The
      Faction
      is
      a
      satire.
      It
      is
      not
      The
      Cadre.
      The
      Cadre
      is
      in
      the
      mid-
     
     
      dle
      of
      this
      issue
      of
      The
      Faction.
      You
      have
      to
      remove
      the
      middle
     
     
      spread
      and
      fold
      it
      backwards.
      The
      Faction
      uses
      invented
      names
      in
      all
     
     
      of
      its
      stories,
      except
      in
      cases
      where
      public
      figures
      are
      being
      satirized.
     
     
      Any
      other
      use
      of
      real
      names
      is
      accidental
      and
      coincidental
      (except
     
     
      for
      Adam
      Gallant’s).
     
    
   
   
    
     
      “Fuck
      sie,
      wenn
      sie
      kénnen
      nicht
      einent
      Witz
      nehmen.”
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      UPEI
      Sunshine
      Girl
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Brodie,
      31,
      loves
      to
      laugh
      and
      eat
     
     
      Chinese
      food.
      He
      plays
      in
      a
      popular
     
     
      local
      band
      and
      dreams
      of
      becoming
      an
     
     
      actress.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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