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      “ENGINEERS
      DO
      IT
      WITH
      PRECISION”
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ENGINEERING
      SOCIAL
      LY
      NEWS
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      After
      a
      fun-filled
      week
      of
      events,
      Engineering
     
     
      week
      ’93
      is
      reaching
      its
      climax.
      Friday
      marks
     
     
      our
      1st
      annual
      Bingo
      for
      Beer
      (Beer-go)
      fol-
     
     
      lowed
      by
      our
      annual
      Fluids
      Field
      Trip
      (PUB
     
     
      CRAWL
      II).
      Pub
      Crawl
      T-shirts
      are
      on
      sale
      for
     
     
      $10.
      Last
      semester
      was
      a
      giant
      success.
      Let’s
     
     
      ake
      this
      one
      bigger
      and
      better.
      Remember
      this
     
     
      arks
      the
      return
      of
      Horny
      the
      Engineer.
      Beware
     
     
      llyou
      frigid
      little
      Bio.
      Birdies!
      Horney’s
      Back.
     
    
   
   
    
     
          
     
     
        
     
     
          
     
     
       
     
     
         
     
     
         
     
     
         
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
         
     
     
         
     
     
       
     
     
         
     
     
        
     
     
         
     
     
       
     
     
         
     
     
         
     
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ngineering
      Banquet
     
    
   
   
    
     
      This
      year’s
      banquet
      will
      be
      held
      on
      Friday,
     
     
      pril
      2nd
      at
      the
      Bonnie
      Brae
      Restaurant
      in
     
     
      omwall.
      Tickets
      are
      $15
      for
      the
      all-you-can-
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ouraged
      to
      participate.
      The
      event
      wili
      be
      a
     
     
      emi-formal
      one,
      the
      bar
      opens
      at
      5:30
      with
      the
     
     
      eal
      following
      at
      6:30
      p.m.
      Tickets
      will
      be
     
     
      vailable
      from
      Tony,
      Lesley
      or
      Mike
      in
      the
      third
     
     
      ear
      room.
      Remember,
      the
      evening
      is
      usually
     
     
      ighlighted
      with
      the
      infamous
      Baird
      Glass
      Trick.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      xams
      are
      fast
      approaching,
      so
      we
      decided
      to
     
     
      ive
      you
      a
      random
      sampling
      of
      some
      of
      the
     
    
   
   
    
     
      xams
      you
      will
      be
      faced
      with
      in
      a
      few
      week’s
     
     
      me.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      istory:
      Describe
      the
      history
      of
      the
      papacy
     
     
      om
      its
      origins
      to
      the
      present
      day,
      concentrat-
     
     
      8
      €specially
      but
      not
      exclusively
      on
      its
      social,
     
     
      litical,
      economic,
      religious,
      and
      philosophi-
     
     
      |
      aspects
      on
      Europe,
      Asia,
      America,
      and
     
     
      frica.
      Be
      brief,
      concise
      and
      specific.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      €dicine:
      You
      have
      been
      provided
      with
      a
      sharp
     
     
      ife,
      A
      piece
      of
      gauze,
      and
      a
      bottle
      of
      scotch.
     
     
      ‘Move
      your
      appendix.
      Do
      not
      suture
      your
     
     
      ork
      until
      it
      has
      been
      inspected.
      You
      have
      15
     
     
      inute,
     
    

    
     
      Usic:
      Write
      a
      piano
      concerto.
      Orchestrate
      and
     
     
      form
      it
      with
      a
      kazoo
      and
      a
      juice
      harp.
      You
     
    
   
   
    
     
      logy:
      Create
      human
      life.
      Estimate
      the
      dif-
     
     
      “nce
      in
      subsequent
      human
      culture
      if
      this
     
    
   
   
    
     
      at
      buffet
      style
      dinner.
      All
      engineers
      are
      en-
      -
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      form
      had
      been
      developed
      500
      million
      years
      ago,
     
     
      with
      special
      attention
      to
      the
      probable
      effects
      to
     
     
      the
      English
      Parliamentary
      system.
      Prove
      your
     
     
      thesis.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Engineering:
      Develop
      a
      system
      of
      jacks,
      trusses,
     
     
      levers
      and
      beams
      capable
      of
      supporting
      Duffy
     
     
      building.
      In
      the
      event
      of
      a
      350
      ft.
      Tidal
      wave,
     
     
      formulate
      the
      D’Alembert
      equations
      of
      motion
     
     
      of
      the
      rest
      of
      campus
      if
      the
      viscosity
      of
      the
      fluid
     
     
      composing
      the
      wave
      is
      2.3
      centistrokes.
      Show
     
     
      your
      work.
      Note:
      1)
      Calculators
      are
      not
      al-
     
     
      lowed.
      2)
      The
      wave
      will
      arrive
      in
      20
      minutes.
     
     
      Philosophy:
      in
      5000
      words
      or
      less
      prove
      that
     
     
      this
      exam
      does
      not
      exist.
      If
      you
      can’t
      prove
      that
     
     
      it
      does
      not
      exist,
      then
      do
      the
      exam
      in
      its
      entirety.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Economics:
      Devise
      a
      new
      fiscal
      policy
      for
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Canada
      to
      bring
      us
      out
      of
      debt
      by
      the
      year
      1996.
     
     
      Do
      this
      without
      rasing
      taxes,
      reducing
      social
     
     
      programs,
      or
      selling
      Ontario.
      Note:
      Use
      only
     
     
      one
      graph
      and
      base
      all
      calculations
      on
      the
      yen.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Physics:
      Given
      only
      the
      Greek
      alphabet
      and
      the
     
     
      metric
      system
      find
      the
      values
      of
      the
      following:
     
     
      a)
      Magnetic
      flux
      quantum
      b)
      Speed
      of
      Light
      in
     
     
      a
      vacuum
      c)
      Proton’s
      mass
      d)
      acceleration
      of
     
     
      gravity
      ¢)
      permittivity
      of
      free
      space,
      if
      the
     
     
      Gravitational
      constant
      of
      the
      universe
      was
     
     
      changed
      to
      3.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Engineering
      quote
      of
      the
      week:
     
    

    
     
      Remember:
      The
      volume
      of
      Beer
      consumed
      is
     
     
      directly
      proportional
      to
      the
      amount
      of
      HEAD
     
     
      pressure
      obtained.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      AS
      GOOD
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      BETTER
     
    
   
   
    
     
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