.The door of the Kleaner's 
     
     Klositon the fourth 
     
     floor Duffy just hap- 
     
     pens to be the nost 
     
     pus, with pictures. of 
     
     the Island, Australia, 
     
     and an assortment of odds 
     
     and ends, but mostly ’ 
     
     odds. Although the 
     
     Kleaners Klosit does 
     
     not have windows, the 
     
     sun rises in the 
     
     ‘Klosit each and every day 
     
     'of the working week A 
     
     within this artsie ' 
     
     type Klosit, as the 
     
     Kleaner has a rolled up 
     
     blind in it, with a 
     
     picture of the sun 
     
     painted on it, no, not 
     
     just any  one almost, 
     
     if not an exact copy 
     
     of the one which ap— 
     
     pears on the cover of 
     
     the U.P.E.I. Sun. A 
     
     gogeous display of 
     
     anti-crapuscular reys, 
     
     with that wide sweep .L _ 
     
    

    
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     look at, unless it 
     
     winks at'you, and then 
     
     you laugh-sneeze through 
     
     your nose type of thing. 
     
     The Kleaner got the of- 
     
     ficial word from hs, (no 
     
     it's not a typing error) 
     
     .HSorHs, orhs, areto 
     
     give one the same effect 
     
     as the Words Ms, Ms, or 
     
     ms, but only for those 
     
     who use the little boys's 
     
     man will their be a need 
     
     to use-the words HS, H5, 
     
     or hs, 0k. and Hs boss 
     
     told him that hs was 
     
     going to be  a 
     
     new Song Ve-IY My- 
     
     As a matter of fact hs 
     
     was going to be sing- 
     
     ing with the broans 
     
     over in the music de- 
     
     partment:   
     
     sounds muantic. 
     
     The Kleaner is now' or- 
     
     ganizing a snall but 
     
     efficient caravan to 
     
    

    
     - transport all the broom- 
     
     land characters who 
     
    

    
     want to cane over to 
     
     theSteele Building, 
     
     where they can be sing- 
     
     ing all the rest of 
     
     their lives, without 
     
     seniority of course, 
     
    
   
   
    
     not reallv a devotion 
     
     you understand but 
     
    
   
   
    
     maybe a restraint-frugali- 
     
     ty ratio, with none of 
     
    

    
     the hawks claw in the . 
     
     ear lobe sort of thing, 
     
     that would excite senior 
     
     Klosit oollaterals. 
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
         
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
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     Nbving the Klosit is 
     
    

    
     an after hours job, 
     
    

    
     as you may know, 
     
    

    
     it's done in absolute 
     
     secrecy, and in the dark 
     
     of night, as all the 
     
     mops, buckets, soaps, 
     
     and brooms are asleep, 
     
     and would be overly dis- 
     
     tressed, if they knew 
     
     that they were being 
     
     left behind. The 
     
     Kleaner does not even 
     
     need a light of any kind 
     
     as he went to night 
     
     school, and can see 
     
    

    
     in the dark. So far the 
     
     Kleaner has a lead duck 
     
    
   
   
    
     in his caravan, 15 pigeons . 
     
    
   
   
    
     fran Kelly Bi—eye—dropping 
     
     depot, one squirrel 
     
    
   
   
    
     ‘ frcm Duffy, and 5 mice 
     
    
   
   
    
     and a snake frcm the 
     
     Chaplency Centre. 30 
     
    

    
      to the Steel 
     
     Building will go off 
     
     without so much as a 
     
     hitch. , 
     
     Although unhitched seems 
     
     to be part of the now of 
     
     things in the Klosit. 
     
    

    
     This week the Kleaner wil 1 
     
     take a last grand tour 
     
    

    
     of the Gentle, Great 
     
    

    
     and Glorious Duffy Science 
     
     Building. He will start 
     
     iff touring the 132th floor 
     
     (Penthouse), saying good- 
     
     by to all the flowering 
     
     plants, then on to the 
     
     little mice, frogs, 
     
    

    
     fish, and the great spark- 
     
     ling white floors, un— 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     ' perfection. 
     
    
   
   
    
     tainted to a peak of 
     
    

    
     On to 
     
      third floor, to 
     
    

    
     say good—by to all of 
     
     the books on the weath- 
     
     er, but especially to 
     
     the one book which 
     
     touched his heart, not 
     
     letting it get too e— 
     
     motional you understand, 
     
     then on to the hall ash— 
     
     trays which serve the 
     
     students with almost un— 
     
     thinkable smokey type 
     
     services. On to the 
     
     magic carpet of the 
     
     Duffy (Elevator) 
     
    

    
     to the second floor, which 
     
     is the busiest floor on 
     
     campus, calculating two 
     
     hundred rmppy  
     
    
   
   
    
     per hour using the halls 
     
     and little girls and lit- . 
     
     tle boy's room; here  
     
     the Palm Beach rooms of 
     
     this delightful Duffy 
     
     Science Building, and 
     
     before we get too 
     
     emotionally involved, 
     
     we signal for our magic 
     
     carpet again, and, 
     
     enter the gate-way to 
     
     the nostalgia snicker- 
     
     ing crapitoos of the 
     
     great harness of hunan 
     
     resourcefulness, none 
     
     other than the but ancient- 
     
     ly humble Engineers. 
     
     Here is where all in all 
     
     is, frcm the magnificent 
     
     creative feats of half 
     
     pepsi bottles cut 
     
     length-wise, self—pro- 
     
     pelled, to the simple 
     
     name of "Beaver, Beaver, 
     
     Beaver" scratched groovid— 
     
     1y into a plain hard- 
     
     wood chair, the nostal- 
     
     gia is hair wrenching 
     
     especially for long Blue. . . 
     
     Long Blue is the ratty 
     
     looking blue handled 
     
     general purpose all 
     
     splash no lip, wringer 
     
     kisser type mop that 
     
     just sits in the hall 
     
     at times, Its the; 
     
     first time that Long 
     
     Blue had ever demon- 
     
     strated any emotional 
     
     discomfort, I could 
     
     really tell, I could 
     
     see dripping whip- 
     
     letts, definitely an 
     
     emotional outburst. 
     
     As the Kleaner hitched 
     
     up the caravan'eers and 
     
     if you were there, you 
     
     could have heard the 
     
     Kleaner say "On My, 
     
     01 Pigeons, 0n Mioey, 
     
     01 Snakey too" and 
     
     witl'mt. a hitch, they 
     
     made it to their men 
     
     bane at the Steel. 
     
    
   
   
    
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