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     The City's Modern and Iii!- 
     
     Conditioned Dance Hall 
     
    
   
   
    
     CAFETERIA SERVICE 
     
    
   
   
    
     WEEKLY SATURDAY NIGHT DANCE OPEN TO PUBLIC 
     
    
   
   
    
     Legienoiru Orchestra 
     
    
   
   
    
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     Contract Bridge _ 
     
     Dy Jdeeuhhie cones-nun 
     
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     THE REAL (JULPRIT 
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
    
   
   
    
     South was highly critical o! his 
     
     iM-rlnelfi opening bid in today's 
     
     deal. but he should have looked 
     
     into a mirror to see the real cul- 
     
     prlt.| 
     
    
   
   
    
     By Clifford MacBride 
     
    
   
   
    
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     ‘JUT OUR WAY 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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     ALLERS seem, 
     
     TO es 233mm 
     
    
   
   
    
     OUT . 
     
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     Napc‘ ' on and Uncle Elby 
     
    
   
   
    
     UNDER A TREE . 
     
    
   
   
    
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      HERE HE is, MISTER.’ i GUESS mxwotsow 
     
     ’ sens 111' REWARD FER FINDIN’ YER FALSE 
     
     ' TEETH. HE FOLJND 'EF4 DOWN THERE 
     
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     ‘mo FAR FROM A FIRE 
     
     ALARM BOX! SOME DAY 
     
    

    
     vouRE some, TO PUT 
     
    

    
     ‘mm’ HOT PIPE ON A 
     
    
   
   
    
     CORD 0F MATCHES. 
     
     AND YOU €AN'T RUN 
     
    
   
   
    
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     LiKE ‘IOU USED "IO. 
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
    
   
   
    
     Bi 1- R. Williams ‘our BOARDiNG nous: 
     
    
   
   
    
     North deaiei. i" 
     
     North-South vulnerable. 
     
    

    
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     Thebidding: 
     
    

    
     horth East South w“; 
     
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     a‘ Pa“ ‘Ill Pun 
     
     44 Pass sivrm p“, 
     
     Pass Pa“ 
     
    
   
   
    
     Alter the hsnd was oier and the 
     
     htisi-ivest pair had nppreciatively 
     
     written down 200 points to their 
     
     own credit, South was 101111 l" d9‘ 
     
     nouncing the "lightness" of his 
     
     partner's opening spade bid. “Why 
     
     you didn't even have t-wo-and-s- 
     
     hall’ honor-tricks!" he declqed. 
     
     "My hand was iwice as strong as 
     
     ymu-5_gnd you Qptnéd the bid- 
     
    
   
   
    
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     "Ia. that why you had four times 
     
    
   
   
    
     rm: GUARDIAN. 
     
    
   
   
    
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     ins strongly 2s I d'd?" Noriii in- 
     
     1» ' 1' .~~ gig-hing 
     
    

    
     North had en excellent point. 
     
     : ..._~ . uni nut virepuri-d to 
     
     argue the precise arithmetic in- 
     
     voived. It is true thst cven allow- 
     
     ing {or the (act that North's first 
     
     bid was an opening bid and that 
     
     South's-bide constituted a series of 
     
     responses, there can be no question 
     
     that South showed a “rockcrushefif 
     
     hand whereas North announced 
     
     repeatedly that his was a “min- 
     
     imum." 
     
    

    
     South's first response was Just- 
     
     ified. even without t; good tit tor 
     
     North's spades. but. once he had 
     
     taken that step. South should have 
     
     exercised restraint instead o! the 
     
     exact opposite. with any one card 
     
     o! value removed from his hand. 
     
     South would not have been justfied 
     
     in his first response; hence. it is 
     
     obvious that with North making 
     
     minimum rebids at all limes, and 
     
     denying any support for clubs. 
     
     South should have been dubious of 
     
     selling Up to even live clubs, let 
     
     alone six notrumpsl Actually, alter 
     
     indrniins his hoPBs. south should 
     
     have subsided, however reluctantly, 
     
    
   
   
    
     “and allowed his partner to play 
     
    
   
   
    
     four spades. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     REIIEVE 
     
    
   
   
    
          
     
           
     
          
     
    
   
   
    
     BY RUBBING IN 
     
    
   
   
    
     P Brine: 
     
     ilk relief. 
     
     eueien, 
     
     hlt-dryiq, 
     
     no etrong 
     
     Odd. 
     
    
   
   
    
     ‘Inn. economical 
     
     lilo. 65¢ 
     
    
   
   
    
     Release JANUARY I8 
     
    
   
   
    
     2. Kind o! 
     
     meat 
     
    

    
     I. Tools 
     
     ( Eskimo) 
     
    

    
     l. Species o! 
     
     P6P?" 
     
    

    
     l5. Blue gran 
     
    

    
     II. High 
     
     (Mus. ) 
     
    

    
     1'. Shut 
     
    

    
     8. Mora 
     
     rationn! 
     
    
   
   
    
     ACROSS 
     
     L A nah 
     
     B. Frontier- 
     
     man'a ahoel 
     
     O. Robust 
     
     20. Wideq 
     
     mouthed jug 
     
     11. Whole - 
     
     range 
     
     12. Want of 
     
     tone 
     
     i l4. Above 
     
     15. Stitch 
     
     i 11. Observe 
     
     I 18. Devoured 
     
    
   
   
    
     1 3. Amrrnatlve 
     
     reply 
     
     2o. miter: 
     
     :3. ilbcoeedlngiy 
     
     25. Turn to 
     
     the right 
     
     26. Region: 
     
     28. Disease o! rye 
     
     32. Petty 
     
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     u. Shiver 
     
     with tea-r 
     
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     in 
     
    
   
   
    
     {else hair ( 
     
     19. Before 
     
    
   
   
    
     name 
     
     . 47. Crouch 
     
     in tear 
     
     49. A filmy 
     
     fabric 
     
     so. Always 
     
     M. mm 
     
     52. Placer 
     
     DOWN 
     
     l. Division 
     
     of a book 
     
    
   
   
    
     CIYPTOQUOII—AWYP‘°INU 
     
     I'll! UIIG OKVH 
     
    
   
   
    
     --TACITUS. ' 
     
    
   
   
    
     21. Born 
     
     12. Micro- 
     
     organism 
     
     M. Measure 
     
     of length 
     
     21. Earth 
     
     29. Herd o! 
     
     . whales 
     
     l0. Wild Ill“ 
     
    
   
   
    
     (Ante) 
     
     81. Male voice 
     
     33. Marry 
     
     11. Kind otjoily 35. Chinele 
     
    

    
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     3U. Corridors 
     
     1d. Covering o! 87. Boat 
     
    
   
   
    
     88. Speeds 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Yesterday‘ Answer 
     
    
   
   
    
     i2. Worship _ 
     
    

    
     45. Highest 
     
     card 
     
    

    
     46. Stitch 
     
    

    
     4s. Damp 
     
    
   
   
    
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