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     CORNBOIL ’ 89 
     
     The Society would like to 
     
     thank all those who made our 
     
    
   
   
    
     Cornboil a PARTY. Special 
     
     thanks to our corporate 
     
     sponsors: 
     
    
   
   
    
     Moosehead Breweries; | 
     
    

    
     (Socke MacDonald) — 
     
     Coca-Cola; 
     
    

    
     (Carl Murray) 
     
    

    
     Olde Barrel; 
     
    

    
     (Mr. Bernard & Clair Praught ) 
     
    
   
   
    
     Moosehead 
     
    
   
   
    
     Olde Barred 
     
     COKE 
     
    
   
   
    
     Q:WHAT DO YOU FIND HARDEST 
     
     ABOUT UNIVERSITY LIFE?!! 
     
    
   
   
    
     ARTSIE 
     
    

    
     - deciding what to major in 
     
    

    
     - keeping high enough marks to 
     
     stay on the deans list. 
     
    

    
     - having more than 3 
     
     classes/week and going to them 
     
     all’; 
     
    
   
   
    
     ~- having only 6 days per. week 
     
     of free time . 
     
     - BEING AN ARTSIE 
     
     BUSINESS 
     
     mi reLioy, policy 1. és 
     
     ~~.tinding>time to.go to -the 
     
     movie pub. 
     
    

    
     coat not owning enough Polo 
     
     shirts 
     
    
   
   
    
     - only having one ski trip per 
     
     year. 
     
    
   
   
    
     MARTONETTE 
     
    

    
     - eating cafeteria food 
     
    

    
     - having to sleep and. shower 
     
     with other guys.(but this is 
     
     not really a problem) 
     
    

    
     - wearing ugly jackets 
     
    

    
     - sneaking sheep’ into rooms 
     
     and then keeping them quiet 
     
    

    
     - BEING A MARIONETTE 
     
    
   
   
    
     BIO 
     
    

    
     - dodging cars while 
     
     collecting roadkill on the 
     
     highway for our’ labs. 
     
    

    
     - trying to get fruit flies to 
     
     mate for genetics Lab. 
     
    

    
     - having to walk 4 flights of 
     
     stairs to get to our labs. 
     
    

    
     ~ BEING A BIO 
     
    
   
   
    
     PSYCH 
     
    

    
     po feeding lab rate; and 
     
     teaching them how to count 
     
     field trips to Riverside and 
     
     not being able to leave. 
     
     ~4 sharing Psych 362 
     
     '@°%$#@ Engineers. 
     
    
   
   
    
     with 
     
    
   
   
    
     ENGINEERS 
     
    
   
   
    
     - 18 assignments per week 
     
    

    
     - not having enough money for 
     
     BEvERages 
     
    

    
     - not having enough BEvERages 
     
    
   
   
    
     THE JOKES OF THE WEEK 
     
    
   
   
    
     1) This bio walks into a bar 
     
     with a pig under his arm. The 
     
     bartender hollers,"Hey, 
     
     wher’dya get that?" The PIG 
     
     oinked, "Yesterday at the 
     
     auction.” 
     
    
   
   
    
     2) This business "student"(I 
     
    
   
   
    
     think that’s .what you call 
     
     them) took a beautiful girl 
     
     back. to her place. The next 
     
     day his. friend asked, "Why 
     
     were you home so early last 
     
     night?".."Well, he replied. We 
     
     were sitting around having a 
     
     great chat and_ she suddenly 
     
    
   
   
    
     Egnts.: 0; CAN 
     
     So I went home. 
     
    
   
   
    
     turned out the 
     
     TAKE A HINT. 
     
    
   
   
    
     3) Q:What’s the one thing 
     
     all marionettes share ???? 
     
     A: A RAM--ME’S condom. 
     
    
   
   
    
     4) D? Ya here about the 
     
     business student who bought a 
     
     pair of ski-doo boots ? 
     
    

    
     He went through eight 
     
     pairs of laces trying to start 
     
    
   
   
    
     them! !!! 
     
     5) Q: Why do doughnuts have 
     
     holes in them?? 
     
    
   
   
    
     A: So "security" can keep 
     
     an eye on their coffee!!! 
     
    
   
   
    
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     Thursday, October 26, 1989 
     
    
   
   
    
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