Prospective
      Courses
      for
      Summer
      Session:
     
    

    
     
      Philosophy
      245
      Hippies
      in
      the
      90’s
     
    

    
     
      This
      course
      investigates
      the
      philosophies
      of
      university
      students
      who
      listen
      to
      Phish,
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      Dan,
      and
      The
      Dave
      Matthews
      Band.
      Why
      are
      they
      attracted
      to
      these
      indulgent
      bands?
      Why
      VIGOR
      and
      PEP
     
    

    
     
      don’t
      they
      bathe?
      new
      ack
      in
      20
      days!
     
    

    
     
      PREREQUISITE:
      12
      hours
      ofhackey
      sack,
      anda
      velvet
      painting.
      your
      money
      SO’
      ao
     
    

    
     
      THRILL
      TO
      REN
     
    

    
     
      Economics
      103
      Introduction
      to
      Slave
      Labour
      The
      Cartre
      sevdent
      oe
      a
      pte
      al
     
    

    
     
      For
      business
      students
      who
      value
      money
      over
      human
      lives,
      this
      course
      offers
      insight
      into
      nature
      (alli,
      Wyo
      suslent
      giper
      oo
      blota
      ing
      te
     
    

    
     
      acquiring
      migrant
      workers,
      setting
      up
      factories
      overseas,
      and
      avoiding
      any
      public
      backlash
      Cidiaideneded
      a
      er
      ren
     
     
      ral
      umsh,
      chock
      of
      money
      Orde
      today
      fer
      pour
     
    
   
   
    
     
      through
      ad
      campaigns.
      wooly,
      wn!
      pesipold,
      or
      order
      2.0.0,
      plus
      pestegs
     
     
      PREREQUISITE:
      diregard
      for
      the
      sanctity
      ofhuman
      life.
      ee
     
    

    
     
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      ane
      ae
      nets
      pad
      epeuianet;
     
     
      we
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      terete
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      ihe
      dou
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      WON
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      tf
      To
      YOURSELF
     
     
      A
      iM
      OWE
      HIGHT
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
     
          
     
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Religious
      Studies
      349
      Satan
      and
      Heavy
      Metal
      Music
     
    

    
     
      This
      course
      examines
      contemporary
      heavy
      metal
      artists
      and
      their
      associations
      with
      the
      Lord
     
     
      of
      Darkness.
      We
      will
      also
      look
      at
      theories
      that
      link
      early
      rock
      and
      roll
      music
      to
      Satanism.
     
     
      The
      evolution
      of
      blues
      music
      to
      glam
      rock
      to
      metal
      is
      a
      twisted
      road
      paved
      with
      sin
      and
     
     
      debauchery.
     
    

    
     
      PREREQUISITE:
      a
      haircut.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Biology
      429
      Genetic
      Engineering
     
    

    
     
      This
      course
      examines
      cloning
      and
      the
      DNA
      replication
      ina
      laboratory.
      After
      studying
      the
     
     
      film,
      Multiplicity,students
      will
      clone
      Michael
      Keaton.
      There
      are
      two
      exams,
      but
      they
      are
      the
     
     
      exact
      same.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      CADRE
      P
     
     
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      a
      ae
      cae
      Regt,
      15
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Rushed
      in
      turiuierisal
      wranner
     
    
   
   
    
     
      COMING
      SOON
     
     
      STUDENT
      UNION
     
     
      ELECTIONS
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Chemistry
      280
      Flubber
     
     
      This
      course
      introduces
      the
      groundbreaking
      discovery
      of
      Flubber.
      It’s
      not
      fluffy,
      it’s
      not
     
     
      rubber,
      it’s
      flubber.
      Taught
      by
      the
      absent-minded
      professor
      himself.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Computer
      Science
      334
      Cyber-Smut
     
    

    
     
      This
      course
      introduces
      pornography
      on
      the
      Internet.
      Topics
      include:
      members-only
      sites,
     
     
      saving
      jpgs,
      spotting
      fake,
      nude
      celebrity
      photos,
      typing
      with
      one
      hand.
     
     
      PREREQUISITE:
      Must
      be
      over
      18
      and
      have
      a
      credit
      card.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      NOMINATIONS
      OPEN:
     
     
      Psychology
      212
      Pavlov’s
      Doggs
      FEBRUARY
      14
     
     
      Using
      the
      basics
      of
      classical
      conditioning,
      students
      will
      perform
      classical
      conditioning
     
     
      experiments
      on
      gangsta
      rappers.
      Drive-by
      shootings,
      the
      theory
      and
      practice
      of
      the
      pimp-
      NOMINATIONS
     
     
      slap
      and
      the
      correct
      way
      to
      hold
      a
      “40”
      will
      all
      be
      discussed.
      Malt
      liquor
      and
      hoes
      will
      be
      CLOSE:
      FEBRUARY
      18
     
     
      provided.
     
     
      PREREQUISITE:
      Must
      be
      straight
      outta
      first-year.
     
     
      If
      interested
      call
      :The
      Registrar’s
      Office,
      and
      ask
      for
      “Killer.”
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      POLES:
     
     
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      his
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      Falk,
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      using
      it
      to
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      Rowlands.
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      films
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      in
      many
     
     
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      in
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      wood,
      however,
      found
      him
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      actors
      such
      as
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      THE
     
     
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      he
      retumed
      to
      his
      more
      high-calibre
      acting
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      Cassel
      and
      Ben
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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