HOROSCOPES
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Notice
      of
      Motion
      to
      Change
     
     
      UPE/
      Student
      Union
      Fees
     
    
   
   
    
     
      In
      two
      seperate
      motions
      moved
      March
      14th,
      2004,the
      UPEI
     
     
      Student
      Council
      proposed
      fee
      changes
      for
      all
      full
      time
     
     
      UPEI
      students
      to
      become
      effective
      May
      1st,
      2004.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      first
      Motion
      calls
      for
      the
      UPEI
      Student
      Council
      to
     
     
      eliminate
      the
      $7
      per
      student
      Canadian
      Federation
      of
     
     
      Students
      (CFS)
      fee.
      This
      fee
      has
      previously
      been
      pald
      by
     
     
      all
      full
      time
      UPEI
      students.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      second
      Motion
      calis
      for
      the
      UPEI
      Student
      Council
      to
     
     
      increase
      Student
      Union
      fees
      hy
      a
      corresponding
      $7
      per
     
     
      student.
      The
      motion
      also
      includes
      a
      clause
      which
      states
     
     
      that
      the
      fee
      increase
      only
      last
      for
      a
      period
      of
      one
      academic
     
     
      year
      |
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      resulting
      amendments
      to
      students
      fees,
      I
      passed,
     
     
      would
      result
      in
      a
      net
      zero
      dollar
      change.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Possible
      actions
      against
      our
      continued
      partnership
      with
     
     
      the
      Canadian
      Federation
      of
      Students
      warrant
      these
     
    

    
     
      changes.
      Both
      legal
      counsel
      and
      the
      Executive
      commitiee
     
     
      for
      the
      UPEI
      Student
      Union
      have
      advised
      that
      these
     
    
   
   
    
     
      changes
      be
      implemented
      for
      the
      coming
      academic
      year.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      There
      will
      be
      a
      public
      forum
      to
      discuss
      these
      proposed
     
     
      changes
      in
      the
      WA.
      Murphy
      Student
      Centre
      Boardroom,
     
     
      Boom
      203,
      on
      Monday,
      Anil
      Sth
      at
      5pm
     
    
   
   
    
     
      For
      information
      on
      the
      matter
      before
      the
      public
      mooting
     
     
      _
      please
      visit
      www.upeisu.com
      to
      identify
      and
      contact
      your
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
       
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      For
      Entertainment
      Purposes
      Only
     
     
      (Anyone
      who
      takes
      this
      particular
     
     
      horoscope
      seriously
      needs
      to
      get
      their
     
     
      head
      examined.)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Aries
      (March
      21
      -
      April
      19):
      Be
      wary
     
     
      of
      migrating
      badgers,
      or
      maybe
      just
     
     
      stop
      getting
      high
      and
      watching
      the
     
     
      Discovery
      channel
      all
      the
      time.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Taurus
      (April
      20
      -
      May
      20):
      You
      will
     
     
      become
      impregnated;
      this
      does
      not
     
     
      only
      pertain
      to
      females.
      Did
      you
      not
     
     
      see
      the
      movie
      Junior?
      Although
      your
     
     
      chances
      of
      becoming
      governor
      after-
     
     
      wards
      do
      not
      look
      quite
      as
      promising.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Gemini
      (May
      21
      -
      June
      21):
      There
      is
      a
     
     
      limit
      to
      delving
      into
      the
      past.
     
     
      Especially
      when
      it
      comes
      to
      the
      fact
     
     
      that
      drinks
      are
      so
      damn
      cheap.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Cancer
      (June
      22
      -
      July
      22):
      You
      will
     
     
      become
      drastically
      sick
      after
      watching
     
     
      to
      many
      Easter
      commercials.
      You
     
     
      finally
      realize
      that
      real
      rabbits
      do
      not
     
     
      lay
      Cadbury
      Cream
      eggs.
      You
      just
      had
     
     
      to
      find
      out
      the
      hard
      way.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Leo
      (July
      23
      -
      August
      22):
      Your
      habit
     
     
      of
      faking
      an
      Australian
      accent
      to
      get
     
     
      attention
      is
      even
      more
      pathetic
      than
     
     
      the
      fact
      that
      a
      dingo
      did
      eat
      your
      baby.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Virgo
      (August
      23
      -
      September
      22):
     
     
      You
      will
      begin
      to
      choke
      while
      eating
     
     
      spaghetti,
      but
      then
      you
      will
      be
      fine
     
     
      after
      most
      of
      it
      shoots
      out
      of
      your
      nos-
     
     
      trils.
      Please
      don’t
      sit
      next
      to
      me.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Libra
      (September
      23
      -
      October
      22):
     
     
      You
      discover
      that
      video
      has
      not
      only
     
     
      killed
      the
      radio
      star,
      but
      it
      has
      also
      run
     
     
      over
      your
      beloved
      chihuahua.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Scorpio
      (October
      23
      -
      November
     
     
      21):The
      domination
      of
      the
      moons
      of]
     
     
      Jupiter
      into
      the
      sphere
      of
      Uranus
      will
     
     
      lead
      you
      to
      severely
      questioning
      your
     
     
      sexuality.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Sagittarius
      (November
      22
     
     
      December
      21):
      You
      know
      what
      this
     
     
      means
      don’t
      you?
      That
      you
      were
      con-
     
     
      ceived
      during
      the
      winter.
      People
      that
     
     
      are
      conceived
      during
      the
      winter
      have
     
     
      been
      scientifically
      proven
      to
      be
      crazier
     
     
      than
      everyone
      else.
      OK,
      thats
      a
      lie,
      but
     
     
      there
      is
      a
      limited
      amount
      of
      things
      to
     
     
      do
      during
      PEI
      winters
      to
      keep
      you
     
     
      from
      going
      crazy.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Capricorn
      (December
      22
      -
      January
     
     
      19):
      You
      realize
      your
      dog
      is
      getting
     
     
      more
      action
      than
      you
      are.
      This
      revela-
     
     
      tion
      causes
      you
      to
      frequent
      Myrons
     
     
      even
      more.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Aquarius
      (January
      20
      -
      Feb
      18):
      You
     
     
      will
      rediscover,
      fall
      in
      love
      with,
      and
     
     
      marry
      the
      sleeve
      of
      an
      old
      jacket.
     
     
      Friends
      and
      family
      will
      be
      delighted
     
     
      that
      you
      have
      finally
      met
      your
      love-
     
     
      match.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Pisces
      (Feb
      19
      -
      March
      20):
      You
      are
     
     
      cold
      and
      unemotional
      and
      sometimes
     
     
      fall
      asleep
      while
      making
      love.
      PS
      Your
     
     
      fly
      has
      been
      open
      all
      day
      long.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Winner
      of
      the
      Gift
      Certificate
      from
     
     
      The
      Wave
      is...
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Ann
      Matheson
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Thanks
      to
      everyone
      that
      submitted
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      UPEI
      Cadre
      April
      5,
      2004
      page
      9