X-Rated
      Hypnotist
     
     
      Tony
      Lee:
      Chair
      Humping
     
    
   
   
    
     
      No
      Longer
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Restricted
     
    
   
   
    
     
      to
      Cadre
      office
     
     
      by
      Stephan
      MacLEOD
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Whatever
      happened
      to
      the
     
     
      good
      ol’
      days
      when.
      hypnotists
      wore
     
     
      top
      hats
      and
      had
      monocles?
      You’d
     
     
      expect
      someone
      with
      superior
      mental
     
     
      powers
      to
      be
      able
      to
      dress
      himself,
      but
     
     
      Tony
      Lee
      looks
      more
      like
      a
      roadie
      for
     
     
      Econoline
      Crush,
      than
      a
      hypnotist.
      I
     
     
      guess
      dressing
      in
      a
      black
      t-shirt
      and
     
     
      jeans
      reinforces
      this
      guy’s
      “creepy”
     
     
      shtick.
     
    

    
     
      He
      curses
      lots,
      and
      giggles
      at
     
     
      his
      own
      ass
      and
      cock
      jokes.
      Most
      of
     
     
      the
      hypnotism
      is
      of
      the
      “Now
      you’re
     
     
      an’
      Animal!
      Fuck
      your
      chair!”
      variety,
     
     
      and
      can
      be
      funny
      if
      you
      know
      the
      peo-
     
     
      ple
      getting
      hypnotized.
      That
      way
     
     
      when
      the
      show
      is
      done,
      you
      can
      point
     
     
      at
      your
      friend
      and
      say,
      “You
      did
      stupid
     
     
      stuff.”
     
    

    
     
      Tony
      Lee’s
      tricks
      are
      mostly
     
     
      shocking
      to
      homophobes,
      which
      make
     
     
      up
      the
      vocal
      majority
      of
      his
      audience.
      .
     
     
      I
      thought
      I
      was
      at
      a
      Southern
      Baptist
     
     
      rally
      when
      I
      heard
      members
      of
      the
     
     
      audience
      screaming
      “You’re
      a
      fag-
     
     
      got!”
      to
      their
      friends
      on
      stage.
      The
     
     
      biggest
      success
      he
      had
      at
      pushing
      but-
     
     
      tons
      was
      by
      making
      guys
      eat
      whip
     
     
      cream
      of
      each
      other’s
      crotches
      and
     
     
      perform
      half-naked
      lap
      dances
      for
     
     
      their
      friends.
     
    

    
     
      The
      rest
      of
      the
      show
      was
      a
     
     
      success
      in
      terms
      of
      messing
      with
      peo-
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Sweet
      Jesus,
      no!!!
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ple’s
      minds.
      However,
      one
      victim
      on
     
     
      stage
      was
      already
      under
      the
      influence
     
     
      long
      before
      he
      had
      the
      chance
      to
      get
     
     
      hypnotized.
      It
      was
      hard
      to
      tell
      if
      he
     
     
      was
      genuinely
      hypnotized,
      or
      just
      trip-
     
     
      ping
      out
      to
      Tony’s
      suggestions.
      But
     
     
      for
      me,
      this
      ambiguity
      proved
      to
      be
     
     
      the
      most
      entertaining
      thing
      about
      the
     
     
      show.
     
    

    
     
      _.
      There
      weren’t
      many
      people
      in
     
     
      attendance,
      but
      the
      people
      that
      did
     
     
      show
      up
      were
      treated
      to
      an
      enjoyably
     
     
      disturbing
      night
      of
      entertainment
      from
     
     
      a
      host
      with
      a
      horrible
      fashion
      sense.
     
     
      When
      it
      was
      all
      over,
      there
      was
      much
     
     
      to
      be
      said
      about
      people
      doing
      stupid
     
     
      things.
      :
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Just
      good
      clean
      fun
      with
      Tony
      Lee
      at
      the
      Barn.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Come
      and
      celebrate
     
     
      with
      Alexander
      Keiths.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      wednesday,
      nov
      4
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Geen
      a
     
    
   
   
    
     
      friday,
      nov
      16
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Re
      valiMi
      eh
      tik
      |
      oe
     
    
   
   
    
     
      sunday,
      nov
      18
     
     
      monday,
      nov
      19
     
    
   
   
    
     
      tuesday,
      noy
      20
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Read
      a
      book,
      rummy.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Baba’s
      Lounge:
      Aaron
      MacDonald
      Band
     
     
      The
      Barn:
      Temper
     
    

    
     
      McAssey’s:
      Greg
      Doucette
     
    

    
     
      Myron’s:
      Big
      City
     
    

    
     
      Olde
      Dublin
      Pub:
      Pub
      Soda
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Baba’s
      Lounge:
      Under
      the
      Hood
     
    

    
     
      The
      Barn:
      Eyes
      for
      Telescopes
     
    

    
     
      Big
      Momma’s:
      Roger
      Jones
      and
      Marvin
      Birt
     
     
      Brennan’s:
      Rock
      Ranger
      and
      Windom
      Earle
     
     
      McAssey’s:
      Greg
      Doucette
     
    

    
     
      Melons:
      Monkey
      Dust
     
    

    
     
      Myron’s:
      Big
      City
     
    

    
     
      Olde
      Dublin
      Pub:
      Pub
      Soda
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Baba’s
      Lounge:
      Black
      Suit
      and
      Eyes
      for
      Telescopes
     
    

    
     
      The
      Barn:
      Tony
      Lee
     
    

    
     
      Big
      Momma’s
      Pub:
      Paul
      MacAusland
      with
      Chuck
      Lead
     
     
      McAssey’s:
      No
      Fuss
      Movers
     
    

    
     
      Myron’s:
      The
      Edge
     
    

    
     
      Olde
      Dublin
      Pub:
      Pub
      Soda
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Holy
      Day
      —
      No
      performances,
      shopping,
      dairy.
     
     
      Dancing
      has
      been
      outlawed
      on
      the
      day
      following
      Sabbath.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Baba’s
      Lounge:
      Solomon
      Dean
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Those
      who
      like
      it.
     
     
      like
      it
      a
      lot.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      PALE
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