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      “ENGINEERS
      DO
      IT
      WITH
      PRECISION”
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ENGINEERING
      SOCIETY
      NEWS
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      PUBCRAWL
     
    

    
     
      For
      those
      of
      you
      who
      don’t
      know,
      it’s
      the
      middle
      of
      the
      Fall
     
     
      Semester
      and
      what
      better
      way
      to
      celebrate
      than
      having
      a
     
     
      “‘middle
      of
      the
      fall
      pub
      crawl’’.
      After
      a
      few
      weeks
      off,
      the
     
     
      Engineering
      Society
      has
      planned
      its
      first
      Pub
      Crawl.
      It’s
      set
     
     
      for
      Friday,
      October
      23.
      Yes,
      that’s
      this
      Friday
      for
      all
      of
      you
     
     
      who
      are
      unsure
      of
      what
      day
      it
      is.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      CORN
      BOIL
      TAPE
     
    

    
     
      Not
      much
      happened
      over
      the
      past
      couple
      of
      weeks.
      The
      only
     
     
      entertainment
      was
      a
      wonderful
      game
      called
      ‘‘what
      did
      I
      do
     
     
      at
      the
      corn
      boil?’’
      This
      game
      was
      played
      by
      many
      until
      we
     
     
      showed
      them
      what
      they
      did.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Just
      when
      you
      thought
      the
      Engineering
      Corn
      Boil
      was
      forgot-
     
     
      ten...
      Wrong!
      We
      have
      it
      all
      on
      video
      tape.
      It
      was
      played
     
     
      for
      an
      excited
      crown
      in
      the
      Duffy
      Amphitheatre.
      Due
      to
      its
     
     
      expert
      filming
      it
      is
      not
      recommended
      for
      people
      who
      are
     
     
      Prone
      to
      motion
      sickness.
      There
      was
      a
      cameo
      appearance
      by
     
     
      Arnold
      Swartenwatever
      who
      showed
      more
      than
      his
      face,
     
    
   
   
    
     
      more
      than
      once.
      Another
      highlight
      was
      the
      taping
      ofa
     
     
      demonstration
      of
      projectile
      motion,
      however
      much
      of
      the
     
     
      effect
      was
      lost
      due
      to
      a
      lack
      of
      light.
      Unfortunately,
      a
     
     
      fashion
      ‘faux
      pas’’
      was
      filmed
      as
      a
      semi-Engineer
      wore
      the
     
     
      same
      attire
      as
      the
      bartender.
      We
      would
      now
      like
      to
      leave
     
     
      you
      with
      the
      theme
      of
      the
      corn
      boil
      tape
      ‘‘This
      Butts
      For
     
     
      You!’’
      (Sorry
      girls,
      we
      just
      had
      to
      say
      it).
     
    
   
   
    
     
      With
      little
      news
      to
      report
      this
      week,
      we
      decided
      to
      give
      to
     
     
      you
      alittle
      humour
      to
      get
      you
      through
      the
      day.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      NEWS
      FLASH
     
    

    
     
      After
      an
      attempt
      to
      get
      the
      corn
      boil
      tape
      on
      ‘‘America’s
     
     
      Funniest
      Home
      Videos’’,
      we
      received
      this
      message:
      -’’
      Yeah,
     
     
      right’’-
      we
      can’t
      imagine
      the
      response.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Engineering
      Quote
      of
      the
      Week
      --
      Bio’s
      don’t
      die,
      they
      just
     
     
      smell
      like
      it.