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      FACT
      &
      OPINION
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      FACT:
      The
      are
      255
      squares
     
     
      ona
      Scrabble
      board.
     
     
      OPINION:
      Y
      ou
      need
      at
     
     
      least
      two
      squares
      to
      play
     
     
      Scrabble.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      The
      electric
      shaver
     
     
      was
      patented
      on
     
     
      November
      6,
      1928.
     
     
      OPINION:
      Before
      the
     
     
      electric
      shaver
      was
     
     
      invented,
      guys
      had
      to
      use
     
     
      blenders
     
    
   
   
    
     
      to
      get
      rid
      of
      their
      whiskers.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      There
      are
      500
     
     
      sheets
      of
      paper
      in
      a
      ream.
     
     
      OPINION:
      If
      I
      was
      any
     
     
      good
      at
      oragami,
      I
      could
     
     
      probably
      make
      a
      huge
     
     
      crane
     
    

    
     
      with
      that
      much
      paper.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      The
      monkey
      wrench
     
    
   
   
    
     
      by
      Stephan
      Macleod
     
    
   
   
    
     
      was
      invented
      by
      Charles
     
     
      Moncke.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      It
      was
      originally
     
     
      used
      to
      castrate
      chimps.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      Japan
      is
      the
     
     
      largest
      exporter
      of
     
     
      frog’s
      legs.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      Amputated
     
     
      frogs
      can’t
      jump
      very
     
     
      high,
      but
      they
      make
     
     
      good
      hockey
     
    

    
     
      pucks.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      There
      are
      seven
     
     
      points
      on
      the
      Statue
      of
     
     
      Liberty’s
      crown.
     
     
      OPINION:
      There
      is
      no
     
     
      real
      point
      of
      the
      Statue
     
     
      of
      Liberty
      wearing
      a
     
     
      crown.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      But
      like
      a
      Spice
      Girls
      doll,
     
    
   
   
    
     
      it
      came
      with
      its
     
     
      own
      accessories.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      THE
      CADRE
     
    
   
   
    
     
      *e,
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      x
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      There
      are
     
     
      approximately
      550
      hairs
      in
     
     
      the
      eyebrow.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      Eyebrow
      hair
     
     
      keeps
      your
      forehead
     
     
      warm
      when
      you
      get
     
     
      locked
      ina
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Ce
      RT
     
     
      people
      should
      read
     
     
      UC
      CRS
      CTT
     
     
      ET
      ECT
      ts
     
     
      HEU
      aby
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Pe
      MUU
      Ue
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Urge
      AEG
     
    
   
   
    
     
      hold
      windows
      open,
     
     
      MCU
      at
     
    
   
   
    
     
      S(T
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      freezer.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      The
      most
      common
     
     
      non-contagious
      disease
      in
     
    
   
   
    
     
      the
      world
      is
      tooth
      decay.
     
     
      OPINION:
      I
      guess
      that
      zoo
     
     
      keeper
      was
      right.
      You
     
     
      can’t
      get
      tooth
      decay
      from
     
     
      kissing
      a
      coyote.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      The
      shell
      constitutes
     
     
      12
      percent
      of
      an
      egg’s.
     
     
      weight
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      The
      rest
      of
     
     
      the
      egg’s
      weight
      is
      the
     
     
      Kinder
      surprise
      insides
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      A
      squid
      has
      10
     
     
      tentacles.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      I
      once
      went
     
     
      to
      school
      with
      a
      guy
     
     
      called
      Squid.
      He
      ate
     
     
      raw
      fish
      and
     
    

    
     
      lived
      underwater.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      A
      snail’s
     
     
      reproductive
      organs
     
     
      are
      in
      its
      head.
     
     
      OPINION:
      This
      gives
      new
     
     
      meaning
      to
      the
      word
     
     
      dickhead.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      A
      cow’s
      only
      sweat
     
     
      glands
      are
      in
      its
      nose.
     
     
      OPINION:
      Chocolate
      milk
     
     
      is
      made
      out
      of
      cow
      sweat.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      The
      word
      AND
     
     
      appears
      46
      277
      times
      in
     
     
      the
      Bible.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      The
      only
      reason
     
     
      people
      should
      read
      the
     
     
      Bible
      is
      to
      count
      how
     
     
      many
     
    

    
     
      times
      certain
      words
     
     
      appear.
      Other
     
    

    
     
      than
      that
      it’s
      useful
      to
      hold
     
     
      windows
      open,
      or
      to
     
     
      throw
      at
      little
      kids.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      The
      first
      word
     
     
      played
      in
      the
      Scrabble
     
     
      rules
      demonstration
      game
     
     
      is
     
    

    
     
      “Horn.”
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      Scrabble
      sucks.
     
     
      Any
      game
      where
      you
     
     
      can’t
      tackle
      your
     
    
   
   
    
     
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