. ~ Ss ee es i OMB ce wD 2M PR Re eae oe ee en oe we h ve no scruples of conse ience,’ an- my a awered one of the tellows, ‘we are bailiffs Ni EW eqnuy S f iN iW who yesterday arrested your cousin, Joe 5 Haines, for £20, and you said you would ? Autumn in the Woods. mentite Every hollow full ot terns, Turning yellow in their turns ; Straggling brambles fierce and wild, Yielding berries to the child ; Oakbalis tumbling from the tree Beech-nuts dropping silently; _ Hosts of leaves come down to die 3 Leaving openings to the sky ; Bluebells, foxgleve, gone to seed, Everything to death decreed ; Nothing left of flowers or buds ; Such is Autumn in the woods. And so there 1s an autumn known %o the heart. It feels alone, Fearing its best days are past ; Sees the future overcast ; Fond of acquaintance broken through, Friends departed, friends untrue ; Human flowers cold and dead, Covered by a grassy bed ; Hopes, late blossoms putting out, Withering soon, and flung about By eruel winds, dread doubts and fears Finding vent in sudden tears ; Yes, there is an autumn known To ‘some hearts thus left alone. Yet, there’s this thought after all Ferns may fade and ‘leaves may fall, Hearts inay change or prove untrue, All may look as these woods do-- Though sad autumn here is given, Spring-time waits the just in heaven. _-Chambers’ Journal. tenner nineteen LE pn An Actor in the Times of Char- les II. Joe Haines was an excellent comic- actor, a wit and a practical jester, whose society was sought by the best people of the time. He was a scholar, and had been educated at Oxford, and had been Latin secretary to Sir Joseph Williamson before he took to the stage. There are enough goo stories told of his impudent and misc! i vious disposition to fill a small volume, Once he served Hirt a cruel trick. The great tragedion rather ar- bitarily insisted upon his going on one night for a Senator in ‘Gatalive,’ although his position in the theatre, and his salary being 50 shillings a week, exempted him from such service. Joe resolved to be revenged ; he put ona scaramouch dress, a large ruff, huge whiskers, and a Merry satisty us. And the Bishop thought best to do so— Temple Bar. <<a «o> Josh Billings says : him carry a gold-headed cane. buy a cane, let him part his hair in tl middle !” ‘* When a young man ain’t good for anything else, I like to see lf he can’t Robert Orr & Co. HAVE JUST OPENED zs \ VERY LARGE AND WELL-SELECTED STOCK OF BOOK & JOB PRINTING neatly and expeditiously executed, under the careful supervision of J. W. MITCHELL. all kinds of Printing, such as LETTER HEADS, BILL HEADS, CIRCULARS, PAMPHLETS, DODGERS, HANDBILLS, AND ALL KINDS OF Bank and Legal Blanks, &e. &ca &e. AT f@ODERATE PRICES. Office : —Ings Old Stand, Coraer Great George and Water Streets. PREPARE FOR WINTER ! —_—_— j j D. WADMAN has returned from . Boston, and can be found at Crabbe’s Stove Store, where he will be pleased to Andrews cap, aad thus attired, with alseeall his old customers and as many new short pipe in his mouth, anda three-leg-} ones as will favor him with their patronage, ged stool in his hand, followed ‘Cataline’ onthe stage. Hart was always so ab- sorbed in the part that he was acting that he had no eyes or ears for anything else, and, no matter what occurred, would never suffer his attention to be for & moment distracted. When Joe en- tered, seated upon his stool and begun laughing and grioning behind the tra- gedian’s bick, the house was io @ roar ; but although he woudcred what was amiss, he weot on acting without once), turning his head, until a movement ip the part revealed to him the Judicurous scene. theatre there and then. aticnded to-at-short natice. Russta Iron Pres a specialty. Sroviz-Pirs at bottom prices. H. D. WADMAN, ‘Sign of the Stove,” 109 Queen Shreet. Ch’town, Oct. 14—4w 2aw — ad Look Here! THREE PRIZES IN 12 MONTHS, a 10: G. MUGFORD, sole Licensee for . City and Queen’s County, for Lam. bert’s Patents for Permanent Photographs Haines was turned out of the| Being composed of Indian Ink and Parchment, Soon afterwards | they CANNOT FADE. Took Ist Prize at Provincial Exhi- he met with a naval Chaplain who Wat | pi¢jgn last Fall at Georgetown; Diploma secking a living, and succeeded in per-|for Excellency of Work at New York, Jan. suading the credulous parson that he Ist, 1878—contesting with the United States could procure him the appointment of and Dominion of Canada, —and Chaplain of the theatre, with a handsome salary. All he would have to do would be to summon the company to prayers every morning by ringing a bell and re- peating the formula, ‘Players, players, come to prayers !’ ‘But,’ he added there's a terrible man there named Hart, who will rush out and abuse you; but take no notice of him, he’s either mad or ao atheist.’ The next morning he introduced the clergyman behind the scenes, placed a bell in his hand, and disappeared to watch the joke The victim began ringing his bell and shouting in a very sonorous voice. ‘Players, players, come to prayers,’ and all the company gathered arouaod highly amused thioking be was insane, until Hart succeeded in obtaining an ex- planation. Upon which he very quickly opened his eyes to the trick which had been played upon his credulity, and, very in- dignavt himself at it, invited the Chap- lain to dine with him. But this jest} might have turned out seriously for the inventor, had not -his ready wit ben equal to any occasion ; for the victim had a choleric son, who sought him out and insisted upoo his fighting upon the spot. ‘Give me only a few minutes to pray,’ aaid Luines, * and I am at your service.’ Upon which he fell upon his knees aod supplicated in a loud voice for pardon for having previously killed 17 men in duels, and for the eighteeath he was about to| add to their number, which so cvoled the challenger’s courage that he took to bis! heels. Once, when doe was arrested in the street for debt, he saw the Bishop of Ely’s carriage comiag along. Struck by an aadacioas idea, he said to the bailiffs, ‘That is my. cousio, aod if you let » apeak to him he will pay your demands. The -ailiffa assented. Joe stopped the carnage, and, hat io hand, thrust his| head through the window. ~My lord,’ be said) in tone of great emotion, ‘here ar> two -poor Catholic fellows who are &0 troubled by doubts and scruples of eons’ cience that I’m afraid they'll hang them- | scivex.’ ‘i.et them come to me to-mor- row. morning and I'll satisfy them,’ ad the Bisnop. Joe was set free, and the next morning the two men waited upon his lordship. ‘Now, what are these scruples of conscience you have ?’ inquir- ei the Bishop. ‘Please your lordship, — st Prize at Summerside, Oct. 3, 78. Davin Witsox’s Orv Stann, Cu’TowN, Oct. 5, 1878—3m law The Greatest Medical Diseovery since the Creation of Man, or since the Commencement of the Christian Era. There never has been a time when the heal- ing of so many different diseases has deen caused by outward application as the present. It is an undisputed fact that over half of the entire population of the globe resort to the use of ordinary plasters. Dr. MELVIN’s CAPSICUM PoRoUS PLASTERS are acknowledged by all who have used them, to act quicker than any other plaster they ever before tried, and that one of these plasters will do more real service than a hundred of the ordinary kind. All other plasters are slow of action, and nerre to be worn continually to effect acre; butwith these it is entirely dif- ferent: the ‘nstant one is applied the patient will feel its effect. Physicians in al] ages have thoronghly tested and well know the effect of Capsicum, and it has always been more or less used as a medical agent for an outward application; but it ig only of very recent, date that its advan- tages in a porous plaster have been discovered. Boing, however convinced of the wonderful cures effected by Dr. Metvin’s CAPSICUM Porous PLasTeRs, and their superiority over : all other plasters, they now actually preseribe them,-in their practice, for such diseases as rheumatism, pain in the side and back, and all such ¢ases as have required the use of plasters or liniment.. After you have tried other plas- ters and liniments, and they have failed, and you want acertain cure, ask your druggist for i. Dr. Metvin’s Capsicum POROUS PLASTER, } you can hardly believe your own convictions of its wonderful effects. Although powerful and quick in its action, you can rely on its safety for the most delieate ge to wear, as it is free from lead and other poisonous material commonly used in the manufacture ef ordin- ary plasters. One trial isa sufficient guarantee of its merits, and one plaster will s+li hundreds to your friends. Ask your druggist for Dr. MELVIN’S CAPSI- ; . cum Porous PLasfer, and take no other; or, on receipt of 25 cents for ove, $1 for five, or $2 for a dozen, they will be mailed, post paid, to any address in the United States or Canadas. MANUFACTURED BY THE NOVELTY PLASTER WORKS Lowell, Mass., U.S. A., G. E, MITCHELL, Proprietor, Manufacturers of Plasters and Plaster Compounds W. 8. WATSGW, Agent December 7, 1877 i ; ; j ’ AT THE “EXAMINER” OFFICE. awe sUN MUTUAL vse *|(05 AMD ACADEMY ANURLNGE GHMPAM OF MONTREAL. CARDS. POSTERS, Copper, Tin and Sheet-fron Work) STAPLE & FANCY DRY GOODS, CLOTHING, MILLINERY, Etc., Bte., which they are selling, WHOLESALE and RETAIL, @ Charlottetown. : . We solicit an inspection from all Cash Buyers of our Goops and PRIcEs, before pur | chasing elsewhere. ROBERT ORR & CO. Charlottetown, Oct. 4, 1878.—2aw mon thur wkly t the lowest prices ever offered in a Prince Edward island SUMMER ARRANGEMENT. NOVA SCOTIA, ’ eave Charlottetown for Pictou every Mog pAY, Wepnespay, Tuurspay & Satgp. pAY mornings at 5 o’elock, connecting there at 10 a. m. with train for Halifax, Fare to Halifax, $4.10. Picnic Parties. twenty or upwards can obtain Retam Tickets at Charlottetown Office to Pictea and back same day. for $1 each. Returning to Charlottetown, Leave Pictou every TUESDAY, WEDNEspax, : wy _ SS ——_——— eee OT ECONOMY & SECURITY. ——:0:—— - a | | | ae A SOUND. AND RELIABLE HOME COMPANY. Investments All Within the Dominion. $55,299.51 SURPLUS PROFITS ON PREMIUMS IN 1877. NEW BUSINESS, 1876, - - - SUBMITTED - = - $1,856,588 css il, “| este 3,158.000 o> ‘ . j . Solid Addition to Company's Assets 10 1877, - - $55,289,8, There is no reserve clause, making the amount of claims under the Sun Mutual Policie so be less than the sum assured by them, as under the minimum system. aw Special attention is claimed to the fact that our policies are payable in full. “’a THOMAS WORKMAN, Esq., President ; ' M. H. GAULT, Esg., Managing Director ; T J. CLAXTON, Esq., Vice-President ; R. MACAULAY, Secretary. M. C. DELESDERNIERS, Superintendent. Prince Edward Island Board of Directors : HON. L. C. OWEN, HON. J. F. ROBERTSON, «DANIEL DAVIES, OWEN CONNOLLY, Es@., Messrs. JENKINS & McLEQD, MepIcAL EXAMINERS. HORACE HASZARD, Manager, P. E. Island. uly 3, 18738— ae ——— i —— A CT ——_———— ~— HUTEITTING WAREROUSE NO. 50 QUEEN STREET. — A A SUPERIOR LOT OF ZING & TUST ARRIVED. —— = oo 8) Solid Leather Valises! Much Cheaper than Home Manufacture. ——-—-0 A FULL LINE OF GENTS’ FURNISHING GOODS ! 370: 3 je Inspection Solicited before Purchasing Elsewhere. “&, C. ROBERTSON. Charlottetown, May 30— maaan 2 LL Oo LONGE Our Agreement with W. H. Oxtve, of St. John, N. B., has this day terminated by mutual consent. In the meantime, parties desiring Machinery can obtain information from us direct, or through AMOS FISHER, Truro, N. 8, or JOHN WELSH, St, Martin’s, N. 8. PRICES REDUCED! Great Improvements in our Saws [ros—PorR?ABLE GRist Miiis—Porrasis Saw MILs, Address— WATEROUS ENGENE WORKS C€0O., Brantford, Canada. WAGSTAFY'S HOTEL. ADVICE CAN BE RELIED. ON, TO LET, Ans immediate saat given, 2 first-) class DWELLINGS, situated on Long: | worth Street, opposite the residence of Hon. FFVHE Subscriber having fitted up the Hote L. C. Owen. These Dwellings were erected , formerly known as . this spring, under careful superintendence, no, THE RANKIN HO USE, cost being spared to make them warm, com- | fortable and convenient. The outbuilding , : . in first class style, is now prepared to give comfortable accommodation to arrangements are second to none in Ch’town, There is a good well of water and a pump in jthe yard to supply the occupants. ; : Persons wanting a good house would do Permanent and Transient Boarders. well to call and examine for themselves. | None but good and careful tenants need apply. ° i tion at the Wagstaff’s Hotel. WM. WAGSTAFF. RICHARD WEEKS, | May 25, 1878 dead Hillsborough Street. | Ch’town, Aug. 27, 8178 -pat 3 aw NMPLOYMENT.—In every village a Provineial Taxes for 1878, | township of P. E. Island not yet occu- | 'pied, ONE ACTIVE, intelligent Lady or Gentle- | ‘man can obtain a most respectable and very | | profitable engagement. Address, with full, | particulars, D. DOWNIE & CU., Box 1964, Montreal. A R. GEORGE D. DAVISON has been | A¥4. appointed Collector of Assessment and -City and Common of Charlottetown, for the year 1878, His offive is at the Corner of Great May 25, 1878 — May George and Kent Streets. Fripay and Sarurpay, about 2 p.m, op arrival of morning train from Hali CAPE BRETON, Leave Pictou for Hawkesbury ever Monpay and Tuurspay, on arrival of , train from Halifax, connecting both wags with Stage and Steamer ** Neptune,” te and from Sydney and Bras d’Or Lake. Returning to Pictou SAME NIGHTS, connec with 10 a. m. train ToxspAy aud Fripay for Haliiax. New Brunswick, Canada and United States, Leave SuMMERSIDE every day (Sunday except ed) on arrival of morning train from Charlottetown, connecting at Shedding with trains for each of the above named: places, and at St. John with Steamera df. nternational Co. for Portlandand Bes. ton. a leaves Charlottetown fer. Summerside every Monday Morning, about 3 o'clock. c Returning, leaves Shediac every day (Snndag: excepted) on arrival of day pove — St. John, for Summerside; connect there with- out delay, with train for Charlottetowa, ; Also, leave Summerside for Charlottetown every Saturday evening, about 6 o’cloek, Agents: Almon & MacIntosh, Halif Noonan & Davies, Pictou; A, Grant Co., Hawkesbury; Hanford Bros, St “PW. HALES. Charlettetown, May 9, } 378, in ey THEONLY DIRECT LINE TO BOSTON. ie Steamers Carroll and Worcester OTH Steamers are fitted with Superier Passanger accomodation arranged for every convenience and comfort, and fitted up in ele gant style. FREIGHT carried at moderate rates and as low as by any other route. EGGS in boxes and barrels handled wit the greatest care. LEATHER COVERED “TRUNKS [ssn st ictne top sy forning and catching steamer at Halifax, arriving at Boston Monday morning. LEAVE GHARLOTTETOWN Every Thursday, PUNCTUALLY AT 5 P. M. LEAVE BOSTON Every Saturday, PUNCTUALLY AT NOON. CARVELL, BROS., AGENTS, Ch’town, May 9, 1875.—1 a w arg pat fo Blacksmiths, Lime-burners, &. COAL! COAL! 0: RDERS for ALBION MINES’ (Pictou) SMALL COAL can be obtained from the Subscriber until further notice. G. W. DeBLOISs, AGENT q Sole Agent for P. E. Island 35 Water Street, Ch’town, July 31, ’78. dy Beta ivlbaw odes a PRACTICAL MEN Wti0sk JUDGMENT es Starch Manufacturing (o.. GAPITAL . . $25,000, In Shares of $25.00 each. -_- IS COMPANY has been Incorporated by Act of Parliament during the present session, and one-third of the Shares have beem taken up by the leading men of Charlottetown. Farmers holding Stock in this Company will have the benefit of the preference in the purchase of produce which the working of Company entails. Applications for Shares to be made te Messrs. Hyndman Bros., untill the Di- rectors and Officers of the Company are @p- pointed, April 16, 1878— Bogton and Charlottetown ti Tourists and others will receive every atten |REGULAR FP AGKET LINE. Wess received for all places on P. % Island accessible by water or rail. A vessel always on berth in Boston for Freight. Despatch, Low Rates and Careful Handling of Freight guaranteed, For particulars apply here to F. T. & W. L. DEAN, | Poil Tax for the Royalty, and Poll Tax for the! Our Agents in Boston—W. B. DEAN & CO., 176 Atlantic Avenue, May 21—6m 3aw ae lace toget your Printing done is at | THOMAS W. DODD, the XAMI NE& Printing Rooms Prov. Sec’y and Treasurer. BY THE DAILY EXAMINERS for the latest news— local and telegrap gece He NEN ARE = ecm 0 cao on aE ~ OE SORE We. Eapemamrioreses eee Pe