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      Fact
      and
      Opinion
     
     
      continued
      from
     
     
      page
      24
     
    
   
   
    
     
      opponent
      is
     
     
      for
      losers.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      The
      telephone’s
     
     
      patent
      number
      is
      174
     
     
      465.
     
     
      OPINION:
      Alexander
     
     
      Grahm
      Bell
      invented
     
     
      the
      phone
      so
      people
     
     
      wouldn’t
      have
      to
     
    

    
     
      |
      look
      at
      each
      other
     
    

    
     
      '
      during
      sex.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      The
      typical
     
     
      person
      goes
      to
      the
     
     
      bathroom
      6
      times
      a
     
     
      day.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      Cool
     
     
      people
      don’t
      go
      to
     
     
      the
      bathroom.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      There
      are
      17
     
     
      steps
      leading
      up
      to
     
     
      Sherlock
      Holme’s
     
     
      apartment.
     
     
      OPINION:
      That
      is
      the
     
     
      same
      distance
     
     
      Holme’s
      restraining
     
    
   
   
    
     
      |
      order
      says
      he
      has
      to
     
    
   
   
    
     
      stay
      away
      from
     
     
      elementary
      schools.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      Anthony
     
     
      Robbin’s
      infomercial
     
    
   
   
    
     
      .|
      airs
      every
      half
      hour,
     
    
   
   
    
     
      24
      hours
      a
      day
     
     
      somewhere
      in
      the
     
    
   
   
    
     
      USA.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      The
      Dukes
     
     
      of
      Hazzard
      airs
      every
     
     
      half
      hour
      on
      TNN.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      When
      a
      horned
     
     
      toad
      is
      angry,
      it
     
     
      squirts
      blood
      from
      it’s
     
     
      eyes.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      |
      do
      the
     
     
      same
      thing
      when
      I
      get
     
     
      aroused.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      The
      first
     
     
      Lifesaver
      flavor
      was
     
     
      peppermint.
     
     
      OPINION:
     
     
      The
      second
     
     
      was
     
     
      asparagus.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      The
     
     
      typical
     
     
      American
     
     
      eats
      263
     
     
      eggs
      a
      year.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Eggs
      are
     
     
      highin
     
     
      Vitamin
      A,
     
     
      protein,
      and
      bits
      of
      -
     
     
      baby
      chickens.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      The
      ballpoint
     
     
      pen
      was
      invented
      in
     
     
      1938
      by
      Laszlo
      and
     
     
      Georg
      Biro.
     
     
      OPINION:
      Before
      the
     
     
      ballpoint
      pen,
      people
     
     
      used
      to
      chew
      on
      their
     
     
      scribblers
     
    
   
   
    
     
      2a
      THAT'S
      ee
     
    
   
   
    
     
      XXX
     
    
   
   
    
     
      100’s
      of
      movies
     
    
   
   
    
     
      new
      to
      the
      Island
     
    
   
   
    
     
      corner
      of
     
     
      Mount
      Edward
      Rd.
      &
      Belvedere
      Ave.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      when
      they
      got
      bored
     
     
      in
      class.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      The
      fastest
     
     
      growing
      nail
      is
      on
      the
     
     
      middle
      finger.
     
     
      OPINION:
      It
      just
      looks
     
     
      that
      way
      because
     
     
      you're
      so
      used
      to
     
     
      people
      showing
      it
     
    

    
     
      to
      you,
      asshole.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      The
      parking
     
     
      meter
      was
      invented
     
     
      by
      C.C.
      Magee
      in
     
    
   
   
    
     
      SUS
      aT
      ts
     
     
      that
      way
     
    

    
     
      We
      TA
      Ge
     
     
      so
      used
      to
     
    
   
   
    
     
      people
     
     
      showing
      it
      you,
     
     
      asshole.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      1935.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      How
      do
     
     
      they
      determine
      the
     
     
      value
      of
      parking
      for
     
     
      an
      hour?
      What
      the
     
     
      heck
      are
      you
      paying
     
     
      for?
      If
      parking
     
     
      meters
      gave
      gumballs
     
     
      after
      you
      puta
     
     
      quarter
      in
      them,
      it
     
     
      would
      make
      sense.
     
     
      Until
      then,
      I’m
      going
     
     
      to
      have
      to
      eat
      the
     
     
      gum
      offthe
      sidewalk
     
     
      to
      get
      my
      money’s
     
     
      worth.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      In
      1961,
      an
     
     
      IBM
      7090
      computer
     
     
      calculated
      Pi
      to
      100
     
     
      265
      digits.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      I
      don’t
     
     
      care
      about
      calculating
     
    
   
   
    
     
      is
      pretty
      good
      at
     
     
      finding
      pictures
      of
     
     
      doctors
      performing
     
     
      illegal
      surgeries.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      The
      human
     
     
      body
      weighs
      forty
     
     
      times
      more
      than
      the
     
     
      brain.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      Fat
      people
     
    
   
   
    
     
      have
      huge
      brains.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      A
      fter
      eating
      too
     
     
      much,
      your
      hearing
      is
     
     
      less
      sharp.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      Eating
      at
      an
     
     
      Iron
      Maiden
      show
     
     
      will
      make
      you
     
     
      completely
      deaf.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      A
      person
     
     
      swallows
     
     
      approximately
      295
     
     
      times
      while
      eating
     
     
      dinner.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      If
      my
     
     
      mom
      ’s
      cooking,
      a
     
     
      person
      throws
      up
     
     
      more
      than
      they
     
     
      swallow.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      The
      oldest
     
     
      known
      vegetable
      is
     
     
      the
      pea.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      Young
     
     
      vegetables
      collect
     
     
      Pokemon
      trading
     
     
      cards.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      Jack
      is
      the
      most
     
     
      common
      name
      in
     
     
      nursery
      rhymes.
     
     
      OPINION:
      It’s
      also
      a
     
     
      common
      name
      in
     
     
      pornographic
      films.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      The
      avocado
     
     
      has
      the
      most
      calories
     
     
      ofany
      fruit.
     
     
      OPINION:
      It
      has
      so
     
     
      many
      calories
      that
     
     
      one
      bite
      could
      make
     
     
      your
      head
      explode.