUGHES, Agent. | Ch’town, P. E. Island, April 25, S78. 3m law pat pres her ne ar law 3m Aili mena bit BS Cate Bb ROO te oh ape lA POE IE for the latest news—local and telegraphic i Boer THE DAILY EXAMINER, —— 0; WIN (MUD UO ALL ‘ECONOMY & SECURITY. ACGGaT AM Dune ai : rs MPA, AND A SOUND AND RELIABLE HOME COMPANY. Investments All Within the Dominion. a $55,299.51 SURPLUS PROFITS ON PREMIUMS IN 1877. NEW BUSINESS, 1876, - - - SUBMITTED - - = $1,856,598 me: Saat . " - 3.158.000 Solid Addition to Company’s Assets in 1877, - - $55,280.56. There is no reserve clause, making the amount of claims under the Sun Mutual Policie vo be less than the sum assured by them, as under the minimum system. ea Special attention is claimed to the fact that our policies are payable in full. “@a THOMAS WORKMAN, Esq., President ; M. H. GAULT, Es@., Managing Director ; T. J. CLAXTON, Esq@., Vice-President ; Kk. MACAULAY, Secretary. J. M. C. DELESDERNIERS, Superintendent. Prince Edward Island Board of Directors: HON, L. C. OWEN, HON. J. F. ROBERTSON, * DANIEL DAVIES, OWEN CONNOLLY, Esgq., Messrs, JENKINS & McLEOD, . . MeEpbIcaL EXAMINERS. HORACE HASZARD, Manager, P. E. Island. uly 3, 1878— ee oe To Health & Pleasure Seekers and Snortsmen, Am RUS will be open for the season on the 25th June, inist., for the accommodation of visitors and guests. 20: NHE above beautiful and popular watering place has been further improved this season in lawns and grounds, generally—as well as an important extension of 100 yards to wharf, for the better boating and bathing accommodation. Trerms—$2.00 to $2.50 per day. Special arrangements made for permanent guests and families. Coach leaves Charlottetown for the ‘‘ Seaside” every Wednesday and Saturday evening at 6 p. in., returning every Monday and Thursday morning at 9 a. m.; fare, $1.25 each way. Arrangements have also been made with Mr. Bagnall to make coach connections with rains to and from all points in the Island between Hunter River Station and the Seaside Hotel, carrying passengers and luggage at moderate rates—and with promptness, SOHN NEWSON & CO., Proprietors, June 21, 1878—3m UTEETTING WAREHOUSE NO. 50 QUEEN STREET. A SUPERIOR LOT OF ZING & WEATHER COVERE ‘TRUNKS! JUST ARRIV HED. — —--:0:——_ —— Solid Leather Valises! Much Cheaper than Home Manufacture. citikilaiiical A FULL LINE OF GENTS’ FURNISHING GOODS |! —9t Orr Zg#- Inspection Solicited before Purchasing Elsewhere. “=x Gc. ROBERTSON. Charlottetown, May 30— Oo LONGER AGENT! Our Agreement with W. H. Ontve, of St. John, N. B., has this day terminated by mutual consent. In the meantime, parties desiring Machinery can obtain information from us direct, or through AMOS FISHER, Truro, N. 8, or JOHN WELSH, St. Martin’s, N. 8. PRICES REDUCED! Great Improvements in our Saws [RoN—PorrTABLE Grist Mrtts—Portasite Saw MILts, Address— WATEROUS ENGINE WORKS CO., Brantford, Canada. BOTH PRACTICAL MEN WHOSE JUDGMENT AN j ADVICE CAN BE RELIED ON, April 17, 1878. gas BLANK BILL - HEADS,| CAMPAIGN TRACTS BLANK STATEMENTS, —Ai —— BUSINESS GARDS, Furnished promptly and chea,’v, to order, at the EXAMINER OFFICE, SERIES OF EIGHT PAGE TRACTS .A&. for general circulation, and having spe- cial reference to the last five years of Grit- _ rule in Canada. No. 1— Public Expenditure and ; Public Debt.. No. 2— The Steel Rails, INGS’ BUILDING, Sa MEE re 2 os $100, Corner Great George and Water Streets. ee ee 4 POCIES & CLAMS! 59 Bbls. POGIES, 20 ‘“ CLAMS. CARVELL BROS, Ch’town, July 24—pat 3w 2aw 7 f° ee ae ene § > alow in the course of the next Will be. sent by mail, on receipt Others wil few weeka. of price. Conservative Associations and candidates should secure a supply at once. T. & R. WHITE, THe GaZerre, , Montreal, June 6, 1878— ‘ pan base tr a A ALLELE ED DNS Ae ‘Facts for the Electors.’ Prince Edward Island ge STHAMhRs SUMMER ARRANCEMENT, NOVA SCOTIA, eavs, Chariottctown for Pictou every Moy DAY, YS EDNESDAY, THURSDAY & Satvy. DAY mornings at 5 o'clock, connect there at 10 a. m. with train for Halifax. Fare to Haliiax, $4.10. Pienie Parties of twenty or upwards can obtain Return Tickets at Charlottetown Office to Picton, and back same day. for $1 each, iReturning to Charlottetown, Leave Pictou every Turspay, WEDNEsbay * ’ - Fripay and SaruRDAY, about 2 p. m., on . ° . “9 arrival of morning train from Halifax, CAPE BRETON, Leave Pictou for Hawkesbury ever Monpay and Tuurspay, on arrival of morning train from Halifax, connecting both Ways with Stage and Steamer *‘ Neptune,” to and from Sydney and Bras d’Or Lake, Returning to Pictou SAME NIGHTS, connect) with 10 a. m. train Turspay and Frroay for Halifax. New Brunswick, Canada and United States. Leave SUMMERSIDE every day (Sunday ex ed) on arrival of oad trike fm Charlottetown, connecting at Shedias with trains for each of the above named laces, and at St. John with Steamers of nternational Co. for Portland and Bos. a a leaves Charlottetown for Summerside every Monday Morni about 3 o'clock. . tec a Returning, leaves Shediac every day (Su excepted) on arrival of day tale from BE John, for Summerside; connect there with. out delay, with train for Charlottetewn, Also, leave Sununerside for Charlottetown every Saturday evening, about 6 o'clock, Acents: Almon & MacIntosh, Halifax, Noonan & Davies, Pictou; A, Grant and Co., Hawkesbury; Henford Bros., §t, RW. HALES Charlottetown, May 9, 1878, THE ONLY DIREGT LINE TO BOSTON. sit Steamers Carroll and Worcester OTH Steamers are fitted with Superior Passanger accomodation arranged for every convenience and comfort, and fitted up in ele gant style. FREIGHT carried at moderate rates and as low as by any other route. EGGS in boxes and barrels bandied with the greatest care. _ SAVING TIME, only one business day used in reaching Boston, by leaving here Saturday Morning and catching steamer at Halifax, and arriving at Boston Monday morning. LEAVE CHARLOTTETOWN Hivery Thursday, PUNCTUALLY AT 5 P. M. LEAVE BOSTON Hivery Saturday, PUNCTUALLY AT NOON, CARVELL, Bros., AGENTS. Ch’town, May 9, 1873.—1 a w arg pat MACKEREL BARRELS. _ for sale—a large quantity of the yery best Mackerel Barrels, R. BRIDGES. 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