UPEI SUN Jan. 13,1983 THE KLEENERS KLOSIT By Ed. Orlowski. Campus Ink is not Effective . Ho Hum Diddy Yum Yum. Ho Hum Diddy Yum Yum, annals will bec— ome channels. The old bossy boots type garbage bag yumnied at such a big treat, the Captain muttered to himself. . . . thats four in a row, what in haunting gooogaggs is going on, these should be on the bulletin boards not in the gar- bage cans, they must have a catch of the KRABS or something, let see now, he took out his "lookie here's" (glasses) and start— ed to peak—a—boo through this 14 1/2 X 22 1/2 news paper folder, the paper be- ing of the quality th— ough, of that of text book paper. Let me see now what it has to say- or not to say, as so many copies from different offices have been thrown out. Oh lookie here garbage can (garbage cans are called by thier fir- st names as they are one trippers, and its not very long, they go to thier pre- destined place am— ong the material thi— ngs in life) HummIm on such good quality paper too-—. The ' garbage bag was prick— ering for another chomp, when he burn ' ed out, yunmie, this is 'out to the students, stubs, ytmmie,ymrmie. The captain of this voyage, said "Oh no, one tripper, you're not ' getting these tid- bits", lets see if we could do something constryctive with them. The one trip- per garbage bag had that dark cloud atmos- here around him _ mostly frcm sulking, the garbage gobbler said to the captain"Do you realize that this paper has 28 pictures in it", "Ya", said the captain, and you would have eaten then all yourself, eh. In his island to island travel around the buil— ding, the Captain pinched scme thunb— tacks, and thumbed the pieces of literat- ure in the most con— spicuous places which . could be found, lets see what happens, h‘e mumbled to himself. Before long, as stu— _ our grads, and what cans. Much time, effort, money, love, pride, etc. has been put onto. the creation of this beautiful paper,it should be as comfort- able for one to have it in thier home, as it is to wake up in the morn— ing. If we don't really have pride in happens to then, well, I guess the Captain will just have I to go on finding then in the old bossy boots type garbage can. Who knows, some Grads might- even influrnce others to come to UPEI where even people like the Captain are proud of them, and thier accom- plishments. . . . espec- iallyas we have be- cane more aware of the creative frugality road to try and build a I more closely knit University, every thing starts with the NON of things, right now. dents came into the building, they stood. there in little gr- oups, mulling over the I pictures which appear— ed in this little paper, The paper "UPEI GRADS ON THE MOVE," one student was so taken aback by the little paper, that she pinched the copy frcm I the bulletin board, and went happily on her way. It made the Captain feel good that this voyage was one that the students would enjoy, and by going home time, I all the copies which the captain had sal— vaged from the noble mouth of one tripper, had been pinched from the boards by students who seened to want them, and it made I the captain wonder, just how many stud- ents will get some type of inspiration from these lovely papers of UPEI GRADS ONTHENDVE,it I seemed to the Capt— ain that these pap— ers should be given as a form of "Look at what UPEI has going for ‘ FWEM Jan.14. THE MAN WHO FELL '10 EARTH. U.S.A., 1976, Dir. Nicolas Roeg. Starring David Bowie. The mysterious Visitor from outer space seems oddly out of place until Roeg cleverly points out that it is earthlings who are most disoriented by the derands of the planet. few cool ones. 'suflnnm .- mtua «not? an W‘I-au - ent resident. recruit. Campus. TH E BA N D A . 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