The Cadre + 24 March 1998 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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     Sports Briefs 
     
    
   
   
    
     BY BILLY MCQUEEN 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     The season has come to anend. The main events to look forward to now are the intramural 
     
     playoffs and the UPEI sports banquet. 
     
    

    
     The women’s basketball team made it to the CIAU’s and lost in the first round. I’m 
     
     pleased as punch for them. They had an awesome season topped off with a AUAA final victory 
     
     at home. 
     
    

    
     The men’s basketball team left the season on a high noteas well. After struggling for most 
     
     of the year the boys showed determination towards the end of the season. In my books that’s 
     
     just as good as any win during the year. Too bad with the tough draw against Acadia in the first 
     
     round, but from what I hear about the game it was close one. It’s hard to win games if the shots 
     
     aren’t dropping. 
     
    

    
     The hockey Panthers forced a third playoff game against nationally ranked UNB. The 
     
     boys saved what they had for the playoffs and ignored expectations that many of the fans had. 
     
     It was good to see that attitiude. 
     
    

    
     I could put in a few guesses as to those who may get the awards at the banquet, but it’s 
     
     a rough decision. I think the big question is who will get the female athlete of the year: Tracy 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     PIZZA 
     
    
   
   
    
     (Any 3 Ingredients) 
     
    
   
   
    
     McGee or Eiranne Rigby, or maybe we'll see a tie. 
     
     As for the most valuable male athlete, Glen Miller of the soccer Panthers is deserving. 
     
     He led the UPEI team all year with successive wins and I can’t think of a player who deserves 
     
    
   
   
    
     the award more. 
     
    
   
   
    
     MVP for the basketball team is a tough one: Scott Morrison, Greg Lucas or Phil Davis 
     
     are all good picks. I think women’s basketball MVP should be shared between Jenn Johnson 
     
     and Eiranne Riggy. As fag the hockey MVP I'd say Dave LeMay or Dave Mitchell. 
     
    
   
   
    
     50 things to do besides studying 
     
    
   
   
    
     Each suggestion has been personally tested for optimum 
     
     procrastination pleasure by Mr. Billy McQueen 
     
    
   
   
    
     1. The Barn friend to clean your room tapes 
     
    

    
     2. Sex 21. Get a new girlfriend/boy- 36. Shave your eyebrows like 
     
     3. Intramural Basketball friend Vanilla Ice and wear M.C. 
     
     4. Play pool 22. Watch the Star Wars tril- Hammer pants 
     
    
   
   
    
     5. Drink excessive amounts of 
     
     beer 
     
    
   
   
    
     6. Video games trilogy to your parents lectures 
     
    

    
     7. Sumo Wrestling 24. Watchthecommunitychan- 39. Watch re-runs of Magnum 
     
    

    
     8. Eat popcorn nel Pi, 
     
    

    
     9. Rocky III 25. Hop on one foot, smoke a 40. Doodle 
     
    

    
     10.Email/Internet cigarette, whistle, and chew 41. Make plans to take over 
     
    

    
     11. Seinfeld gum all at the same time the world 
     
    

    
     12. Simpsons 26. Argue over who was the 42. Inhale second hand smoke 
     
    

    
     13. Play some “WHAM?” vi- _ better Bond: orMoore 43. Shop for groceries 
     
    

    
     nyl, and then play them back- 27. Watch an NCAA basket- 44. Do the dishes 
     
    

    
     wards ball game 45. Twiddle your thumbs 
     
    

    
     14. Order from “George’s” 28. TSN 46. Hit the stairmaster 10) yjo> JO 
     
     15. Watch the movie “Swing- rg ooo cheesies Z oa wy ; 
     
     ers” - South . Get a tattoo and show it to : 
     
    

    
     16. Sleep, sleep all day, sleep 31. Shower everyone 307 University Ave 
     
     all day and all night ioe ee eee 49. Go to the library and hang This Available For To: 
     
     17. Make “Beer in a bag” out Special Delivery 
     
    

    
     18. Cut your hair 33. Three words: W-W-F 50. Write another ways to oc- UPEI, BROWN COURT, HOLLAND COLLEGE 
     
     19.Go bowling . 5 ers cupy your time besides study- " 
     
     20. Get soutnithiondices. 35. Listen to Twisted Sister ing... & COMPU COLLEGE ONLY!!! 
     
    
   
   
    
     ogy 
     
     23. Watch the Indiana Jones 
     
    
   
   
    
     37. Inhale helium 
     
     38. Pretend to enjoy listening 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
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