“ENGINEERS
      DO
      IT
      WITH
      PRECISION”
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ENGINEERING
      SOCIETY
      NEWS
     
    
   
   
    
     
      As
      everyone
      knows,
      exams
      are
      slowly
      sneaking
      up
      onus.
      With
      Engineering
      Quote
      of
      the
      Week:
     
    

    
     
      exams
      comes
      an
      increase
      in
      stress
      which
      is
      directly
      propor-
      Whydo
      the
      workwhenyoucancopy
      it?
      Why
      copy
      it
      when
      you
     
     
      tional
      to
      how
      seriously
      you
      take
      your
      courses,
      and
      inversely
      canphotocopyit?
      Why
      photo
      copyitwhenyoucan
      cutitoutand
     
     
      proportional
      to
      the
      number
      of
      classes
      you
      attend.
      So
      the
      paste
      it!
     
    

    
     
      Engineers
      decided
      to
      come
      up
      with
      some
      stress
      relievers
      to
      help
     
     
      you
      through
      these
      troubled
      times.
      (Note:
      all
      stress
      relievers
     
     
      were
      tested
      for
      validity
      and
      proved
      effective.)
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      c
     
     
      AYSTO
      DEAL
      WITH
      STRESS:
      M°DonaLD's
      boa
     
     
      ‘i
      °
      ene
      TOOT
     
     
      10.
      Stare
      at
      people
      through
      the
      tines
      of
      a
      fork,
      pretending
      they
     
     
      are
      in
      jail.
      Tis
      is
      to
      cectify
      that
     
    
   
   
    
     
      9.
      Pay
      your
      Visa
      with
      your
      Master
      Card.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      8.
      When
      someone
      tells
      you
      to
      have
      a
      nice
      day,
      tell
      them
      you
      La
      Dink
      3.BA,
      BA.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      have
      other
      plans.
      £
     
     
      Hy
      ed
      eo
     
    

    
     
      7.
      Find
      out
      what
      a
      frog
      in
      a
      blender
      really
      looks
      like.
      isavaly
      employ
      @
     
     
      MeDonald's
      oF
      Cr'
      TOWN
     
    
   
   
    
     
      6.
      Make
      a
      list
      of
      things
      to
      do
      that
      you
      have
      already
      done.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      5.
      Leaf
      through
      National
      Geographic
      and
      draw
      underwear
      on
      :
     
    

    
     
      the
      natives.
      Done
      Shek
      fac
     
    

    
     
      4.
      Read
      the
      dictionary
      upside
      down
      and
      look
      for
      hidden
      mes-
      cl
      Lek
     
    

    
     
      sages.
     
    

    
     
      3.
      Make
      up
      a
      language
      and
      ask
      people
      for
      directions.
      Daa
      "Ss
      vse
      na
      his
      Vast
     
     
      2.
      Pay
      your
      tuition
      in
      pennies.
      STOLES
      or
      kno
      na
      e
      To
     
    
   
   
    
     
      1.
      Fill
      out
      your
      tax
      forms
      in
      Roman
      numerals.
      4
      ‘
     
     
      work
      Hig
      way
      be
     
    

    
     
      As
      all
      Engineers
      have
      learned
      here
      at
      U.P.
      ET;
      you
      can
      solve
      JA
      Lag
      Fe
      Rey
      OF
      Ar
      Vee
     
     
      any
      problem
      by
      drawing
      a
      picture
      of
      it
      and
      breaking
      it
      into
      its
      j
      I.
     
     
      components.
      Well,
      we
      have
      just
      found
      another
      way
      of
      solving
     
    
   
   
    
     
      any
      problem.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
                 
     
     
         
     
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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