by James Murray and Trent Henry 
     
    
   
   
    
     On behalf of the UPEI Busi- 
     
     ness Society, we would like to say 
     
     welcome back to the returning 
     
     students and greeting to all the 
     
     new Frosh. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Last year, the Business was 
     
     the largest society on campus. 
     
     This year, with the number of 
     
     memberships that we’ve been 
     
     selling, we’re on our way to meet- 
     
     ing that goal again. 
     
    

    
     This year the Business Soci- 
     
     ety Executives are: 
     
    
   
   
    
     President Trent Henry 
     
    
   
   
    
     Vice President Michelle Fletchey 
     
    
   
   
    
     Phillip Watts 
     
    
   
   
    
     Secretary James Murray 
     
    
   
   
    
     Treasurer 
     
    
   
   
    
     Sr. Class Rep. = Derrick Cameror 
     
    
   
   
    
     Jr. Class Rep. Sean Graham 
     
    
   
   
    
     Soph. Class Rep. Dawn Corrigan 
     
    
   
   
    
     Frosh Class Rep. Boi Williams 
     
    
   
   
    
     A special congratulations to 
     
     Pam, the newest member of the 
     
     Executive. _ 
     
    
   
   
    
     Well, for anyone who didn’t 
     
     get to the event last weekend, you 
     
     missed some wild times. 
     
    
   
   
    
     The kick-off event was the fa- 
     
     mous Golf-tournament, held on 
     
     Friday. With the help of some 
     
     very large golf bag pockets and 
     
     a portable thermos or two, many 
     
     of the golfers were in fine shape 
     
     as they came down the 18th fair- 
     
     way (That means you, Palmer). 
     
     We would also like to thank Don 
     
     Carr for letter us use his cottage 
     
     for the awards presentations and 
     
     party afterwards. 
     
    
   
   
    
     On Saturday, the annual Deep 
     
     Sea Drinking excursion took 
     
     place in Rustico. Again, ev- 
     
     erybody had a great time, with 
     
     maybe one exception. It seems 
     
     that one of the golfers from Fri- 
     
     day was not feeling up to “par” 
     
     and had a rough trip on the way 
     
     out to sea (Sorry Paul). Even 
     
     a couple of couple of monsterous 
     
     sharks were caught, the largest 
     
     (25 ft) belonged to Derrick “Get 
     
     it away from me!” ~Cameron. 
     
     A special thanks goes out to 
     
     our honorary skipper, Ad Ferris, 
     
     who helped us catch a bucket of 
     
     mackerel at our last stop of the 
     
     day. Professor Ferris also hosted 
     
     a barbeque at his home Saturday 
     
     evening for all those involved. 
     
    
   
   
    
     At both events, we were 
     
     happy to see a good mixture of 
     
     all students attend (Freshman to 
     
     Seniors). 
     
    
   
   
    
     oO 
     
    
   
   
    
     == Thursday, September 22, 1988 
     
    
   
   
    
     The UPEI Business Society 
     
     would sincerely like to thank the 
     
     following businesses for helping to 
     
     make our golf tournament a suc- 
     
     cess: 
     
    
   
   
    
     Tradewinds 
     
    

    
     Myron’s 
     
    

    
     Doc’s Corner 
     
    

    
     Chevy’s 
     
    

    
     UPEI Bookstore 
     
    

    
     Paul’s Flowers Inc. 
     
     Smitty’s Family Restaurant 
     
     Holman’s Sporting Goods 
     
     Wandlyn Inn (Madison’s) 
     
     Island Breweries 
     
    
   
   
    
     Seaman’s Beverages 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     The Trail Shop 
     
     Carter and Co. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Some of the upcoming events 
     
     that the Business Society spon- 
     
     sor’s are the curling and bowling 
     
    
   
   
    
     tournaments, intermural sports,. 
     
    
   
   
    
     and of course the 1988-89 version 
     
     of the Business Society Dinner. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Well, if you missed the golfing 
     
     or the fishing events because you 
     
     didn’t have a membership, you 
     
     can still buy one so that you can 
     
     attend other major events that 
     
     we have planned. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Hope to see you at all the 
     
     events. 
     
    
   
   
    
     The Business Society 
     
    
   
   
    
     Golf Results — 
     
    
   
   
    
     Jeff Ready (73) 
     
    
   
   
    
     Ist place Male 
     
    
   
   
    
     2nd Place Male 
     
     Derrick Cameron (82) 
     
    
   
   
    
     Darren Noonan (82) 
     
     Ist Place Female 
     
    
   
   
    
     Heather Johnston (133) 
     
    

    
     2nd Place Faculty 
     
     Brian Jones (100+) 
     
     Longest Drive 
     
     Kevin Bouchey (423 yards) 
     
    
   
   
    
     Highest Golfer Jackie Reid (200+) 
     
    
   
   
    
     PS For some strange reason, 
     
     the Executive couldn’t remember 
     
     the rest of the results (or for that 
     
     matter, much of anything else.) = 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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