53 itariusé (Nov.22—Dec.21)' 
     
    

    
     For all you unattached Saggitar— 
     
     ians,.this is your lucky week! 
     
     Before mid-week you'll meet your, 
     
     life's partener._ Take it cool; 
     
     everything will fall into place 
     
     on its own.3 ‘ r ' 
     
     ca ricorn: (DecL22-Jan.21) 
     
    

    
     iGood time to finish up all yOur 
     
     ‘christmas shopping to leave lots 
     
     of time for relaxing before the 
     
     big day. _Think of getting 
     
     those nails trimmed or _ 
     
    

    
     those teeth filed for an 
     
     extra—festive look. 
     
    

    
     Aguarius (Ran.22-Feb.21) 
     
    

    
     This is a good- week for 
     
    

    
     tying up all your loose' 
     
    

    
     ends- finish off all your 
     
     projects and assignments. 
     
    

    
     Get lots of sleep too. 
     
    

    
     Aquarian resistance to 
     
    

    
     minor illness is low this 
     
    

    
     week. — ‘ 
     
    

    
     Pisces (Feb.22—Mar.21) 
     
    

    
     Try to stop worrying and 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     V let your hair down.So what 
     
    
   
   
    
     don't suit you.It's not 
     
     worth worrying about. 
     
     You know you always pull 
     
     through in th nd,so relax. 
     
     Aries(Mar.22-April 21) 
     
     Time to start getting in 
     
     some much—needed exer- 
     
     cise.Try skating,—-it will_ 
     
     . strengthen those big 
     
     muscles— may even help you 
     
     catch that elusive someone 
     
     you'vebeen pursuingl 
     
     'Taurus(April 22- May 20)“ 
     
     All the hard work is going 
     
     to pay off,Taurus.You'll 
     
     come out on top in the end. 
     
     Remember to take some time 
     
     out of the study routine to 
     
     "let your hair down".All 
     
     work and no play... 
     
     Gemini (May 21—June 20))) 
     
     You're going to make a 
     
     big discovery this week, 
     
    
   
   
    
     .Twas thefnj‘gn‘t before D-daiy, 
     
    
   
   
    
     The moon on the breast 
     
    
   
   
    
     'Twas the night before 
     
     ' Of the new—fallen slush 
     
    
   
   
    
     Christmas, ‘ I 
     
     And all thrmugh 'the Made everything eerle, 
     
     campus, Ermtic and lush. 
     
    
   
   
    
     And then with a twinkling, 
     
    

    
     7 Was heard on the roofs, 
     
     The prancing and pawing 
     
     0f tiny, weird hoofs. 
     
    

    
     ‘Way up High 
     
    

    
     ; Were millions of elves; 
     
     Having a-party — ’ 
     
    

    
     Making fools of themselves. 
     
     They were dressed all in fur 
     
     From their heads to their 
     
    

    
     - feet; » _ 
     
     ThoSe costumes were gorgeous, 
     
    
   
   
    
     Not a creature was stirring, 
     
    
   
   
    
     Not even the Panthers. 
     
    

    
     A stocking was hung 
     
    

    
     From Memorial with care, 
     
    

    
     In hope that a bottle . 
     
    

    
     Would land itself there. 
     
    

    
     The girls were all nestled 
     
    

    
     In Bernadine's beds, z 
     
    

    
     While visions of tall,dark 
     
     and handsome 
     
    

    
     Danced in their heads. 
     
    
   
   
    
     And mho'd settled,in Marion, 
     
     For their long winter's naps,- . 1 
     
     But the_gir1s and the guys Splffy’ 
     
     In their crazy party caps. 
     
     When out on the field, 
     
    

    
     There arose such a clatter, 
     
     All fell from their beds 
     
    

    
     To see what was the matter.u 
     
     They crawled to their feet, 
     
     They just had to know; 
     
    

    
     They opened the curtains 
     
    

    
     And smashed the window.‘ 
     
    

    
     And what to their drooping 
     
     Eyes did appear, 
     
    

    
     But a giant truck 
     
    

    
     With many cases of beer! 
     
     With a great big driver 
     
    

    
     So drunk ahd so stupid — 
     
    

    
     I knew in a moment 
     
    

    
     It couldn't be Cupid! 
     
    
   
   
    
     quite‘sweet!‘ I 
     
     They were chubby and plump, 
     
     Quite jolly little elves, 
     
     And most acted quite fruity. 
     
     In spite of themselves. 
     
    

    
     A wink of an eye 
     
    

    
     And a twist of a head, 
     
     Soon sent all our students 
     
     Back into a bed.' 
     
    

    
     They spoke not a word 
     
    

    
     - But went straight to their 
     
    

    
     work ‘ 
     
     .Cleaning out all the stashes; 
     
     Dope's for a dope but not 
     
     for a jerk. “ 
     
     Then sprang from the windows 
     
     And down to the truck; 
     
     Cursing and swearing_ 
     
     They didn't give a duck. 
     
     But they were heard to 
     
     , exclaim ‘ . 
     
     as they drove out of sight 
     
     " Merry ChriStmas to all 
     
     And to all 
     
     Submitted sincerely, 
     
     Santa's Claus ' 
     
    
   
   
    
     Louder than trumpets 
     
     He yelled and he shouted 
     
     AS he passed Ont the beer, 
     
     Was he sober ? I doubt it! 
     
     NOW Schooner! Now Mooseheadl 
     
     NOW Blue and Ten-penny! ’ 
     
     0n Alpine,on,Molson's,o 
     
     0n Oland's and 50! 
     
     T0 Bernadine,Marion, 
     
     Memorial,Blanchard Hall\— 
     
     NOW drink away,drink away,v 
     
     Drink away all! I 
     
     eY rushed from the doors 
     
     Cross campus afloat, 
     
     d each poured the cool 
     
    
   
   
    
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     if your graduation pictures. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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     9 _ _ s ‘ s 
     
     Virgo(Aug. Zl—Sept. 20) 
     
     You're likely to have a 
     
     small obstacle in the 
     
    

    
     way of happiness this 
     
     week.Something to do with 
     
     family,probab1y.Think 
     
    

    
     it over but don't discuss 
     
     it with just anyone.Wait 
     
     and it will solve itself. 
     
     Libra ( Sept. 21-0ct.29) 
     
     Time.to Start trying to 
     
     lose some of those extra 
     
     pounds before Christmas. 
     
     'You'll feel and look better. 
     
     Get lots of fresh air - 
     
     you'll feel better for it. 
     
     Scorpio(0ct. 23— Nov, 21)_ 
     
     Things are starting to look 
     
     up for you,Scorpio.Your 
     
     black days are coming to 
     
     an endLTake advantage of 
     
     .your own good humour and 
     
     make a few early holiday 
     
     visits to all those "hard 
     
     to-get along with" rela— 
     
     tives. ' 
     
    
   
   
    
     Gemini.Could be a very 
     
     pleasant surprise for you 
     
     'Ior someone close to you. 
     
     Keep your eyes open 
     
     and your wits about you. 
     
     Cancer(June 21-July 20) 
     
     Going home for Christmas, 
     
     moon—child ? The wait and 
     
     the excitement will be - 
     
     well worthwhile7-as long 
     
     ‘as you don't mind having 
     
     others plan all your time 
     
     for you.Remember people 
     
     are as anxious to see you 
     
     as you are to see them.r 
     
    
   
   
    
     Leg (July 21-Aug.20) 
     
    

    
     This week may seem terr- 
     
     ibly long and dark to 
     
     you,Leo.By the end you 
     
    

    
     may feel like packing 
     
    

    
     'it all in.DOn't despair—- 
     
     someone thinks you're 
     
     pretty special,even if 
     
    

    
     he doesn't always show it. 
     
     Next week will be brighter. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
          
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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     hrist— 
     
    
   
   
    
     The Cadre has merry C 
     
     mas on top of it. 
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
    
   
   
    
     is coming 
     
    
   
   
    
     It's time for all good 
     
     residence kids to visit 
     
     their parents. 
     
    
   
   
    
     when 
     
    
   
   
    
     You become desparate and use 
     
    
   
   
    
     You put your booze in the 
     
     the Cadre for wrapping paper. 
     
    
   
   
    
     window to cool for the 
     
     Residence party and it 
     
    
   
   
    
     freezes solid. There is a tree messing-up 
     
    
   
   
    
     your living room. 
     
    
   
   
    
     The 6 committees you are 
     
     .on each have a Xmas party, 
     
     and you have 6 drunks planned 
     
     ( except they are all on the 
     
     same night). ' 
     
    
   
   
    
     The Cadre staff gives a.bon 
     
     ,of crayons to Earle Arsen— 
     
     ‘ault of the Journal Pioneer. 
     
    
   
   
    
     You don't know whether to go 
     
     home for Christmas or go 
     
     spend it with Santa. 
     
    
   
   
    
     U.P.E.I. really is covered. 
     
     by the Qoddamned snow. 
     
    
   
   
    
     The highlight of your holi— 
     
     day plans is to watch T.V. 
     
     with your dad. 
     
    
   
   
    
     ImoSt.wanted 
     
    
   
   
    
     fPegs for Crib Board. Apply Berna- 
     
     dine Hall, ask for Jim.‘ 
     
     -0ne pair second—hand, good condi— 
     
    
   
   
    
     tion, size 15‘sneakers. Apply gym, I. . 
     
     ask for Sky_ You re really happy : 
     
    
   
   
    
     -One toupee, size 7 , preferably 'MERRY CHRISTMAS 3 
     
     thick and bushy(but\not afro). Apply 
     
    
   
   
    
     S.U.Office, ask for Mickey. 
     
     -0ne Editor, anything half resembling 
     
    
   
   
    
     You're happy to be going 
     
     home away from the Cadre. 
     
    
   
   
    
     The Conspiracy 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     having brains accepted, must not be a r3§f;;flh* 
     
     bore.Apply CADRE staff. I g: ifxi~ (5 cf) 
     
     One person capable of snap decisions m‘o o g r11 
     
     and able to back them up and stick to , ‘1’  o 2 
     
     them. Apply Personnel Board,ask for g? égi r03.  
     
     Percy Downe. it] g3: >3; z, 
     
     -Persons with problems,write Dear I: is, ‘égb an m 
     
     Murna. . . ‘ a; " 73 g —| (5 
     
     —One fat man, must be jolly, must ‘93-‘96 45:9? ('6‘ 
     
     have beard, to work as replacement on 5 3 5?; 3 =3 J%u 
     
     holidays. Apply North Pole. ; ffga‘wj‘fi E 2’ 
     
     —Wanted immediately, one, new writer c1  leaf/m '2 
     
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