The
      Idiot's
      Guide
     
     
      to
      Academia
     
     
      (Part
      1:
      100-50)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      100.
      All
      things
      in
      modera-
     
     
      tion,
      including
      moderation
     
     
      99.
      Just
      because
      Vince
     
     
      Carter
      gives
      you
      a
      hard-
     
    
   
   
    
     
      tower
      cere
      s
      omer
      oer
      ewe
      ee=
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      on,
      that
      doesn’t
      make
      you
     
     
      gay.
     
     
      98.
      Professors,
      the
      mean-
     
     
      spirited
      ones,
      (see
      Busi-
     
     
      ness,
      Nursing
      etc.)
      ought
     
     
      to
      be
      beaten
      with
      their
      own
     
     
      limbs.
     
     
      97.
      All
      things
      considered,
     
     
      the
      cover,
      Sarah’s
      feature
     
     
      and
      Heather’s
      porn
      history,
     
     
      you
      would
      have
      to
      call
     
     
      this
      our
      SEX
      issue.
      But
     
     
      I’m
      not
      trying
      to
      tell
      you
     
     
      what
      to
      think.
     
     
      96.
      The
      only
      true
      elo-
     
     
      quence
      is
      in
      shutting
      the
     
     
      fuck
      up.
     
     
      95.
      Iam
      not
      truly
      eloquent.
     
     
      94.
      At
      night,
      if
      the
      wind
      is
     
     
      blowing
      right
      you
      can
      spit
     
     
      from
      one
      side
      of
      Main
     
     
      Building
      to
      the
      other.
     
     
      93.
      If
      you
      can’t
      find
     
     
      something
      interesting
      to
     
     
      learn
      in
      class,
      find
      some-
     
     
      one
      interesting
      to
      look
      at.
     
     
      92.
      I
      have
      never
      had
      a
     
     
      teacher
      teach
      me
      anything
     
     
      significant
      which
      I
      did
      not
     
     
      already
      know.
     
     
      91.
      The
      best
      teachers
      are
     
     
      those
      that
      help
      you
      learn
     
     
      about
      yourself.
     
     
      90.
      The
      worst
      teachers
      are
     
     
      the
      ones
      convinced
      that
     
     
      their
      lives
      are
      subject
     
     
      matter
      worth
      learning
     
     
      about.
     
     
      89.
      The
      best
      professors
      I
     
     
      have
      had
      at
      this
      school
      are
     
     
      JJ
      Revell,
      Brendan
      O’
     
     
      Grady,
      Frank
      Ledwell,
     
     
      Roberta
      MacDonald,
     
     
      Elizabeth
      Epperly
      and
     
     
      David
      Weale.
     
     
      88.
      The
      worst
      professors
      I
     
     
      have
      had
      at
      this
      school
      are
     
     
      Brian
      Jones,
      Colman
     
     
      O’Hare,
      Tim
      Carroll,
      Miam
     
     
      Ali
      and
      David
      Weale.
     
     
      87.
      The
      best
      records
      of
      the
     
     
      1990’s
      are:
      Love
      Tara
     
     
      (Eric’s
      Trip),
      Check
      Your
     
     
      Head,
      Ill
      Communication,
     
     
      Hello
      Nasty
      (Beastie
      Boys)
     
     
      OK
      Computer
      (Radiohead),
     
     
      Other
      Songs,
      Wherabouts
     
     
      (Ron
      Sexsmith),
      Live
      1966,
     
     
      Time
      Out
      Of
      Mind
      (Bob
     
     
      Dylan),
      Black
      Love
     
     
      (Afghan
      Whigs),
      Trouble
     
     
      at
      the
      Henhouse,
      Day
      For
     
     
      Night,
      Phantom
     
     
      Power
      (The
     
     
      Tragically
      Hip),
     
     
      Bizarre
      Ride
      II
      the
     
     
      Pharcyde
      (The
     
     
      Pharcyde)
      Crooked
     
     
      Rain,
      Crooked
     
     
      Rain,
      Terror
     
    
   
   
    
     
      around
      camp!
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ment),
      Lost
      Te
     
     
      in
      July,
      Nowhe.
      77
     
     
      Rodeo),
      Mudd
     
     
      (Redman),
      Ente
      ¥
     
     
      (Wu-Tang
      Clan
     
     
      Reservation
      (Be
     
     
      Empire,
      The
      Bal
     
     
      Angeles,
      The
      Gx
     
     
      Joad,
      Hadda
      be!”
      .4"
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Jukebox
      (Rage
      A
      AK
      4,
     
     
      Machine),
      Odela
      Le
      ic
      |
     
     
      An.
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
     
        
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
           
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
        
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
         
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
        
     
     
        
     
     
          
     
     
         
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
        
     
     
        
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
        
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
        
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Being
      There,
      Sun}
      *
      ‘
     
     
      (Wilco)
      I
      Feel
      Alr.
      2
     
     
      Earle),
      Car
      Wheel!
      aff
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Kings
      ofLove(Blagy
      ©
     
     
      the
      Rodeo
      Kings"
      =
      1g
     
     
      Southern
      Harn!
      >
      oss
     
     
      Musical
      Compani®
     
     
      Black
      Crowes),
      Lag
     
     
      (Metallica),
      In
      Ute
     
     
      Nevermind,
      Unpi
     
     
      (Nirvana),
      The
     
     
      of
      Lauryn
      Hill
      (I
     
     
      Live
      Through
     
     
      Vitalogy
      (Pea
     
     
      matic
      For
      the
      Pe
     
     
      Just
      Over
      This
      Ni
     
     
      (Skydiggers),
      Bro
     
     
      (Neil
      Young),
      Ve:
     
     
      Should
      Coco
      (S
     
     
      The
      House
      of
      G
     
     
      Against
      Boys),
     
     
      (Sheryl
      Crow),
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ae
     
     
      moved
      (Sloan)s
     
     
      Tom
      Joad
      (Bru
      gy
      yA
     
     
      Springsteen),
      y
      A
     
     
      Fight
      For
      Yo
      Ny
      »
      }
      Oy
     
    

    
     
      Harper),
      Mock
      |
      vf
      a=
      ;
      ip
      ORY
      ke
     
     
      Down
      (The
      Su
      :
      ac
      ea
     
     
      Caterwaul
      and
      1
     
    
   
   
    
     
      cos-'@
      you
      and
      3
      friends
      are
      going
     
    
   
   
    
     
      86.
      Weare
      all:
     
    
   
   
    
     
      se
     
     
      snes?
      Memorial
      Cup.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      made
      are:
      Johi
     
     
      Harding
      (Bob
     
     
      Boutique
      (Beejea|.
      \We'd
      get
      you
      &
      3
      friends
     
    
   
   
    
     
      it
      Bleed
      (The
      F
      :
     
     
      ALove
      oe
      put
      you
      up
      in
      a
      swanky
      hotel,
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ae
      Kiryou
      great
      seats
      to
      the
      semi-
      g
     
     
      vis).
      [
     
    

    
     
      84.
      Somewhelals
      of
      the
      Memorial
      Cup.
      Plus
     
     
      Building
      there
      ‘
      to
      hel
      ou
     
    

    
     
      full
      of
      1
      spending
      money
      |
      py
     
    

    
     
      Mafia
      rolls
      of
      afterwards.
      There's
      also
      tons
     
    

    
     
      it
      was
      left
      ther
     
     
      in
      an
      attempt
      22°25
      and
      Roots
      toques
      to
      be
     
     
      place
      the
      govejok
      in
      special
      new
      16-packs
      of
     
     
      85
      eke
      Senadian.
      And
      start
      packing.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      should
      be
      renan
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      CN
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Angus
      Maclean
     
     
      lunge,
      i
      Sun
      CANADIAN
     
     
      ve
      rm
      Pi
      S
      SSH
      Game
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      82.
      A
      rumor
      statiic
      stores.
      MOLSON
      CANADIAN.
      PROUD
      SPONSOR
      OF
      CANADIAN
      HOCKEY.
      Must
      be
      of
      legal
      drinking
      age.
      No
      purchase
      necessary.
      Call
      |
      800
      499
      ,
     
     
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