ALL
      LOUNGES
      ARE
      NOT
      CREATED
      EQUAL.
      With
      this
      in
      mind
     
     
      wed
      like
      to
      take
      you
      on
      a
      tour
      of
      the
      department
      lounges.
      This
     
    
   
   
    
     
      week
      we
      tour
      Main
      Building.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
          
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      History,
      Classics
      and
      Canadian
      Studies
      lounge
      shows
      that
      if
      you
      want
      style,
      ask
      the
      profs
      We
      weren't
      even
      sure
      we
      were
      allowed
      to
      enter
      the
      faculty
      lounge,
      let
      alone
      sit
      on
      the
     
     
      has
      a
      piano
      and
      a
      dishwasher.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      to
      donate
      antique
      furniture—
      but
      what
      the
      hell
      is
      that
      machine
      in
      the
      corner?
      furniture.
      This
      place
      is
      truly
      swank,
      it
      even
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Found
      in
      a
      small
      dark
      corner,
      the
      Modern
      Languages
      lounge
      looks
      like
      no
      one
      has
      found
      it
     
     
      since
      the
      seventies.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      the
      first
      lounge
      we
      came
      across
      without
      a
      microwave,
      but
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      English
      and
      Fine
      Arts
      lounge
      Is
     
    
   
   
    
     
      does
      supply
      you
      with
      a
      friend
      24
      hours
      a
      day.
     
    
   
   
    
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
     
      the
      Sociology,
      Anthropology
      and
      Religious
      Studies
      This
      is
      all
      that
      remains
      of
      the
      now
      defunct
      Philosophy
      lounge
      and
      is
      hidden
      in
      the
      bowels
      of
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Despite
      the
      dead
      heads,
      we
      really
      liked
     
     
      like
      home,
      and
      they
      even
      supply
      you
      with
      a
      clean
      the
      X-Press
      office.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      lounge.
      Kathy
      says
      the
      furniture
      is
      “just
     
     
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      [
      x.prese
      january
      twenty-fifth
      1994
      page
      10]