TPaVel OWAP USA wu sap 6a Year-round USA Internship Pee ue Oe Mee Why not spend this summer doing something different by living and working in the United States? Whether it's working at a beach resort or holding a big city job, SWAP USA can turn your summer into an experience of a lifetime! Why SWAP? # Enhance your resume with foreign work experience «Flexible 4-month J-1 visa—you choose when it begins! alncrease your appeal to future Canadian employers «Secure travel: toll-free assistance and emergency support a Online jobs «Experience another culture a» Have a great time and make new friends! 72 TRAVEL CUTS See the world your way Call Toll Free 1-888-359-2887 By Nick Stewart Advancing Canadian Entrepreneurship (ACE) This is a country-wide organization that has recently expanded to PEI. It is an entrepreneurship club open to all interested students in any faculty and year of study. For more information regarding ACE, visit their national website www.acecanada.ca and to be a part of ACE on UPEI please contact Kristi Kelly at kristi_e_kelly@hotmail.com. Chemistry Society On Thursday, April 8, the elections for the 2004/05 Chemistry Society Executive will be held. The society will also be holding a BBQ. Psychology Society The psychology society is now accepting nominations for its 2004- 2005 executive. Anyone interested please email psych_club@hot- mail.com. Political Studies Society The elections for the 2004/05 Political Studies Society Executive will be held on Tuesday, March 30 at 5:00PM in the Political Studies Lounge in Main 401. HOROSCOPES For Entertainment Purposes Only Aries (March 21 - April 19): It doesn’t look to good. Go back to bed. Trust me. You'll be better off. Taurus (April 20 - May 20): There's a wonderful romantic and passionate atmosphere to the week, except for the case of crabs that have elected you to be their home. Gemini (May 21 - June 21): You are inclined to expect too much for too lit- tle. This means you are a cheap bas- tard. Yeah I’m talking to you. Cancer (June 22 - July 22): You will find yourself allergic to jellybeans when your head swells up like a bal- loon from eating a bagful. But there really is only one way to find out. Leo (July 23 - August 22): You’re rising up in this world, star, and believe me you deserve it. You also deserve an ass punch. Virgo (August 23 - September 22): You probably shouldn't use a public washroom this month. Taurus holds the reasons why. Libra ( September 23 - October 22): You are standing at a cross road in your life. So are a lot of other people. But at least cover up your butt crack for a change. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): You may think your future is looking bleak. Do not worry, things will work out. Scorpio’s make good bus drivers and pimps Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21): You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. My dad is a Sagittarius. Enough said. Capricorn (December 22 - January 19): Damnit get off of the pogey and get a job. Aquarius (January 20 - Feb 18): It is the age of the aquarius. But for some reason you do not really know what that really means. Pisces (Feb 19 - March 20): Try to decipher your dreams with more regu- larity, you might discover interesting Freudian stuff there. Upcoming Events at The Wave Wednesday, March 31 - Trivia with Matt and Lenny; Dance Party Thursday, April 1 - Open Mike; Elmer and Tim Friday, April 2 - Merrimac Saturday, April 3 - Dance Party with DJ Method; Win $1000 Cash Tuesday, April 6 - DJ Jazzy Jeff (Any societies or clubs wanting their news and events included in this column can submit them by emailing Cadre News Editor Nick Stewart at stewartnick55@hotmail.com.) Sports Center Hours | (March-April) 6 am-10 pm Monday-Thursday 6 am- 8 pm Friday 8 am- 6 pm Saturday 12 pm- 8 pm Sunday (May-June) 6 am-8 pm Monday-Friday 8 am-5 pm Saturday 12 noon-8 pm Sunday (July-August) 7 am-8 pm Monday-Friday CLOSED - Saturday & Sunday s+) UREI Cadre March, 29, 2004 page 9