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      ‘Welcome
      to
      the
      first
      and
     
     
      Nast
      edition
      of
      the
      X-
     
     
      Press
      for
      the
      1995-96
     
     
      school
      year.
      No,
     
     
      Student
      journalism
     
     
      hasn’t
      died
      a
      painful
     
     
      Heath
      on
      the
      UPEI
     
     
      bampus,
      we’re
      only
     
     
      changing
      our
      name.
      The
     
     
      reasons
      are
      detailed
      and
     
     
      technical
      to
      the
      point
     
     
      where
      we
      don’t
      have
      the
     
     
      Space
      to
      explain
      it
      ake
     
     
      Let
      it
      suffice
      that
      the
     
     
      name
      will
      be
      changed.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      So,
      we’re
      announcing
     
     
      the
      first
      contest
      of
      the
     
     
      year
      --
      name
      the
      paper.
     
     
      Wrack
      your
      brain
      and
     
     
      come
      up
      with
      a
      wonderful
     
     
      And
      original
      new
      name
     
     
      for
      UPEI’s
      student
     
     
      mewspaper.
      We
      have
      lots
     
     
      bf
      great
      prizes
      down
     
     
      here
      in
      the
      office
      just
     
     
      waiting
      to
      be
      given
     
     
      hway.
      All
      you
      have
      to
     
     
      do
      is
      take
      a
      minute
      or
     
     
      three,
      jot
      your
      idea
     
     
      down
      on
      paper
      and
      drop
     
     
      ht
      off
      to
      us
      in
      room
      06
     
     
      Main
      building.
      Or
      you
     
     
      can
      email
      it
      to
      us
      at
     
     
      Kpress@upei.ca.
      Be
      sure
     
     
      to
      include
      your
      name
      and
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      By
      Marko
      Peric
     
    
   
   
    
     
      a
      phone
      number.
      We
      will
     
     
      be
      giving
      prizes
      for
      ‘the
     
     
      best
      suggestions,
      even
     
     
      those
      we
      decide
      not
      to
     
     
      use.
      The
      deadline
      for
     
     
      this
      contest
      is’
     
     
      Thursday,
      September
      28.
     
     
      I
      know
      it’s
      short
     
     
      notice,
      but
      that’s
      our
     
     
      press
      deadline.
      We
      must
     
     
      have
      a
      name
      before
      the
     
     
      deadline
      arrives.
     
    

    
     
      On
      a
      slightly
      more
     
     
      serious
      note,
      the
      start
     
     
      of
      a
      new
      school
      year
      <s
     
     
      an
      excellent
      time
      to
      get
     
     
      involved
      with
      one
      of
      the
     
     
      many
      student
     
     
      organizations
      on
      campus.
     
     
      A
      number
      of
      new
      students
     
     
      have
      already
      signed
      on
     
     
      with
      the
      paper
      this
     
     
      year,
      but
      there
      is
     
     
      always
      room
      for
      more
     
     
      volunteers.
      So,
      we’re
     
     
      putting
      out
      the
      call
      --
     
     
      Uncle
      Marko
      wants
      you.
     
     
      (I
      know
      it’s
      an
      American
     
     
      slogan,
      but
      the
      Canadian
     
     
      Army's
      ‘‘Live
      the
     
     
      adventure’’
      theme
      just
     
     
      doesn’t
      apply
      here.)
      If
     
     
      you
      might
      be
      interested,
     
     
      come
      to
      one
      of
      our
     
     
      weekly
      meetings,
      which
     
     
      are
      held
      (for
      the
      time
     
    
   
   
    
     
      being)
      every
      Tuesday
      at
     
     
      6:00
      pm
      in
      the
      newspaper
     
     
      office
      (room
      06
      Main
     
     
      building).
      Also,
      feel
     
     
      free
      to
      drop
      into
      the
     
     
      office
      anytime
      and
      talk
     
     
      to
      us.
      There
      is
      usually
     
     
      someone
      here,
      and
      we
     
     
      generally
      don’t
      bite.
     
    

    
     
      We
      have
      a
      gaggle
      of
     
     
      new
      columns
      this
      year,
     
     
      several
      of
      which
      are
     
     
      premiering
      this
      week.
     
     
      The
      paper
      will
      be
     
     
      covering
      everything
      from
     
     
      Residence
      life
      to
      the
     
     
      Internet.
      Some
      old
     
     
      favorites
      are
      returning,
     
     
      including
      the
     
     
      consistently
      popular
      B-
     
     
      Movie
      review
      Turkey
     
     
      Dinner
      which
      is
      re-
     
     
      starting
      next
      week.
     
     
      Hopefully
      there
      will
      be
     
     
      something
      for
      everyone.
     
     
      As
      always,
      feel
      free
      to
     
     
      offer
      any
      comments
      or
     
     
      suggestions,
      either
      in
     
     
      person
      or
      via
      e-mail.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      Newspaper
      Staff:
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Copy
      Editor:
      Marko
      Peric
     
     
      Managing
      Ed:
      Aldera
      Chisholm
     
     
      Production
      Ed:
      Mike
      F.
      Beagan
     
     
      Ad
      Manager:
      Jennifer
      Caseley
     
     
      News/Sports:
      Paul
      Michaud-Nolan
     
     
      Photographer:
      Christina
      Estey
     
     
      Typesetter:
      Craig
      Hancock
     
    
   
   
    
     
      me
      ertors:
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Yvonne
      MacKean
      Steve
      Ellis
     
    

    
     
      J.
      Jones
      Trent
      Drake
      Amy
      Gallan
     
     
      Lorne
      Cabarn
      Geraldine
      Quinn
     
     
      Joel
      bop
      eate
      Martin
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Traathn
      Dave
      “Brent
      Bone
     
     
      Harry
      Allen
     
    
   
   
    
     
      This
      is
      the
      official
      student
     
     
      newspaper
      of
      the
      University
     
     
      of
      Prince
      Edward
      Island.
      It
      is
     
     
      published
      three
      times
      a
      month
     
     
      throughout
      the
      academic
      year.
     
     
      2500
      copies
      are
      distributed
     
     
      both
      on
      and
      off
      campus
      every
     
     
      Tuesday.
      This
      newspaper
      is
      a
     
     
      member
      of
      the
      Canadian
     
     
      University
      Press
      (CUP).
     
     
      Anyone
      may
      submit
      to
      this
     
     
      paper,
      but
      please
      note
      the
     
     
      following:
     
    

    
     
      -
      For
      legal
      reasons,
      all
     
     
      submissions
      must
      contain
      a
     
     
      name
      and
      phone
      number.
     
     
      Names
      will
      be
      withheld
      upon
     
     
      request.
     
    

    
     
      -
      All
      submissions
      are
      property
     
     
      of
      the
      newspaper.
     
    

    
     
      -
      Submissions
      may
      be
      dropped
     
     
      off
      at
      the
      office
      (room
      06)
     
     
      Main.
      Mail
      at
      your
      own
      risk.
     
     
      Submisssions
      are
      processed
     
     
      more
      quickly
      if
      submitted
      on
     
     
      disk
      in
      Wordperfect
      5.1
      format.
     
     
      -
      The
      deadline
      for
      submissions
     
     
      is
      4:00
      pm
      Thursday.
      Any
      late
     
     
      submissions
      will
      be
      printed
      in
     
     
      the
      following
      isssue.
     
    

    
     
      -
      The
      editors
      reserve
      the
      right
     
     
      to
      edit
      or
      reject
      any
      submission.
     
     
      Submissions
      deemed
      to
      be
     
     
      racist,
      sexist,
      homophobic,
      or
     
     
      libelous
      will
      not
      be
      printed
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      wer
      eos.
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      September
      19,
      1995