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     . have received an offi- 
     
     .1 request to hold open 
     
     ."Ugliest Man on Campus" 
     
     test for.another week‘ 
     
    

    
     . leader, Bob Palmer(afe 
     
     tionately known as Bar- 
     
     iead to the football coa— 
     
     ing staff) maintains a 
     
    

    
     1m lead over second place 
     
     2 MacRae, 6 votes to 5. 
     
     expect a dramatic turn 
     
     events in the voting by 
     
     xt week. A large slander— 
     
     srabble from Memorial 
     
     U.plan to stuff the bal- 
     
     tbox in favor of an, as 
     
     t unnamed, unfortunate 
     
     etch from their midst. 
     
     gretably, I received my, 
     
     rst vote last week. I 
     
    

    
     not happy. In any case 
     
     ere exists plenty of op— 
     
     rtunity for anyone to 
     
     mtake the leaders. Abs— 
     
     te final results next . 
     
     ek. After the dust has 
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
         
     
       
     
         
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     — Thin yet strong. 
     
     in a shape 
     
     designed for a 
     
     close. comfortat‘iile 
     
     t. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     litlie streetwalltell 
     
    
   
   
    
     tStill open 
     
    
   
   
    
     1 . 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     settled, and some hideous 
     
     horrible, hulk scrambles 
     
     into first place in the 
     
    
   
   
    
     Ugliest contest, a new con- 
     
     test will begin. The open— 
     
     ing of the "Campus Drunk" 
     
     contest starts next week. 
     
     Prepare now the names of 
     
     your favorite bleary—eyed 
     
     boozer, alcoholic arch-ri- 
     
     val, or falling down friend. 
     
     Every Saturday night, the 
     
     Social Committee presents 
     
     a Discotheque at the Barn. 
     
     Preliminary information re— 
     
     rports that it will fail 
     
     rmiserably. I think it's an 
     
     interesting idea and I hope 
     
     it works. This is for you 
     
     people who complain I 
     
    
   
   
    
     that there aren't enough ev- 
     
     ents on campus during the H 
     
     weekends. It may work if the 
     
     Residence people lead the 
     
     'wayl As Disco Tex says, 
     
     "Boogie Woogie Woogie, Right 
     
     On, Love is Here,Baby."_ 
     
     We've heard many vile in: 
     
     _criminating rumours around 
     
     campus these days many of 
     
     them without an ounce of 
     
    
   
   
    
     truth. I deem it my responsi— 
     
    
   
   
    
     bility to dispell these fab— 
     
    
   
   
    
     The Cadre, Oct. 21, 1975, page lb 
     
    
   
   
    
     rications. \ 
     
     There is no truth to the 
     
     rumor that Mike Hennessey 
     
    
   
   
    
     ‘once broke his leg when he 
     
    
   
   
    
     fell off his shoes. 
     
     There is no truth to the 
     
    
   
   
    
     ,rumor that Loco Gallant has 
     
    
   
   
    
     been awarded a Rhodes Sch-v 
     
     olarship for next year. He 
     
     could not accept it because 
     
    
   
   
    
     he'll still be at UPEI next 
     
     year. 
     
    

    
     There is no truth to 
     
     the rumor that Marion 
     
    
   
   
    
     '.Morrison is really a dis— 
     
    
   
   
    
     guise used by Mickey Place‘ 
     
     to gain entrance to the 
     
     girls’residence. No truth 
     
     at all. 
     
    

    
     There is no truth to the 
     
     rumor that Jim Charuk of Mt. 
     
     Allison is a woman. 
     
    

    
     I hope there is no truth 
     
     to the rumor that several 
     
     people mentioned in previous 
     
     Streetwalker articles are 
     
     seeking to do bodily harm to 
     
     the writer of said article. 
     
     But there may be truth to 
     
     the rumors that infra-red 
     
     cameras-were used by the 
     
     Photo Club members to snap 
     
     incriminating pictures of 
     
     couples in the 
     
     throes of passion. So keep 
     
     your doors locked. 
     
    

    
     As this goes to print, 
     
     =Maintenance is on strike 
     
     and have picket lines at 
     
     each entrance to campus. 
     
    

    
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     National Anthem. He sang 
     
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     world series in a fiery 
     
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     Spanish accent and very ' 
     
    
   
   
    
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     Chow, 
     
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     ‘Late Mail. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Dear Streetwalker: 
     
    

    
     With reference to your 
     
     request for votes on the 
     
     ugliest man on campus, I 
     
     feel I have found a candi— 
     
     date who has thus far gone 
     
     unnoticed.I wish to submit 
     
     3 million votes for a Jon 
     
     Paul MacIntyre- It is my 
     
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     belief of a number of my 
     
    
   
   
    
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     Kip Puiia—2,999,999 votes 
     
     John Gallinger-Z million 
     
     Derek Key—2.5 million 
     
    
   
   
    
     ‘Chris Brennan—1 sympathy vote 
     
     :Ron Baker-10 compli mentarim 
     
     ‘Herm MacNeil—S congratulat— 
     
    
   
   
    
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     Joyce Burnett-2 feminist 
     
     ' ’ votes. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Prof. Earl Vonnacot - 
     
     311’ votes (yum.yum.yum) 
     
    
   
   
    
     And just to make sure Jon 
     
    

    
     Paul wins give him 3 mil- 
     
    

    
     lion more votes. 
     
    

    
     Saying goodbye hoping all 
     
    

    
     your consequences are hap- 
     
     py ones, ’ 
     
    
   
   
    
     Bob Barker 
     
    
   
   
    
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