Referendum
      Results
     
    
   
   
    
     
      On
      April
      1-2
      the
      referendum
      concerning
      the
      Student
     
     
      Centre/building
      Fund
      was
      held.
      Student
      turnout
      was
     
     
      209.
      The
      results
      on
      the
      first
      question
      concerning
      the
     
     
      $5
      fee
      were
      198
      yesand
      11
      no.
      Forthe
      second
      ques-
     
     
      tion
      concerning
      an
      additional
      $5
      fee
      (to
      a
      total
      of
      $10)
     
     
      the
      results
      were
      145
      yes,
      54
      no
      and
      10
      abstain
     
     
      Thanks
      to
      the
      campus
      police,
      security,
      and
      my
      com-
     
     
      mittee
      of
      ballot
      counters.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Jennifer
      Gillan,
      C.R.O.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FIRSTFROSH
      COMMITTEE
     
     
      MEETING:
      APRIL
      10TH
      (FRIDAY)
      AT
     
     
      1:30
      -
      2ND
      FLOOR
      BARNEVERY
     
     
      WELCOME!!!
     
    
   
   
    
     
      THE
      BATTLE
      OF
      THE
      SEXES
      -
      A
      PLAY
     
     
      BY
      THE
      STUDENTS
      OF
      UPEI
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Cast:
      Cory
      Large
      -
      Ego:
      King
      of
      all
      that
      is
      dull,
     
     
      conceited
      and
      right-wing
      (although
      progressive
      in
      his
     
     
      use
      of
      ahyphenated
      name)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Peter
      &
      Joey:
      Leaders
      of
      the
      Backlash
      super
      hero
     
     
      team.
      Just
      tow
      guys
      trying
      to
      save
      their
      own
      red-
     
     
      necks.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      Libby
      Petition:
      Nota
      real
      person
      as
      some
      might
     
     
      believe,
      but
      an
      object
      of
      much
      reverence
      and
      vile
     
     
      hatred.
      Disappears
      in
      Act
      II
      and
      becomes
      sought
     
     
      after
      like
      the
      Holy
      Grail.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Jean
      Claude
      Vaughn
      Jelliffe:
      The
      heavyweight
      of
      the
     
     
      feminist
      fatale
      faction,
      known
      for
      her
      acid
      tongue
      and
     
     
      cut-off
      letters
      in
      the
      school
      newspaper.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Bugs
      Bunny:
      An
      alias
      used
      by
      an
      intrepid
      spy
      for
      the
     
     
      Backlash
      super
      hero
      team.
      One
      of
      the
      original
     
     
      signers
      of
      the
      Libby
      Petition.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Tracy
      Smith:
      real
      name
      unknown.
      Pretends
      to
      be
      on
     
     
      the
      feminist
      fatale
      side,
      but
      often
      shoots
      her
      own
     
     
      troops
      in
      the
      back
      with
      poor
      writing
      thus
      killing
      any
     
     
      chance
      they
      have
      to
      be
      taken
      seriously.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      Doctor:
      Also
      affectionately
      known
      as
      Adolf.
     
     
      Guilty
      of
      several
      war-crimes,
      the
      worst
      being
     
    
   
   
    
     
      UPEI
      X-P
      RESS
     
    
   
   
    
     
      April
      9,
      1992
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      4
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Ensquireresque-
      like
      journalism.
      Thoughtto
      have
      —
     
     
      disappeared
      but
      will
      be
      caught
      arraigned
      whencau
      ght
     
    
   
   
    
     
      National
      Association
      of
      Scholars:
      A
      group
      of
      men
     
    
   
   
    
     
      who
      couldn’t
      get
      dates
      in
      college
      because
      of
      rumours
     
     
      about
      small
      penis
      size.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Student
      Union
      Council:
      A
      group
      of
      young
      men
      and
     
     
      women
      devoted
      to
      sitting
      on
      the
      fence.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Students/Children
      of
      UPEI:
      Sometimes
      angry
      at
      the
     
     
      war,
      sometimes
      apathetic,
      mostly
      just
      confused.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Attitude:
      Leading
      role
      -
      canbe
      played
      by
      a
      female
      or
     
     
      male
      -
      perhaps
      big
      enough
      for
      both.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ActI
      Sc.
      1:
      The
      feminists
      fatales
      are
      busily
     
    
   
   
    
     
      deconstructing
      the
      letter
      .....
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Auditions
      will
      be
      held
      as
      soon
      asa
      ceasefire
      is
      called
     
     
      and
      people
      begin
      to
      use
      their
      pens
      for
      peace
      treaties
     
     
      rather
      than
      intellectual
      violence.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Respectively
      yours,
     
     
      Michelle
      MacCallum
     
    
   
   
    
     
      P.S.
      The
      above
      article
      is
      a
      satire
      --
      and
      to
      be
      con-
     
     
      strued
      as
      such.
      I
      hope
      people
      take
      it
      as
      little
      dig
      at
     
     
      all
      the
      pain
      that
      was
      caused
      this
      year
      by
      the
      great
      war,
     
    
   
   
    
     
      UPEI
      STUDENT
      CENTER/
     
     
      BUILDING
      FUND
     
    
   
   
    
     
      §
     
     
      On
      April
      lst
      and
      2nd,
      the
      Student
      Union
      held
      a
      refer-
     
     
      endum
      asking
      students
      wether
      ornotthey
      werein
     
     
      favor
      of
      the
      challenge
      of
      the
      80’s
      student
      fee,
      which
     
     
      has
      now
      expired
      being
      replaced
      with
      another
      fee.
     
     
      Results
      said
      YES!!!
     
    
   
   
    
     
           
     
    
   
   
    
     
      A
      $10.00
      fee
      will
      be
      implemented
      for
      the
      upcoming
     
     
      fallacademic
      year.
      This
      fund
      will
      go
      towards
      the
      i
     
     
      eventual
      construction
      ofa
      new
      Student
      Center.
      Ho
      .
     
    

    
     
      ever,
      this
      fund
      is
      only
      one
      source
      ascontributions
      —
     
     
      will
      come
      from
      various
      avenues.
      ;
     
    
   
   
    
     
      :
     
     
      ;
     
    
   
   
    
     
           
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
     
      If
      students
      have
      questions
      or
      would
      like
      to
      look
      at
      -
      :
     
     
      what
      work
      has
      been
      done
      by
      past
      councils,
      presenta~
     
     
      tions
      etc.,
      please
      call
      the
      Student
      Union
      at
      566-053
      D
     
     
      or
      drop
      down
      during
      office
      hours.
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