~ as» Euggy, February 14 —— page 10 —— , ~ 7) Little Christo’s Pizza pealed to or particularly dis- Items: > my I f" “M” "“s 6 . r and Subs. gusted you. 8) Greco Donair and I realize you probably Piua. haven’t eaten at all of these 1) Salads. _ 9) Myron’s Place. places — even I haven’t. Give 33’ L0“ Anne Heckbe" 2) In the pretty Netted IO) Chaplin’s. it your best, though, won’t . This past week, I received Gem box to be stationed in Gosh, how do I go about you? ' 2) Soups. the suggestion of a lifetime. the Robertson Library, where this? Hmmm... Here’s a sample answer: . Mark Griffith, bless his little all of the WUSC people have Alright. This is how we’ll 1) Salads: Pat’s Louise 3) Appetizers. heart, came up with the first been parking themselves for do it. Here’s a list of things Cheese; Myron’s, SeafOOd 5; _ honest to goodness construc- the better part of a week. The you can expect to find in Chaplin 's, Waldorf S. 4) Entrees. tive criticism I’ve ever heard box will be there from Thurs- most restaurants. Would you 2) Soups: I hate soup. That’s in my life: he suggested I do day afternoon around four be so kind as to fill in your fine dear. . Get the gist? It’s really 3; Desserts. a reader survey, sort of a poll to see what you feel are some of the best, cheap dining establishments in good ol’ Charlottetown. This is a great idea, truly it is. And no, I’m not trying to convince myself. Our circulation level is somewhere in the exact vici- nity of thirteen hundred (1300); I figure we ought to be able to get at lemt 10% if not more reader response. That works out to a sample of about 30 students: once again we’ll have licked some past voter turnouts for S.U. elections. Beside, it’ll give you good practice for the upcoming student elections. Just clip out, tear out, burn out — whatever your fancy — the pertinent part of this week’s column (Hey, I refuse to rephase that one, I trust you guys won’t hang me out to dry on this last; after all, I’m afraid I did promise never to say anything pertinent, didn’t 1?), and take your pick of these drop- off points: 1) Fourth floor Main, Netted Gem office, anytime between now and Monday noon after reading week. (that’s February 25). p.m. until Friday noon. 3) After that, you can find the box at the Barn, Friday afternoon, maybe longer. Any other options? No- thing I can think of offhand, unless you want to flag me down as I meander about the campus. Great! Pitter patter, let’s get at ’er. This is an example of the sort of question you can expect to find in Lifestyles’ first reader survey: Ex. 1 Should Mickey Mouse have been, or was he elected president of the United States of America? (answer YES or NO) NOTE: It is important that you realize — can you guess what’s coming next? — that this is NOT a Mickey Mouse questionnaire. Ha-ha, I’ve sitting on that line for just such an occasion; too bad it’s lost a lot of its Zing since I fell off the . dinosaur. Ten Restaurants: 1) Pat’s Rose and Grey Room. 2) Off Broadway Cafe. 3) Cedar’s Eatery. 4) The Golden Wok. 5) Caesar’s Italy. 6) Gentleman Jim’s Restaurant. seal of approval or dis- approval. Better yet, name a specific dish from a specific restau- rant that particularly ap- rather easy. Please take the time to give it a whirl. That’s it for this week. Take care, gang. 6) Beverages (alcoh'olic and non-alcoholic). B.C. universities facing severe measures ' VANCOUVER (CUP) B.C.’s three universities will know next month whether they must fire hundreds of professors, eliminate whole programs and faculties and dramatically increase tuition fees. 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