The
      Panther
      Prints
      ¢*
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ye}
      desperate
      measures
      for
      desperate
      people
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Paper
      People,
     
    

    
     
      It's
      been
      an
      entire
      se-
     
     
      mester
      now.
      So...
      D’ya
      miss
     
     
      me??
      Huhhuh?
      D’ya?
      Huh?
     
    

    
     
      -
      That
      Damn
      Dead
      Elf
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Paper
      People,
     
    

    
     
      I
      met
      your
      computer,
     
     
      what’s
      it
      doing
      over
      here
      on
     
     
      my
      side?
      You
      guys
      just
      aren’t
     
     
      friendly
      enough
      with
      them.
     
     
      They
      have
      feelings,
      you
      know.
     
     
      You
      have
      to
      treat
      them
      with
     
     
      some
      respect.
      ‘Course,
      some
     
     
      do
      have
      a
      slight
      ‘tude
      prob-
     
     
      lem...
     
    

    
     
      -
      That
      Damn
      Dead
     
     
      Techno-Elf
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Alla
      Youse,
     
    

    
     
      We’s
      numbah
      ONE!
     
     
      We’s
      numbah
      one!
      Suck
      be
     
     
      you!
      Nyaaaaaaah!!!!
      That
     
     
      Damn
      Dead
      EIf
      (Exiled
      to
      the
     
     
      middle
      of
      a
      swamp
      in
      NB
      PS
      -
     
     
      Guess
      who
      gets
      Hot
      Choco-
     
     
      late,
      Tea,
      and
      Cookies
      and
     
     
      more
      DURING
      his
      exams?
     
     
      Really,
      I
      do.
      I
      love
      my
      prof!
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Dave,
     
     
      Please
      remind
      me
      to
     
     
      park
      somewhere
      else.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      -
      Joyce
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Brody,
     
    

    
     
      Hey,
      looking
      good
      -
     
     
      love
      your
      hair
     
     
      -
      Joyce
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Yearbooks
      are
      in.
     
     
      Turn
      to
      page
      83
      to
      what
      is
     
     
      out.
      Free
      CD
      to
      the
      first
      20
     
     
      people
      to
      come
      to
      the
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      PPrints
      office
      with
      the
     
     
      correct
      answer.
     
     
      Stick,
     
    

    
     
      Hey,
      Sukah!
      Too
      bad
     
    
   
   
    
     
      you
      missed
      the
      A-Team,
      foo"!
     
     
      -
      B.A.
      Baracus
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Peppermint
      Patty,
     
     
      What's
      your
      glitch?
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Matt
      at
      Toban,
     
    

    
     
      How
      do
      I
      join
      The
     
     
      Watchmen
      Fanclub?
      I
      hear
     
     
      you're
      the
      president.
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Samer,
     
    

    
     
      Hey
      Guy.
      What's
      go-
     
     
      ing
      on,
      Guy?
      Did
      you
      get
      your
     
     
      blankets
      back,
      Guy?
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Hi
      Karen,
     
     
      Sorry
      I
      missed
      you
      last
     
     
      week.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Julie,
     
    

    
     
      How
      could
      you
      forsake
     
     
      us
      for
      the
      folks
      downstairs?
     
     
      Sob,
      sob.
     
    

    
     
      -
      Baba's
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      James
      @
      Bandersnatch,
     
     
      You're
      wonderful,
      and
     
     
      beautiful,
      and
      smart,
      and
     
     
      sexy...blah
      blah
      blah...alack,
     
     
      alas,
      there
      are
      so
      many
      people
     
     
      trying
      to
      woo
      you...blah
      blah
     
     
      blah...
      you
      know
      the
      rest.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      I
      need
      a
      Valentine.
     
     
      within.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Apply
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Jason
      with
      the
      Cool
      Blue
     
     
      Headpiece,
     
    

    
     
      Please
      watch
      your
      step.
     
     
      We
      don'
      t
      want
      you
      to
      fall
      and
     
     
      not
      be
      able
      to
      rebound
      so
     
     
      quickly.
     
     
      -
      Melissa
      and
      Karen
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      To
      the
      Homie
      I
      met
      in
      the
      80s,
     
     
      I
      think
      you're
      Da
      Bomb.
     
    

    
     
      You're
      stoopid,
      phat
      and
      all
     
    

    
     
      dat.
      You
      da
      man
      fo
      me.
     
    

    
     
      -
      Your
      Gangsta
      Gal
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      To
      the
      Cute
      Guy
      who
      picked
     
     
      up
      a
      Yearbook,
     
    

    
     
      We'd
      love
      it
      if
      you'd
     
     
      come
      and
      get
      another
      one.
     
     
      -
      Yearbook
      staff
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      19
      yr.
      old,
      hyperactive,
      SWM
     
     
      seeks
      friendly
      zebra
      for
      dis-
     
     
      creet
      encounter.
      Apply
      to
     
     
      BML,
      c/o
      box
      423,
      PPrints.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Wayne,
     
     
      Sorry
      about
      the
      "n"
      --
      I
     
    

    
     
      tried.
     
    

    
     
      -
      Ssssah.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Zed,
     
     
      You're
      so
      cute;
      all
      the
     
     
      girls
      love
      you...
      and
      boys,
      too.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Goat
      boy,
     
    

    
     
      You
      may
      get
      the
      pic-
     
     
      tures...
      the
      negatives
      are
     
     
      mine...
      How
      do
      you
      spell
     
     
      "blackmail"?
     
    

    
     
      -
      Snaphappy
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Photographers,
     
    

    
     
      Avoid
      the
      NDP.
      They
     
     
      ripped
      me
      off.
     
     
      -
      Ripped
      Off
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      NDP,
     
     
      You
      still
      owe
      me
      $60.
     
     
      I'm
      glad
      the
      Tories
      won.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      -
      Ripped
      Off
      and
      Miffed
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Hi
      Jenn!
      Great
      Job!
      To
      reiter-
     
     
      ate,
      "hi!"
      Great
      Job!
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Pimpy
      T
      Clegg,
     
     
      Thanks
      for
      the
      Birth-
     
     
      day
      Pen
      in
      the
      lavish
      wrap-
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ping
      paper.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      we
     
    
   
   
    
     
      HEY
      GIRLS!
      Lookin'
      for
      a
     
     
      grrrreat
      time?
      Pimpy
      T's
     
     
      Pleasure
      Palace
      and
      Fin-head's
     
     
      Fun
      Fone
      have
      recently
     
    
   
   
    
     
      merged
      to
      deliver
      the
      best
      in
     
     
      adult
      entertainment!
      Now
      all
     
     
      services
      are
      $3.95/min!!
      Act
     
     
      now!
      Dial
      1-900-FIN-PIMP.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Everybody
      likes
      Star
      Wars
     
     
      except
      for
      Mary.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Has
      anybody
      seen
      Guy?
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Hey
      Phlegmy
      Blend,
     
     
      Nice
      Strat!
      You
      suck!
     
     
      -
      Lego
      Arm
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      M.L.E.,
      Jennitrix,
      Messila,
     
     
      Thanky
      all
      forthe
      happy
     
    

    
     
      birthday
      celebration.
     
    

    
     
      -
      Forever
      Young
      3
     
    
   
   
    
     
      et/Dry
      44
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      To
      My
      Ex,
     
     
      Splplpplpipliiitt!
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Does
      anyone
      know
      where
      I
     
     
      could
      get
      carrot
      cake?
      I've
     
     
      been
      to
      four
      restaurants
      in
     
     
      Charlottetown,
      to
      no
      avail...
     
    
   
   
    
     
      January
      21,
      1997
     
    
   
   
    
     
      THIS
     
     
      WEEK
     
     
      AT
      THE
     
    
   
   
    
     
      PANTHER
     
     
      Loy
      NG?
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
     
       
     
     
        
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
          
     
     
       
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Wednesday
     
     
      Cool
      Blue
      Halo
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Wet/Dry
      $5
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Thursday
     
     
      Simon
      Cotter
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Wet_$3.
     
     
      Frida
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Lugnuts
     
    
   
   
    
     
         
     
     
         
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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