The UPEI SUN, February 4, 1982, page 8 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
    
   
   
    
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     WIM'I'ER WIPE—UP 
     
    

    
     We the engineers 
     
     faithfully supported 
     
     winter carnival. Most 
     
     members of our society 
     
     attended every event. 
     
    

    
     The word 'most' is used 
     
     due to the fact that 
     
     some were rudely asked 
     
     'to vacate the sc—called 
     
     Student Union Barn. 
     
     Again, as was last 
     
     year, we dominated the 
     
     snow sculpturing contest. 
     
     .You spineless artsies 
     
     and biologists who 
     
     challenged us must 
     
    

    
     feel sarmhat 
     
     enbarassed. Our 
     
     sculpture was a detailed 
     
     forgery of Michael 
     
     Angelos' "The Slut" 
     
     which was placed on 
     
    

    
     top of Robertson 
     
     Library. We are still 
     
     receiving cmpliments 
     
     from the general public. 
     
     The sculpture will now 
     
     be'placed inra freezer:  
     
     for display at the 
     
     Smithsonian Institute. 
     
    

    
     Our chugging team, 
     
     consisting of Bill 
     
     Phillips, Alan Moore, 
     
     Alan Aitken, and Danny 
     
     MacDougall came second 
     
     in the carnival chugoffs. 
     
     We acknowledge the good 
     
     competition and congratulate 
     
     the winners. - 
     
    

    
     'IWo weeks ago we in 
     
     engineering received this 
     
     letter and were asked to 
     
     convey it to the "Editor 
     
     of the SUN". 
     
    

    
     Dear Sir: 
     
    

    
     First we would 
     
     like to advise you that 
     
     members of our organ- 
     
     ization read your paper 
     
     with great interest. Now 
     
     to explain who we are. 
     
    

    
     We are a non profit 
     
     organization called the 
     
     "Fawcetts Ball Association" 
     
     which was formed to help 
     
     the different types of 
     
     baseball in our area. At 
     
     present we are building 
     
    

    
     a softball field on the 
     
     Provincial Government 
     
     land behind the Vocational 
     
     school which we have 
     
     leased. 
     
    

    
     Before construction 
     
     could be started it 
     
     was necessary to have the 
     
     land surveyed and levels 
     
     run. This would incurr 
     
     (mite an expense to a 
     
     voluntary agency and make 
     
     a hole in the funds which 
     
     we had sex: aside for haul 
     
    
   
   
    
     fill for the project. We 
     
     contacted that much 
     
     maligned body, the UPEI 
     
     Engineers and they sent 
     
     us three students, Bill 
     
     Phillips, Phillip Griffin, 
     
     and Angus Orford. They 
     
     spent two days running 
     
     levels and lines and 
     
     completing the work which 
     
     was excellent. - 
     
    

    
     , Now to the rest of 
     
     the student body the 
     
     engineers are the uncouth, 
     
     unwashed, untouchables ’ 
     
     who spent a program of 
     
     destruction while 
     
     attending university 
     
     followed by years of 
     
     construction. But to the 
     
     Fawcetts Ball Organization 
     
     these are community 
     
    
   
   
    
     salt of the earth. 
     
    

    
     The Association 
     
     wishes to inform you 
     
     that no pressure or 
     
     solicitation was used on 
     
    
   
   
    
     L “as” t5”:  this   'er. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Signed , 
     
     Angus Orford ' 5 Dad 
     
    
   
   
    
     It has been brought 
     
     to‘our attention in 
     
     the past few days that 
     
     we, the "Engineers" 
     
     are not very well liked 
     
     on campus. I don‘t 
     
     know why! > 
     
    

    
     Here are some of 
     
     the rumours around the 
     
    
   
   
    
     campus: 
     
     1. broken window in the 
     
     Barn maybe 
     
    
   
   
    
     2. broken window in a 
     
     door of Duffy Business 
     
     3. vandalism to pop 
     
     machine in Duffy Biology 
     
     4. Tasteless acts 
     
    

    
     (snow sculpture) maybe 
     
    

    
     5. due care and attention 
     
     while driving (V.W.) 
     
    
   
   
    
     .maybe 
     
    
   
   
    
     6. indecent exposure 
     
    

    
     (lack of clothes at a 
     
    

    
     public event) maybe 
     
    

    
     7. stink bonb in 
     
    

    
     biology lab maybe 
     
    

    
     8. eartquakes maybe 
     
     But here are the 
     
    

    
     good things we young 
     
    

    
     enterprising engineers 
     
    

    
     have done: 
     
    

    
     1. survey for the 
     
    

    
     Fawcetts softball 
     
    

    
     2. survey a cemetery 
     
    

    
     in Albertcn 
     
    

    
     3. CE‘CY Christmas miracle 
     
    

    
     4. bartend for Faculty 
     
    

    
     lounge 
     
    

    
     5. donate 28 pints of 
     
    
   
   
    
     blood 
     
    
   
   
    
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     ENG INEER'S 
     
    
   
   
    
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     6. free Silverfish 
     
     extermination advice 
     
    

    
     7. servicing the fenale 
     
     population of UPEI 
     
    
   
   
    
     "Ha, Gus I sounds good 
     
     what". 
     
    

    
     "We'll smell like roses 
     
     Buck." ' 
     
    
   
   
    
     In response to "Pat 
     
     Bradley's NewsBulletin" 
     
     of the variety sham 
     
     1. 36 T.I. 50, 55, 57, 
     
     and 59 are all too small- 
     
     We like the 69 model. \ 
     
     2. We all have a key 
     
     to Bernadine. 
     
    

    
     ' See you in two weeks 
     
    

    
     Hi Maaa 
     
    

    
     Note to CIMN: A large 
     
     part of your numbers 
     
     are lst year engineers. 
     
     Bite down too hard and 
     
     you'll chem your foot 
     
     off. ’ 
     
     lecturing a class of 
     
     co—eds on the anatomical 
     
    
   
   
    
     intricacies of the male "'2 ‘ 
     
    
   
   
    
     reproductive organ, the 
     
     exasperated professor 
     
     finally declared, "I don't 
     
     know why you girls can't 
     
     grasp this subject. 
     
    

    
     You've had it pounded 
     
     into you all semester." 
     
    
   
   
    
     In conjunction with 
     
     Engineering Week, the 
     
     engineering population 
     
     at UPEI will increase by 
     
    
   
   
    
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     about 100 %. 'Ib do this 
     
     we've decided to host an 
     
     engineeringhockey 
     
     tournament on the 4th, 
     
     5th, and 6th whick will 
     
     be held at UPEI. 
     
     Engineering teams from 
     
     universitites in Atlantic 
     
     Canada will arrive on 
     
     Thursday. After their 
     
     departure on the 6th, 
     
     a free V.D._ clinic will 
     
     be held at the Barn on 
     
     the 8th, 9th, and 10th. 
     
     So be there early, girls, 
     
     because it's first come I 
     
     first served. 
     
    

    
     Coming up in weeks to 
     
     come: 
     
     Seal Pups: A Special 
     
    

    
     series dedicated. to the. 
     
     sensible slaughter of 
     
     those cute little seal 
     
     pups every spring- 
     
     Articles include: Clubbing 
     
     How to...; Favourite ‘ ‘ 
     
     Seal ‘Recipes; Skinning 
     
      101 of a 
     
     rotting seal pup carcass, 
     
     and many more. V N 
     
     For the production 
     
     of this column we 'd like 
     
     to give special, thanks‘ to: 
     
     The UPEI SUN Staff 
     
     Riverside Orderlies 
     
     Glaze 
     
     C.S. 
     
     Nbosehead Breweries _ 
     
     Oolumbian Border Guards 
     
     Thailand Farm Workers 
     
    
   
   
    
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     To Merritt Crockett, Compliments 
     
     of the U.P.E.I. Engineers Society. 
     
    
   
   
    
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