.-..~—.v== phar- _vv‘i  (_ 
     
    
   
   
    
     ' breaking exercises. no llliilll g. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
        
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     ' didn't you geta-lsetter» one!’ "- 
     
    
   
   
    
     ,, Should be given to the leaner! 
     
    
   
   
    
     v >-ln this delightful, simple Wain’: No 
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Maqaret is only sevenyeara old, 
     
    

    
     but sometimes quits ,0! 
     
     one occasion: hem in > thbiilllt‘ 
     
     to ' be parqcdlhrly ‘llldlpffillffiljili 
     
    

    
     "Delft you know that itmyouéeel? 
     
     on doing so many naug y nzs 
     
     your children will be nauzhtyltoo?" 
     
     Margaret dimpled and cried trium- 
     
     phantly. "Oh. mother, now you ve 
     
     given yoursslt, ‘away!f_— EYQPY- 
     
    
   
   
    
     hody's Magazine. ' . 
     
    
   
   
    
     SIMPLE" AND EAQY ‘ 
     
    

    
     ' A; a big party in London a wo- 
     
     man oi tbs newly riclraad ostenta- 
     
     tious c 
     
     wile o! a proininent lahor leader. 
     
     The former began-to talkahout her 
     
     jewelry. "l clean my diamondawith 
     
     ammonia," she said; "my _ruhiea 
     
     with Bordeaux vine, my emeralds 
     
    
   
   
    
     with Danni; brandy and my sapp- 
     
    
   
   
    
     hires with lresir miik- And- you, 
     
     Mr. Blank?" she asked, turning to 
     
     the lobor leader's rWKB. _ 
     
    

    
     "Oh" I doaft" clean mine,” said 
     
     the latter; eirilyt- "When they get 
     
     dirty, i simply» throw them away." 
     
    

    
     Boston‘ Transcript. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Lost. Uliportunlty 
     
    
   
   
    
     The Wiie-"Pveqluat shown him » 
     
    
   
   
    
     m» hiumr gun mono-w 
     
    
   
   
    
     f.’ .1: 
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
    
   
   
    
     v 
     
    
   
   
    
     s teat 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
    
   
   
    
     v.1}. 1e”. . 
     
     , J2‘ r 7 » ~ _ . ». 
     
      Wliitiglfiflifbliiifin-i 
     
     Mother- at up. ' sis. Remem- 
     
     heyjt-Yihthe early lard that gets 
     
     the Wflfliiz?“ " ' ‘ - »" 
     
     Elsia-\orowaiiy)——“l.et him h ve 
     
     “em, another. ‘I'm not hungry '- 
     
     The? Watchman-Examiner (Nflw 
     
     York), _ 1 - 
     
    
   
   
    
     E RLY TO RISE. 
     
    

    
     .'i‘he ‘ iet——"H‘m, late again. 
     
     Smith!" ' 
     
    

    
     Smith-“Pm sorry sir. but last 
     
     night my wile presented me with 
     
     a w," . . 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     to have nresentfl you with anfai- 
     
    
   
   
    
     wai sitting beside the arm chew, 
     
    
   
   
    
     Smith-ll rather lam? she has. 
     
     sirP-The Passing Show (b.011- 
     
     don). ~ l 
     
    

    
     ~ "Al-l, veer _ ' 
     
    

    
     "Is Mr. Perkins at home?" inquir- 
     
     ed the leg-l 
     
    

    
     “Whio one, 
     
     brothers living Qistfl-f’ 
     
     maid. . 
     
    

    
     For a moment~the caller looked 
     
     puzzled, then he had an‘ idea. 
     
    

    
     "The onewho has a sister liying 
     
     in St- Louis." he explained-The 
     
     Watchman-Examiner (blew York). 
     
    
   
   
    
     ms AWEUL v saunas. 
     
     ~A sheli-shooied ~ aeldierin @8- 
     
    
   
   
    
     sifl-‘there are 
     
     said the 
     
    
   
   
    
     ljler MotherJ-lwh‘. 14am. Your 
     
    
   
   
    
     _ extravagance». will-r" 
     
    
   
   
    
     The Wife--"Lnd.,he will. way 
     
    
   
   
    
     Punch (London). 
     
    
   
   
    
     A Pertinent qt...“-  
     
     lt the forty days-oi Lent 
     
     Were for sorryc'&ting sent,  
     
     Isn't that good paoeléthat; Easter“ 
     
    
   
   
    
     —-J. W; 
     
    
   
   
    
     drugs, no dangerous thyroidl. 1m buck- 
     
     for tree sample oi’ Aioxands 
     
    
   
   
    
     many ‘was. ‘eased from a. sanita- 
     
     riu—vcured.i:l-ie was driven to the 
     
     railway station Ina taxi, and the 
     
     chaaflenwsaldu. ' 
     
    

    
     "It coats you 200,000,000 marks 
     
     tor this ride," . 
     
    

    
     "The soldier thought, “is the 
     
    
   
   
    
     ’ war: NO._3. 
     
     “Howdlon! have you been mar- 
     
     ried?‘ asked the clerk at the hotel 
     
     desk as an elderly hrldegrooma-re- 
     
     gistered. 
     
    

    
     "Two weeks," replied the happy 
     
     man‘. . 
     
    

    
     “i-‘rontif’ cried the clerk. "Show 
     
     the ‘wtlernan to Parlor B. Fit; 
     
     teen‘ dollhrsa, day. sir." ' . » 
     
    

    
     "Third wits," calmly: said 4th 
     
    
   
   
    
     8198* » 
     
     “Clio. excuse me! 
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
    
   
   
    
     Front, trio}; 
     
    
   
   
    
     ("Rfilllk 
     
     ing Vitamins-s. ALEXANDER‘ A ORA- 
     
     Ontario. 
     
    
   
   
    
     u. amassi- “man-cal 
     
     l‘ "lawsuit-visa inflow-l" l  
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
    
   
   
    
          
     
       
     
       
     
       
     
       
     
       
     
       
     
       
     
        
     
        
     
       
     
        
     
           
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     flflltfi-frhlve uai  
     
     _ t rum  ‘ on. 
     
    
   
   
    
     sir. . - 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     . . 1 
     
     Chtet-"Shdd have done better s 
     
    
   
   
    
     the gentipnanutc 824 back. Take. l" " 
     
     TORIES, 41s Bohna, Bldlir-JEI‘ out), the elevator; (our dollars a week, ' 
     
    
   
   
    
     l aivonndit. . 
     
    
   
   
    
     {A the dootor-ghajyetto take la mo‘ onld 
     
    
   
   
    
     i 
     
     uunw c0 v 
     
    
   
   
    
     féflflitifi" ~ @111?‘ is?‘  - .. 
     
     ewes»- mn mi’- wrnl set awoooflgw 
     
     marks '“ . . '.,'_ ._  .. '- 
     
     . The solfiierflvaaii: 15.1}!!! keep lg 
     
     change, and drive. lawfliack‘ to i ‘I 
     
     sanitarlum."—-Watchman-liikaminei' 
     
     (New York): 
     
    
   
   
    
     OR MERELY A8 EVIDENCE. i 
     
     “She keeps a diary oi all her_ 
     
     quarrels with lier husband." _ 
     
    

    
     "l see, a sort oLa family scrap‘ 
     
     booi:_"——London Mail. 
     
    
   
   
    
     What We Escape 
     
     The, best argqpent (or the 
     
     styles oi the "present day l8 the 
     
     (anally albunn-r-Dry Goods Economi 
     
     t. - 
     
    
   
   
    
     No Recommendation. 
     
     “What do you think oi mud as 
     
     a heautitler?" 
     
    

    
     "Well." it hasn't done much tor 
     
     the turtleP-Judge. ' , 
     
    
   
   
    
     Strange Attachment. 
     
    

    
     Wanted-Room’ for elderly lady 
     
     with garden attached. where she 
     
     can plant and potter in flowers.- 
     
     Ciaaaifled ad'in the Montgomery 
     
     Advertlssrfi-  - " 
     
    
   
   
    
     A? is ‘Mr. Speeder. 
     
     "Say, Bill, I -waa held up by th 
     
     colic trap today." . 
     
     ~ “Thenyhatyj? ~ 
     
     "The wtrjapplc colt-the cagfio :~ 
     
     tropetusxoropic . catt--gthe'—bh.i 
     
     Mill it, you know. what l meanli‘ ' 
     
     -‘-_Boeton Jrranacript. 1 l ~- 
     
    
   
   
    
     ' v wan, some '- 
     
     mnsmssnt ma fora-pleas n! v-p- 
     
     s..   
     
    

    
     "How vmuchxloes he wont?" 
     
     "Just anaushlto-tjeaoh from the: 
     
     cal! to the fence!” _ 
     
    
   
   
    
     ,- 
     
    
   
   
    
     Iaaaiapmrd by Inprhliohaew 
     
    
   
   
    
      
     
    
   
   
    
     n 
     
    
   
   
    
     w   
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
          
     
    
   
   
    
     sings. comrade whofhsd died the 
     
     dayiberore. , _ 
     
    

    
     __"-Bil.l certainly was a good sweep 
     
     Biff-him one:  
     
    

    
     ‘ "Yéd-efiv ooncsded- . the other» 
     
     tlifliQflltllly. v “But, don't ‘you think 
     
     ' jaqj-iittie weak‘ around the 
     
    
   
   
    
     helm 
     
    
   
   
    
     ;-  not» any one ‘tell me 
     
     ' 55a stovepipe ie made? v _ 
     
     . Jonah: First you ma» a Ibig long 
     
     liole, and then you wrap some tin " 
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
    
   
   
    
     - ‘ NO’ HVAND JOB. 
     
     Mm, La terty-"Ten stitches did 
     
    
   
   
    
     man ' a'tter._the,,tlght last ‘ night." 
     
    

    
     Mrs.‘ 0'l-mrav—-"'l‘en‘l Was that 
     
     all‘! Share. when cths doctor‘ seen ‘ 
     
     me poorlhuaband earn-lad‘ in this 
     
    
   
   
    
     morniii! he says: ‘Has any wan got 
     
     a. sewingma " 7' "—Boston 
     
     Tlklfilotlpl. 
     
    
   
   
    
     frwo street cieansroswera discus.  
     
    
   
   
    
     Embarraaad Young Hostess: l‘ I 
     
     you-oo good-no mush of you to have camel" 
     
     ' --From the‘ Hunter-ll." 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Good-bye. dear - Illllfilb-QF-thank 
     
    
   
   
    
     n+5 A 049': THAT m A QT 
     
     cont-twee ABLE» TO 
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     BRINGING UP FATHER‘ ' 
     
    
   
   
    
     to 4x44... w-laaéf y 
     
     (Oflfiotoma APPLE-QER "1 
     
     1  "yoowu Tumor p 
     
    
   
   
    
          
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
    
   
   
    
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