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      THE
      PLACE
      WERE
      BREAKPAST
      WAS
      BORN
     
    
   
   
    
     
      soup
      and
      sealed.
      main
      entree,
      dessert.
      and
      tee/Loffee.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      (Breakfast
      served
      all
      day’)
     
    

    
     
      The
      friendiest
      staff
      in
      town
      invites
      al
     
     
      university
      students
      to
      Smitty's.
     
     
      Breakfast
      Specials
      630am-—tt00am
     
     
      1
      Egg.
      Choice
      of
      Bacon,
      Ham
      or
      Sausage
     
     
      served
      with
      your
      choice
      of
     
     
      toast
      and
      hashbrowns,
      or
      pancakes,
     
     
      nats
      =
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      eee
     
    
   
   
    
     
      2
      Eggs.
      choice
      of
      Bacon,
      Ham.
      or
      sausage.
     
     
      served
      with
      your
      choice
      of
     
     
      toast
      and
      hashbrowns.
      or
      pancakes,
     
     
      and
      a
      bottomless
      cup
      of
      coffee.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Al
      Omelettes
      $5.00
     
     
      Try
      our
      great
      Mexican
      Omelette!
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Lunch
      Specials
      served
      daily
      from
      tlam
      to
      4pm.
     
     
      Dely
      specials
      start
      at
      $495.
     
     
      including
      dessert.
      tea
      or
      coffee.
     
     
      We
      invite
      all
      students
      to
      try
     
     
      our
      scrumptious
      soup
      and
      selad
      ber
     
     
      -ell
      you
      can
      eat
      for
      $57
     
     
      We
      also
      feature
      greet
      evening
      specials
      which
      offer
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Prices
      start
      et
      $795.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      A
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      at
     
    
   
   
    
     
      McGill
     
     
      University
     
     
      Montreal,
      Canada
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Why
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      We
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      1995
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      Address
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      Anyone
      interested
      in
      forming
      an
      off-campus
      theatre
      club,
      call
      Ed
      at
      892-7985.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Free
      for
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      taking:
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      photocopier.
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      and
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      Wanted:
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      PERSONALS
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Mary:
     
     
      Now
      that
      Full
      House
      is
      cancelled,
      I
      guess
      our
      Bob
      Saget
      worship
      nights
      are
      over.
     
     
      Tearfully
      yours...Cari.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      JPG,
     
     
      I
      hear
      that
      ACOA
      will
      grant
      funding
      for
      fledgling
      cults,
      wanna
      give
      it
      a
      try?
     
     
      A.C.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Trent:
     
     
      Your
      Turkey
      Dinners
      drive
      me
      wild.
      Please
      let
      me
      be
      your
      love
      slave!
     
     
      S.M.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Pit
      Monster:
     
    

    
     
      Sorry,
      but
      the
      pit
      doesn’t
      have
      a
      frequent
      buyer
      plan,
      even
      if
      you
      drink
      enough
      coffee
      to
     
     
      a
      Tim
      Hortons.
     
    

    
     
      Ju-jube
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Blik!
     
     
      Where
      are
      you,
      my
      life
      cannot
      be
      complete
      with
      out
      you!
      IfI
      don’t
      have
      you
      to
      insult,
      |’
     
     
      Snoopy-dog
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Roses
      are
      red,
      Voilets
      are...
      violet,
      Oh,
      damn.
      Nothing
      rhymes
      with
      violet.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Jen:
     
     
      Where’s
      BOB?
      I
      haven’t
      seen
      him
      lately.
     
     
      AL.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      JR
      and
      PM
     
     
      I’m
      sorry
      about
      that
      party.
      I
      really
      don’t
      recall
      why
      I
      was
      wearing
      that
      lampshade,
      and
      IP
     
     
      never
      to
      sleep
      under
      your
      sink
      again.
     
    

    
     
      George
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
         
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Soccer
      Panther
      (a.k.a.
      AJAY):
     
     
      I
      know
      that
      someday
      you
      want
      to
      become
      a
      gynaecologist,
      but
      since
      you
      don’t
      even
      kno"
     
     
      Midol
      is,
      you
      should
      maybe
      think
      about
      becoming
      a
      plastic
      surgeon
      and
      fix
      your
      ow!
     
     
      nose,
      you
      little
      twerp.
     
    

    
     
      ds
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      To
      K.F.
     
     
      I
      hope
      that
      Bacon
      and
      Nico
      don't
      do
      the
      nasty,
      it
      would
      be
      a
      horrible,
      terrible
      thing,
      and!
     
     
      think
      we
      could
      handle
      the
      noise.
     
     
      Love
      G.K.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
        
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Wwss.
     
     
      Hark,
      what
      light
      through
      yonder
      window
      breaks,
      it
      is
      the
      term
      paper
      and
      Aldera
      is
      not
      dom?
     
     
      the
      paper
      is
      to
      be,
      but
      she
      is
      not
      to
      be.
      Out,
      out
      damn
      ink
      blot,
      what
      the
      hell
      is
      she
      do
     
     
      To
      sleep,
      perchance
      to
      write.
      Hark,
      there
      is
      the
      bed,
      how
      about
      you
      just
      sleep.
     
    

    
     
      B.J.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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