The UPEI SUN, January 28, 19252, page (-7 the thin man 7 * . Pop-Tarts By Tun G. Killorn I was flossing my teeth the other day I noticed a song playing ‘hyrm which"! an sure-is responsible for the ',_;"» ‘ danise of many brain-'_ cells across North Merica each evening. -' mis ode to the noting- process isbynonecth’er ‘ than Olivia mutton .. , Jam,1who - > to openly-aspirate being‘ _ the Linda lovelace of « Pop mic. With her new .- ’ found sensuality it would f_ notsurprisemetosee- .Miss John start to plug , ._ certain aids probably. filled Australian‘Ply (Help down under from . dam under), in back of magazines. . Along with Olivia ere is another rock dynorco on the horizon. His mane is Billy Squier and as a rock lyracistyhe easily out distances “such cont-’5'“ emporarie‘s' " as Spring- steen or Seger. Mr. Sguier is of course‘the T creator of one of "the most eloquent pop songs to come down the pike in a long time. This song is called "The Stroke" and even though it was runoured at first to be about rowing it is prop- nature. I would casually estimate that a song of such sweeping magnitude took Mr. Squier almt ’ - five to' six mcmths, C Good timings do take time.) , I“ .y. ~ Despite cartributions of ', ‘ William‘to modern pop msic has been ,, upstaged lately by 3 J. Geilsband.‘ mis -. group who were at peak in theearly . ] ia_ msic 'scene with such awesane hit singlesmas mam". and their latest Stash "mterfold". . The latter is a true sxmkerwith the tugging phrase. {'My 7 heartruns oold/ my '_ ' baby she's a centerfold."- Most of the time I am a hard bitten realist but it's pretty hard to argue with beautiful sentiment like that. _ With the help of these three virtuoso pop acts and other talented ’ ' rockers such as Journey and Van Halen it ismr'e _ than evident that rock and roll has never been , stronger. There is only one thing troubling about this pop utopia. 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