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     by Henry Dapuncdan All my 
     
     life I wanted to be .rich 
     
     Everything I did was towards 
     
     that goal. As a child -I 
     
     sold smuggled milk to babies. 
     
    
   
   
    
     While in grade school, I sold 
     
    
   
   
    
     gum scrapers to tie teachers 
     
     (it is the secret wish of 
     
     all teachers to have tl'e 
     
     neatest classroom in the 
     
     school) . My sumersvere’ 
     
     kept quite full forming an 
     
     amalgamation of  
     
     corporations. These enter- 
     
     prises aided me in my goal 
     
     to be a nullicnaire, but 
     
     still left ne far short 
     
     of that magic seven digit 
     
     umber. 1 
     
    

    
     While resolVing early 
     
     in life to beccue filthy 
     
     rich, I also decided an ’ 
     
     education was necessary so 
     
     I could takemy rightful 
     
     position among the elite. 
     
     That is where UPEI entered 
     
     the picture. Because I ' 
     
     wanted a first—rate , 
     
     educatim, I went to a 
     
     first-rate university. 
     
     AS a matter of fact, in _‘ 
     
     most journals, UPEI is 
     
     ranked not mly as a 
     
    

    
     first rate university, 
     
    
   
   
    
     . fin fit... 
     
    
   
   
    
     but, as'the very, yes, 
     
     the very best university 
     
     in the entire province. 
     
     There is one aspect of 
     
     my personality that ‘I have 
     
     neglected to nenticn thus 
     
     far.) I love music, all 
     
     music: rock and roll,’pop, 
     
     " easy-listening, and at 
     
     tines, I can even tolerate 
     
     disco (please don't gasp). 
     
     ,With new albums selling 
     
     for $8.98 apiece, it isn't 
     
     hard to see how this love 
     
     of music could stand in 
     
     the way of my becoming a 
     
     millionaire. 
     
    

    
     That's when my room- 
     
     mate (I live in residence, 
     
     of course. It's cheaper, 
     
     Do you have any idea what 
     
     gas is selling for mu?) 
     
     told ne about CINN. He told 
     
     me that tl'ey play the best 
     
     music twenty-four hours a 
     
     day. When ire said that, I 
     
     just sort of looked at him 
     
     real funny-like. "I wasn't , 
     
     sure if m was an under- 
     
     cover radio recruiter or 
     
     if he had just swallowed 
     
     CIMI promo. 'Ihen 1e said, 
     
     "Henry, you are an intelli- 
     
    

    
     \ gent person" (I noticed 
     
    
   
   
    
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     ‘. I was handed a crisp one 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     his sanity was returning) 
     
     "why .not listen for your— 
     
     self and make your own 
     
     decision". I still wasn't 
     
     quitesure. Tten came his 
     
     argument clincher. “It's 
     
     free... I'll let you listen 
     
     on‘my radio. " 
     
    

    
     I~ncw listen to CIlVN 
     
     continuously. But all 
     
     my worldly ramblings may 
     
     have distracted you from 
     
     the reason I am here in tie 
     
     first“ place - to tell you 
     
     hm CINN made ne a 
     
     millionaire. Before I 
     
     went to visit CINN's 
     
     studio (11 the fourth 
     
     floor of Main Building, 
     
    

    
     ,7 I decked my bank account. 
     
     'Ihere was a balance of 
     
     $999,999. ,I approached 
     
     the perple at the radio 
     
     station and told them 
     
     that for one dollar 
     
    
   
   
    
     'i I would write this week's 
     
    
   
   
    
     advertisement for the'SE. 
     
     'Ihey accepted on the spot, 
     
     saying it would be well 
     
     worth it to get rid of ‘ 
     
     that bother. (don't take 
     
     the wrong interpretation 
     
     from that) . Right tiere, 
     
     in tle main lobby of CHIN, 
     
    
   
   
    
     , floor Main. 
     
    
   
   
    
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     THE UPEi_SUN Thursd ,-February 28, 1; page 5 
     
    
   
   
    
     THE PRODUCT or A SIMN 
     
     STATION MANAGER'S FANTASY 
     
    
   
   
    
     dolla'r bill and becane 
     
     Canada's newest millionaire. 
     
    

    
     I f you doubt the validity 
     
     of any of my statements, 
     
    
   
   
    
     ;you can check with the people 
     
     > at CIMN. Call them at 
     
    
   
   
    
     892-8980, or better yet, 
     
     pay tl'em a Visit on fourth, 
     
     They'll tell 
     
     you exactly the sane story 
     
     I just told you. . . Well 
     
     almost the sane. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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