The
      silent
      victim.
      This
      jeep
      is
      ticketed
      in
      a
      reserved
      It
      should
      be
      noted
      that
      this
      car
      is
      obnoxiously
      yellow.
     
     
      spot,
      which
      is
      clearly
      marked
      “Tow
      Away
      Zone.”
      One
      it
      matches
      the
      yellow
      “X”
      which
      clearly
      denotes
      “No
     
     
      of
      these
      days
      your
      lazy
      fat
      ass
      will
      get
      towed.
      Parking,”
      which
      means
      you
      can’t
      park
      there.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Holy
      Crap!
     
     
      Does
     
     
      Anybody
     
     
      Know
      How
     
     
      to
      Park
     
     
      Anymore?
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Lines
      are
      now
      clearly
      visible,
      and
      parking
      on
      the
      road
      Bad
      parkers,
      beware!
      If
      you
      have
      any
      outstanding
     
     
      forces
      people
      onto
      the
      muddy
      shoulder.
      More
      tickets
      Pa
      rt
      5
      of
      7
      tickets,
      your
      ass
      will
      get
      towed!
      Much
      to
      my
      delight,
     
     
      are
      being
      given,
      and
      tow
      trucks
      are
      warming
      up.
      because
      all
      |
      dream
      of
      is
      tow
      trucks
      and
      asphalt.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      by
      Thomas
      LLOYD
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      As
      the
      snow
      disappears
      parking
      lots
      now
      extend
      over
      Six
      people
      are
      illegaly
      parked
      here,
      which
      seems
      to
     
     
      the
      new
      found
      grass.
      Please
      do
      as
      this
      car
      does.
      happen
      every
      day,
      and
      it’s
      becoming
      annoying.