5 5s ss bP SP @. BRE oO — SMASRBReSS WES SES £5 aR "mca e +B & wa” UC # EF riGE bone A Weeklu Hournal of Politics, Literature, and CWS, yol. \L. "MR, W. A. JOHNSTON, OF HALIFAX, N.S : ATTORNEY AND B ARNISTER AT LAW, “ NOTARY PUBLIC, Sc. Xe. — rt For the present enquire the * Pavitton Hoven. Cheriottetown, October 21, LPI. ie GEORRETOWN. WILLIAM SANDERSON, Commission Morchant. Wholesale & Retail General Agent. Auctioneer & Broker. Agent for Pictou tron Foundry. feont for Uol Lile {surance Compu ¥ wm King’s County. qows Lots, Pastare Lots, and P'arms fer Sale in King’s County. NOTARY PUBLIC. } Yor, is. : wens : . , : > ‘ * % ALFRED PURCHASE, Watch and Clock-maker. Smardon’s Corner. [loris wtal Watehes in Silver cages,........ i cvis (O18 Humting...--- GB Sen oc HG ie dese cteeeeeee ied 10 0 jever Eseapemment ... 266. ec ee eee renee reeeeeeeeeed lo 0 Yunting. .do. éecces dedege eo ee eee ee oe Charlottetown, Sept. 23, 1801. ly ALEXANDER McKINNON, AUCTIONEER AND SERERAL COMMISSION MERCHART, QUEEN STREET, CHARLOTTETOWN, P. E. ISLAND. Orrtce ia the same Baidiag as A. i. Yates, Esq. JAMES McCOMB, . IMPORTER OF CLOCKS, WATCHES, JEWELLERY, FANCY GOODS of all kinds, Ambrotype and Photographic Guods, Chemicals &e. Whulesae and Retail. BAZAAR, Great George Street. ho +. lsol Artixi. GREAT GEURGE STREET, Charlottetown, - <- - - P. Re. Island. REC YICY ALL. Dp" GAUVKEAU hos removed to the eoruer of POWNAL and SYDNEY STREEYDS, where he may be consulted at ail boars. . Entrance on Sydney Street. Coarlettetown duly 1, 1s01. PISCATTAGQUA Fire & Marine Insurance Vo. of Maine. STOCA Avthorized Capital, $500.000 Capital Subscribed and Secured, @253.445.76. fos JOHN N GOODWIN, Prest. OLED P MILLER, Vice Prest. SHIPLEY W RICKER, seoretary DIRECTORS. How Jons N Goonwis, User P Mitiexr, Davin Faimbanks, AuNER Uakes, FW De Kechameyt. Sairter W Ricker, dunn A Paine, Fire Insurance on Dwellings, Furnitare, Warchonses, Public Buildings, Mitts, Manutectories, Stereos, Merehandize, Suips in Pert, or whil burhting, and other property. Iniand lusurance on Goeis to all parts ftuecuutry. Marine lusurauce ow Verseis, Cargo aud Freigit te all parts of the World Puticies lssCk&p AND FURTRER INFORMATION OBTAINED OF J. S CARViisL, Agent. Caarlottetown, September 23, Isat. & CARD. TEIL RANKIN begs lewve to miorm the MERCANTILG i and TRADING COMMUNILY of Prince Edward island, and the Neighbouring Provinces, that be hha-+ made afrauge- Rents for Che lmimediite Prosecution us GVusiness as aN Auctioncer, Commission VWerchant & General Agent, in each of which lines all Commissions with which he may be favoured (at home or trum abroud) shall receive bis prompt and best »ttention. Charlottetown, July 8, 1461. GLASGOW HOUSE! ESTABLISHED 1808. | Ww. respectfully solicit the attention of customers and the public generally to an EXTENSIVE STOCK OF NEW Fall and Winter Goods! complete in every department, received per ships ‘+ Isabel,”’ * Gazelle,’ and ** Prince Alfred,”’ from the best Manufac- turing Districte in Great Britain. FANCY DRESS GOODS, | in Evelinas, Reps, Silk Warps, Tweeds, Winceys and Plaids. | foree hundred and fifty Pieces Colored and Black Coburgs | sod Lamas, in every shade and price. A splendid assortment | af CLOAKINGS, in Sealskins, Velvet Piles, and Brown, Black | and Fancy mixtures; Plain Habit Cloths; Brown, Black and | Mauve Cloth, and Kich Paisiey SHAWLS. A choice assort- | ment of very cheap MANTLES. Ladies’ Faney Rep and Balmoral Skirts, (some splendid Goods can be shown in thie department); Silks. Faced Bounet Velvets! a large Stock of | Ladies’ FUKS, good value; Losiery and Gloves of every des- | eription ; « beautifal assortment of Misses’ and Ladies’ Feit | Hiuts, Plumes and Flow: rs, Chenille, Silk and Braided Hair Netts, Head Dresses, Ribbons, Ec. MILLINERY, | Ladies’ White, Fancy and Mourning Caps; a large yariety in | Smali Wares and liaberdashery! Gents’ Furnishing Gouds | of every new style, London P ifle Caps and Deer Stalkers’ Shirt | Collars, [ris Searfs, Mufflers, Fancy Piannel, Regatta and Whist Shirts, Shetland and Lamb's Woul Under Gurmeats, Fur Caps and Stormers in variety. Boots and Shoes, Ladies’, Misses’ and Gents’ Rubbers, and Ladies* long Rubber | Boots. very cheap. 2500 sets Skirt Canes, 40 dozen Stee! Extension Skirts. STAPLE GOUDS in white, grey, striped and other Cotton | Fabries—good value can be bad trom tue fact of our having | purchased previous to the rine in the raw material. CO CTON| WAKPs, a choice lot of Prints, Clothe, Tweeds, Coatings and | Dueskins, Lieavy Wavllen Goods, Fiannels and Biankets, Kead-made ( loshing. Shelf HARDWARE and CUTLERY, together with a variety of Givods impossible to enumerate. | Groceries | of all kinds—choiece Teas, Sugar, Rice, Starch, Tobacco, Pep- | per, Mustard, Pickles, Dye Staffs, Indigo, Suda, Spices, Candles, Sole Leather, Currants, Raisins, Buckets, Brooms, Coffee, ke. &e. iad Crates Earthen and Crockeryware ; 20 Puneheons choice | Retailing MOLASSES. «i fH This Stock, which, for extent, variety and moderation in price, together with recent improvement ig our business premises, enables us to offer Retail and Wholesale Buyers good value for ready money. ©. ©. VAUX. Queen-street, Nov. 18, 1861. bw Giand River Wharf, Lot 56. | ROWVALD WALKER JR Psrectrv LLY intigates to bis Freends and the Public that he has commenced business in the Store lately | occupies by Messrs. McAulay & Zohnston, where he has re- | ceiwed a LARGE ASSORTMENT of NEEW GOodDs, suitable for the present and approaching seagons, which will suld cheap fur cash. : R. W. assures bis Friends and the Public that nothing shall | be wasting on bis part terender his Establishment worthy of |'* Margaret.” Apply to their patronage. Ovtuber 14, 126). Ex. only, 6m L. SCOTT & CO., New York, continue to publish the fol |} upon the cousideration of the reading public. ' "R. R. MACLELLAN, | ;one or more of the above works REPARTMENT: e's ie tree T.ibert ru »wwhow rreeborn Nlen,. hawvine to nAavise the Pubtie, raw sroenmtc Teen Vece™ yin das, Charlottetown, Prince Edward Eshand, Menday, BLACKWOOD'S AND THUR BRITISH REVIEWS. MAGAZINE Port a. BOocmey, r ee ESN LON LLL LLIN LOL LOLOL ONL A NLA A OE THE LEGEND OF EASTER EGGS. | —_——— ‘* Dearest papa,”’ says my boy to me, As be werrily elimbs his mother’s knee, ‘Why are those egg® that von seé me hold Colored so tinely with blue and gol#? And what is the wonderful bird that lays Such beautiful egzs epon Easter day ! lowing leading British Periodicals, viz :— 1 THE LONDON QUARTERLY (Conservative). THE EDINBURGH REVIEW (Whig). You have heard, my boy, of the man who died, Crowned with keen thorns and crucified ; And how Joseph the weaithy—whom God reward, Cured for the corpse of his martyred Lord, Aud piously tombed it within the rock, And closed the gate with a mighty block. 4 THE WESTMINSTER REVIEW (Liberal). i j THE NORTH BRITISH REVIEW (Free Church). | 5 | BLACK WOOD'S EDINBURGH MAGAZINE (Tory). The present critica] state of BRuropean affairs will render | these publications unusually interesting during the forthcom-! ing year. They will occupy wu middie ground between the | hastily written news-items, crude speculetions, and flying ra-| mors of the daily Journal, and the ponderous Tome of tie, future historian, written after the living interest and excite- | ment of the great political events of the time shall have pass- edawiay. It is to these Periodicals that readers must louk | for the only really intelligible and reliable history of current | events, and as such, in addition to their well-established })- terary, scientific, and theological character, we urge them | Now close by the tomb a fair tree grew, With pendulous leaves and blossoms of blue ; And deep in the green tree’s shadowy breast A beautiful singing bird sat on ber nest, Which was bordered with mosses like malachite, And held four eggs of an ivory white. Now when the bird from her dim tecess Beheld the Lord in his burial dress, And looked oa the Heavenly face so pale, And the dear feet pierced with the erael nail, ler heart mgh broke with a sudden pang, EARLY COPIES. And out of the depths of her sorrow she sung. The receipt of Advance Sheets from the British pub-| lishers gives additional value tu these Reprints, inasmuch as | they can now be placed in the bands of subscribers about as | But soon there came through the weeping night A glimmering anyel clothed in white; And he rolled the stone from tie tom) away, a r » i as en enginat —e ; Where the Lord of the Earth and the Heaven lay ; TERMS, Per ann. | And Cirist ro-e in the caverns gloom. | For any one of the four Reviews.........eeeee002: $3 00 | And in living lustre came from the tomb, | For any two of the four Reviews............ 5 aan ee | For any three of the four Reviews. ...........0.005: 7 00 { Now the bird that sat in the heart of tree | For all four of the Reviews............. bite bbeston 8 00 | Beheld this celestial mystery ; Se OE, TONNE oc kan ccnedcensnees sot OO And its heart was filled with a sweet delight, | For Blackwood and one Review.......... boesecesact Oe ft And it poured a song on the throbbing night ; For Blackwood and two Reviews....... ane eeeeeees « 700 | Notes elimbing notes. til) higher, bigher, For Blackwood and three Review-...... aig a peg ig 9 00 | They shot to heaven like spears of fire. _ For Biackwood and the tour Reviews............... 10 00 Where the glittering white-robed ang?! heard The sorrowing song of the grieving bird, And heard the followivg chant of mirth That hailed Christ risen again on earth, Ile said. ** Sweet bird, be torever blest, Thyself, thy eggs, and thy moss-wreathed nest !'’ Money current in the State where isswed will be received at par. | CLUBBING, A discount of twenty-five per eent. from the above prices) will be allowed to Ciues ordering four or more copies of any | Thus: Four copies of Black- | wood, or of one Review, will be sent to One acdress for SD; | four copies of the four Reviews and Black 1 ier S350 ;-and 8v On. And ever, my child, since that blessed night, When death bowed down to the Lord of Light, The eggs of that sweet bird change their hue, And burn with md. and gold, and blue— Reminding mankind in their simple way Of the holy warvel of Easter day. Postace —Subseribers in the British Provinces wil! receive ! the Reprints Free of U. S. Postage. | X. 6.—The price in Great Britain of the five Periodicals above named is $31 per annum. > + eee THE FARMER'S GUIDE A POEM FOR NORTH AND SOUTH. to BY ALFRED TENNYSON. SCIENTIFIC AND PRACTICAL AGRICULTURE. By fiexry Svernens, F. R.S., of Edinburg, and the late J. } P. Norton, Protessor of Scientibe Agriculture in Yale Col- lege, New liaven. 2 vols. R yyal octuvu. LOOU pages and numerous Exgravings. Of old sat Freedom on the heights, The thunder breaking at her feet ; Above her shook the sturry lights > She heard the turrents meet. Phis is, confessediy, the most complete work en Agrienl- There in her place she did rejoices. 4 Self-gathered im her prophet mind, But (ragments of her mig ty vulce Cawe rolling on the wind, ture ever published, and in order to give ita wider circulation the publishers have resulved to reduce the price to IVE DOLLARS FORTHE TWO VOLUMES! When sent by wail (post-paid) to California and Oregon Then stepped she down throagh town and field, the price will De i Il Pevyery otter part at the Union, and Po mingle with the human race, tu Canada (post-paid), $0. ge Tus Jook is Not the ola And port by part to me revealed rm » ; * . J . *Dovwk of Ue Farm. he fullness of her luce, Remittanees forany of the above publications sheuld a}- Grave mother of Majestic worke, From her isle-alter gazing down, Who, God-like, grasps the wipole forks, And King-like, wears tle cruwn. RP ’ ways be uderessed, post-paid, to the Publish is, LEONARD SCOTT & CQ. Nou. 54 Gold street, New York. Geo. T. Haszarp, Charlottetown. Arrival of New Goods! WINTER STOCK COMPLETE! Te tye A Sym TTS AT GHEAPSIDE HOUSE, Guecm Square. St Subseriber has received 157 packages of Merchandize by the Brig Prince A/fred from LONDON, by th. Barque [ler open eves desire the trath, The wisdom of a thousand years Isin them. May perpetual youth Keep dry their light from tears ; That her fair form muy stand and shine, Make bri ht our days and light our dreams, "Ty . Turning to scorn with lips divine ; The fa'schood of extremes ! Gazelle from LIVERPOOL, and by several vessels trom the : : ‘ UNISED STATES, e-mprising a GENERAL ASSORTMENT q r of GOODS suitable fur the season. No pains have been spared OS . ne i, re in obtaining articles of tie best description, and for this par- « Salat re gurus, { ee a pore he now wakes known that he has in addition to his usual Importation» of FANCY GOODS from LONDON and the Staple articles of Manchester, imported a well-selected Stock of | SCOTCH GOODS | from Glasgow, via Liverpool, which are more suitable to the climate than the English manufactures. At this Shop will be found almost all the articles in British and American Goods required by the Country, and purchasers will have this advantage which they may rely on, viz: that the articles are not only good but to be had at a lower rate than at any other place in the City, for Cash only. BENJ. DAVIES. DINNER. Somebody has remarked that there is the greatest difference inthe world between dining and getung your dinner. The world is a larg plaCe > suppose we test the saying at some re- presentative spot. What, for matance, is the central point of weasurement to us Kngiish people? How Jo we best express our positions anywhere on the globe? reckoned from Greenwich ? Does not that town, or some magic , spot on that parish,provide the trae unit of reckoning, and stand | for the startiag post of wanderings and voyages? Js it not the Nov. 18, 1861. 4i | Conventional boss or navel of the world? Thence the naviro- vats ae | for Counts his degrees. Thetice the chrowometer derives the 1 ‘‘tume.’’ There, also, we may consult the statute vard—inch EXTRAORDINARY SALE! eats. Bs ee ithe ideal dinner. [t is the centre of the culinary system. Phe STOCK at the | Whatever it may be in the “ world,’’ there is, at aienie British Dry Goods Store. \ive greatest difference between dining aud gerting your dinner. ob be Meld ot on _Lam not going to desertbe that meal at the Ship or ‘Trafalgar. ) Mr. Quartermaine would not thank me fora stale version of ENORM Us SACRIFICE. | the = of his elaborate and piquant experience, bi mu-t be The whole must be CLEARED OUT by JANUARY 1, 1862. | Judzed by other powers than the eye or the ear, explain, even to twnyself, the succer@an of dishes which lead the gratified but buoyant appetite up to the culonusting, cha- racteristic focus of a whitebait dinner? Can |--theagh | bud the skili of the subtiest analyst—define the combined operation lof wines? sauces, sod brown bread aud butter on the jaded or | virgin plore ? Npicures would sutie at my attemp!, hunger | would despise my fivesxe. LE will, therefore, let the deleate | subject alone, and ask vou merely to digest wuh me some of j the reflections which occur to philosophers like curseives, in fevnnection with a dinner at Greenwich. fu the first place | j remark that the prevatiog object of the town isto pat the satis- | facuen of even the humblest appetite nas pleasaut a hight as j possible. Do you wish to luxuciate on copper? Walk from the water-side to the park, and listen to (ae invitations which Sale commences TillS DAY. with the remaining portion of Spring Stock : BONNETS and HATS at half price, FANCY BAREGES, from 3d per yard. FLOUNCED BAREGES, 76 6d, former price 15s. POPLIN ROBES reduced from 45s to 30s A SPLENDID LUT OF RIBBONS, mach below cost. sw s . « ; . Kaney Xiuslins, | greet you al every door: at half price. } Tea, sir; pice tea and a summer- house, | private apartment—deautilal view} DAMASK FOR CURTAINS, from Is 2d per yard. Rich Double Width DAMASK, 4s 10, former price 6s 6d. Elegant Tournay Damasks, 3s 4dd—former price 48 9d. Tassels, Gimp end Fringes to Match. | pour into the ear. liea screwed up in a page of * London Journal,” and combine Tweeds, Doeskins and Broadcloths, it with “ hot water aud a cool garden, at twopence per head.” at proportionate prices. Beiween this anda dinner at the Ship what room for the ' lar?! erie) ; i oe } + | magivative palate to wander.—what variety of mealal Some Shawis and Hlantles | ncapabie of classification uader any Ue in use betweer break- at cost, | fast ond supper, olher screntificaily distinenve. Some men P pper, — > 1a 'fVA TT ‘ | dine flying ~** snatch a mouthful’ —we suppose, as the ravel- A L [ A C C A C O A { [ N G 5 » | ling post-office does a bag at a sina)! station,tull speed ; others, from Ggd per yard. | having no ocenpation, dawdle on slowiy, spreading the sensa- : l jon over as much tine and palate as they can. Dinners! Gloves, Hosiery, Laces, Small Waros, &e. &c. aesdieapdetitanadaiaaie-dementandien see nace at a great reduction. | ~—Sundays mcluded~and, when all gres right, gels twenty a Such an opportunity for purchases has never before) ninutes for the meal; but when all goes wrong barely ten. offered in Charlottetown. |Ten minutes for diauer ina period of fourteen hours !—the The Sale is om the Cash Principle. | hinge ts too weak —the pivot is too sinall for such machinery to GREAT GEORGE STREET. J. H. TURNER, Walk in, sir: j holds, the tea-things are ex4ibued tn the windows over head, | pach. | . : ‘ }—cunning placards ofer silent'y to the eye what the hostesses jineat and potatoes. Give a cabman ten minutes, elbow room, jand a leg of mutton, aud you wil bave a fresh ilustrauon of ‘the value of nme. October 7, 1861. tf FOR SALE. | ness of Engush din ers,as compared, for instance, wih French VERY sua LARD of LONDON, just arrived from England, by Brig. classes, —t' e enterlamments which wre given in certain society, where the grand set the oattern and the tnean hobble after u. WILLIAM HEARD. | Beyoud the stereotyped convemional *t dinner,’’ the soups, fish, / ~ Queen Square House, Nov. 13. Are not all distances | There, also, for a month or two, the gourmet finds | How can t! The mistresses of these establishments stand at their thres-_ | hanging like the signs of old London at right angles to your | On the hou-e fronts—like wore modern adverusemen's | ‘The fare is cheap: you may bring yourown | | revolve on, Ue gets down, though, no inconsiderable buik of | | Crittes in eating have remarked, disparaging!y, on the same- December 16, i861. consumed woder that tile le hy giand than w France. Toere jihe poor man’s meal is made toresemble the rich man’s in|} l some degree by » change, rf net variety of dishes, siyv a little | meagre soup, They are also related through the accompanying There ts a common ideal to ‘hem both Take any promiscuous hundred Mrenchmen, ond their notions of denver woald show much wore voifurmiy iban those of a hundred Kaghehmen, | was led into this train of thenght one dey Jast summer at A friend carried me down there to dine. Where | we dined—below, not tarny yards off —visible from the open | Window of our room, was a man “* getting bis dinner” in a eval j barge, His fingers showed vlick wpon the viemals he tore. | When he wiped bis mouth with bis sleeve he partially cleansed He drank out of ; & battered tin can which had beén standing in the sun. After {that he sighed deeply, and shouldered a sack of coals. Not jthat he sighed from sorrow, & was from satisfaction; a rude | Wasp ikea grace was offered to the lord of work, who had now jSutisiied his Appetite fur atime. fle shouldered a seck, My a) 7? Wie. { } } Greenwich, ) the lower part of tustace, He was very bot. some chairs for us, Now, methough!, what a variety of dinners there are between ours and the bargee’s, Dinner filed my mind—Greeawich pit hat inte iny mouln— so pray forgive aruminativechst. Dinners: jlet us see—these are bot and cold; they are alwags hot on rover steamers. | sappose there is necessarily something more | grateful to the palate im a fio jor. “The food as tasted with- joutan effort. On this account a bad hot dipper ss ab. minable, jand thus packet-dinners are wost offensive. The reeking beap jf greens and the large, buled, underdone Jeg of mutton, which are always promisent on these occasions, have a recking imenenty of flavenr such as no two other dishes ever combined, The cold dinner has a character whieh i does pot deserve : being socially despised, it ts often served withont care. Such, however, is the way of the world, The man who has j litle bat plain sease ta recommend him is made the worst of ; }heis used—nor welcomed, like cold boiled mutton, without pickles ur grace, while the ssppy joint gathers around 1 all the | care vf cookery and support of svuces. Help to the strong ; and as fur the weak, you may kick him securely—he bas got po friends Second-rite eookshops hive a wonderful power of developing greaginess ; every item shines, The very hungry, however, who go there geueraliy need greasy food—IJ mean physically : ltat makes fat and warath, 1 confess, though, thaton hearing a wise man the other day remark how Green'anders ate blubber 0 prodage ** carbon,’’ | could not heip -aying (to myself, af course foe he was a vreat medical authority) tiat they probably jate wbecause they could not get anything else. [ama grees | believer, vevertheless, in nature as gucde and caterer in eating. i She not enfy provides oil and fat for the mhadrant of the i Polar regions, but tukes away from him the ex:reme disvu-t we | should leviiat euch food. Ladeed, | believe that the palate ts jthe truest regulator of our diet) Wheat we lke beat sgrees | with us best—tn moderation —there is the rub. Dainty dishes l are RaMmetines #Dosed, because they tempt us to ent fon much. | Their daiutiness is not their defect. The same bulk of naety | food would disayree with ve mock more then the same bulk of | mice food. Some people, indeed, profess that they don’t care jWhotthey eat, Vahey are generalry oustaken y but if not, all \fcan say is, they ought to be ashamed of themselves, To }ati-ct superiority to one of the senses God has given ue is i questionabie, bu soto change oneselfas to be really insenaihle los annatiral, Don’t care what they eat! Take an extreme tase. ‘There must be something wrong about aman who would mnneh with oaiform mdifference a pine-apple or a carrot. | Those, however, who profess not to care for delicacies, when tt cummes ta tae proof ane ofven found to mean thet they don’t care | for what other people esteem delicacies, having themselves a | prrty nhar appeiite tor and en] ‘yinent im tasting some valyar /Hish—such as sheep's heed and In fact, their boast trotters, generally eods in establishing only the coarsenese of their own | hraste. Tt would be corons—yes, msituctive—to inguire tow | iar epenres beip tordneate and civ! ze a‘people. Maw has , Qeen defined as a cooking animal. Dehecate eating secompames O ber refinements, bul how far is ys cookery tne measure of I leave my readers to pursue these thoughts, ope apparent good result from damty and ex- a nation’s worth ? aohcny myself peusive f+ @umge. poce isa reward of skilful scien ifie gardening. Did no one reully care for very early peas, or what not, probably few or} }nane would be grown. tlorticulture, as a science, would went iis s'rongest support if there were no dun-vivants Think how i much Shim us is piven to gardening as Well as to cookery by wn elaborate and expeasive meal, A dioner at so many guineas A-head represents genuime talent and work in professions, Though (tinay imply some sensuality in the guests. In forming la fair judsiment on the matter we must consider those who pro- }duce, quite as much as those who consume. If, as Sydney | Simth save, the object of al! government is roast mutton. what the newspapers Cali ** recherche entertainments”? may be closely jaiied with political power, and the Ministerial Fish-cianer ‘measure the strenyth of the cabinet. There is, po doubt, a wasve of supporting power in the cookery of many poor people, I do not refer merely to the ma- | terilal—the meat which is burnt or the gravy which is spilt—but to the small solace and comfurt got in proportion to the balk of food which 13 prepared at last. It is not so nice, and therefore | Not so nutritious, as it might be. Soyer was one of the greatest }of phianthropists ; but even bis shilling book 1s too elaborate | for very uneducated peop’e. The thousands which have been sold must have cheered many a home; we want, kowever, something simpler—best of al! more practical elementary teach- ing about cookery in connection with national schools. If in- spectors required less physical geography and had an examina- tion in (say) boiling potatoes, it would be a step in the right direction. { would have the girls bring up their exercises in clean wooden bowls, such Cooking means as they had at home, there mgnt be prizes for puddings and other portions, cheap though not nasty. Indeed, without some practical knowledge of the art, books on cookery are almost useless, just as the juiciest description of ® dinner is thrown away on those unnatural peopie who do not care what they eat. As an ijlustration of the influenee of cookery, [ will mention an anecdote which you may have stumbled on yourself. A vreni eater, famed more for capacity than discernment, bet that he would Consume ia ten mimutes any two shillings’ worth of wholesome human food, however combined. His adversary took four pois of threepeuny ale, and emptied them into a very large pie-dirh, then he souked in it twelve peuny rolls, and, presenting the result to the eater, with a spoon, bade hire begin. He did Bo, but could not finish the mess within the wagered limit, OF course there is.mnuch more to be said about dinner, Under what forins does dinner appear? The greedy debaucn—the prolonged civic feasi—the sudden, but complete meal, quite French, that which is provided, say at Macon, for travellers berween Paris and Geneva, or Marseilles, where you find the cork of your bottle of wine ready drawa, and see the last plate or two of soup poured out as the train “ arrests itself’? and the ' guard suys * Macon,” © vingt minutes.” | ‘Then there is the lunch-dinner,—a delusive compound. The monoionous Chop. over whieh the aaunaginative bachelor grine, day afier dey. The heavy tea—alsoa metake. The felon’s dinner rations sullen banger, aud @ scraped pannikan, Some persons object io the spell of cooking. That depends. Who does not recollect Dickens’ deserigtion of the ste w-pot at the Jolly Sandboys,in “* The Qid Curiosuy Shop?” How when the cunning fandlord took off the lid, aud the savour of the i stop,—altogether disinissitig whet feeble thaught he lied abou! pushing on another mile or two that night. Ags for the smell of )dinner, L say that depends. One man rings the bell violently, jand is fierce about the kitchen door; another sniffs and 1s i silent. Winch is best? A good appetite, and w bad dinner; or bad appetite, and # good dinner ? Don’t answer withont thinking. There are good sauces be- sides hanger. A bad dinner is not only unpleasant, but un- wholesome. Conceive great appetiies and bad dinners untver- ‘sal, ‘The blacks tw Australia will eat eight or ten pounds ot strong kangaroo at one go. There is inuch to be said in favoer /of less hunger and better food Well! | suppose there is a inediun ip the matier,—as the heareay philosopher aflirmea. Atany rate, please don’t pretend a econteipt for cookery. There is nothing in the avorld, my good frend, whieh you 2ould iso 1 afford to lose ; aud to die of scurvy ! | Charny dinners are, though not exclusively, yet eminently | Engush. ‘There is first, the fact of dinner oa which to build, around the floating philanthrophy gathers,under which it deve- \lopes itself. The feeder of the hungry must first be fed himself. | rior PLANO, made by COLLARD & COL-) Thetr strictures, however, apply only to the feeding of certain There vs, L say, Srst the realisation of the charity in company with the word ** dinner,”’ then the actaal tuflaeuce of the food ; | riead suggesied cigare on the balcony, and the waiter set out Every fruit and vegetable gold at a large} The children should be allowed only | In the upper classes | mess filled the room, not a traveller but made up his mind to, You don’t care what you eat! You de-| serve to have every spi, repye, and pot pass out of creation, | New Series,---No. 49. cone, though | uyht say much more. The subject is endless ; ‘very ave is more or less 4 competent eritic. { have been tod bold 10 write on such a theme. | Courteous reader, in rising from the table, let me express a | hope that you see a very great difference between ‘* dining’? and “ geiting your dinuer.”’ May you never.sit down to out withott an appetiie,—may you never banger without being able lio dine, llow tae Gour came.—* That pain which you do feel in the joint of your great toe,” quoth Monsieur Gout, “ has, you flatter yourself, become rather less since 8 o'clock, when you took your last dose of colehicum. Quite a mistake, my dear son! The member is, if anything, more swollen and inflamed than before. Observe now—I shall take the liberty of inserting this little awl, just by the way of probe, Abat it makes you wince! A very good sign that, however, sineo t provee that there is no ground for apprehending immediate mortification, Now, do you know why it is that Jour toe is 80 singularly sensitive? J’H tell you. You remember, three years ago, ordering a batch of Burgundy! Previous to that time you bad been in very geod health, for you had plenty of occupation aud little leisure ‘or gluttony or wine-bibbing ; Your means were jimited, and Curing the holydays you took a sufliciency of pedestrian exercise. Really in those days £ wever expected to have the pleasure of making your acquain- tance. leconsidered you just the kind of fellow likely 10 be- come an ornament of the Alpine Club. But your estimable uncle, old Jones, the stockbroker—bless you, k knew him very well indeed! many a time have I chatted to him when he was roaring Jike an aggravated bu}lock—your old unele Jones, L say, died and left you his money—you are not go- lng to sleep, are you? Well, I call that rather ushandsome treatment, considering that I bave taken the pains to come here and bear you company. A Sight touch of the pincers tay, however—aha ! all’s right again; you are as lively as, a snapping turtle! “ Whereatouts was I? Oh, Iremember. Old Jones left you his money, and you determined to take your ease. No one can blame you for that. What's the use of fagging to make more when you are in possession of a cool £4,000 ae year, aud may indulge ina shooting-box and hunters? But You could uever make up a respectable bag on the moors, and op horseback you were anything but a Duerow. Yeu pre- ferred living in town, took chambers in the Albany, yave nice little recherche dinners, and laid in that stock of Bur- \gundy to which I have already alluded. It was of » fine | Vintage, strong and heady, aud made the blood circulate in. jthe veins like lizhtming. To it I attribute the honour of our ‘first introduction, though port and elaret, pot to mention Savdry kiud of delicious entremets, did undoubiedly eontri- bute to lesson the distance betweea us. Then you took to ,'a'e hours, hot rooms, and ecerte, almost justly included in the catalogue of fashionab!e pieasures; and our acquaintanee, a first only slightly, bas cow. ripened into permanent friend- ship. Bat I really must not allow my fecli.gs to divert me | trom the scientific purpose for which L bave visited you to- bight. Don't be afraid! I shall Jay aside aw! and pineers, )aud vary the experiment by injeeting a few drops of molten | lead between the flesh and the bone. Ha! what an enviable yell! Your luogs, I can assure you, are ina perfeet healthy (Sete, and may last you for the next twenty years if you don’t foree me to get into your stomach. By the way, what |2 silly proverb that is against pushing things to anextremity. it is with the exiremities that I always make a point of deal- ing in the first instance, and [ take it that very few people would wish me to depart fromthe practice. What is it that you say? You wish that f would go to the devil. Pardon _we for hinting ia reply that you are both rude and unreason- ‘able. I am here, as vou well know, in consequence of your 'ndiseretions,”— Blackwood. } } ———--20@-———... How rMiNeNtLy euccessrcL MEN MARRIED BARLY.—A long roll of poets, lawyers, statesmen, divines, and men of science could be given, all of whom married before they were thirty,, Two laureates, Southey and Cibber, married very young indeed. Frapeis Beaumont married at 27, aud the immortal bard linked his fortunes with Anne Hatheway’s before he was 18. Family cares did not obscure the poetic geaius of either Coleridze or Campbell. Jeremy Taylor rose to ciinenee despite an early marriage ; and, the same object, notwithstanding, sueh men as Oliver Cromwell, Napoleon, asd George Washington, could dare the stupendous ventures by which they moulded the world’s destinies. Fenimore Cooper's industry was not impared by a marriage at 22 ; and , dames Watt had energy and boldness left, alter an early union, to couceiveand carry almost to perfection that triumph of mind over matier, Ofgreat lawyers, men whose opinions passed with the weight of statutes, there are comparatively lew who did not marry eurly. Kldoa, Erskine, Abinger, each had his wife before his beard could have been well grown, and yet the world has known few more learned juris- cousults, Lord St. Leonards and the Bishops of Oxiord, Canterbury, Leicester, and Exeter, have, among others, been able to rise to great preferment, notwithstanding their early participation in nuptial happiness, —— nh oe eo Snanps ano I'Lavs.—The philosophical teacher in Candide Taid it dowa as an undeniable proposition that nothing that \existed among muvkiud was without its peculiar use, nor without the adjunct best caleulaied to display its capabilities, Legs, said Dr. Pangloss, were clearly made to wear breeches ; (so there are breeches, The nose was given a bridge to sup- _port spectacles ; accardingly we have spectacles, Natural philosophers have, in like manver, declared that no animal ‘has been eveated that has not some smaller animal also made to be its prey and support. Pheasants eat worms, and man eats pheasants; so also sharpers are made to live upon flats, and flais are born for the especial purpose of feeding and | maintaming sharpers, As there are many races of sharpers, so also are there several distinet epecies of flats. Here is the ‘ame horse dealer, there is also the country gentleman who leaves his check a8 a deposit while he is trying the lame horse and returns to the stable to find the seller flown and the check presented, There is the skittle sharp; born for his support there is the countryman, who has eome to see the sights of Londen, and who is lucky enough to meet with » trend who is acquainted with them all, aod whose only fai- _lure consists 1 finding that what used to be a rifle-ground is snow a skittle alley, Thirdly, there is the fortune-hunti _sharp—this last being usually a foreign noble—aod for his “support are reared certain ladies of a certain age, with strong | appetites for husbands and a comfortable sum in the Three jpee Cents. One of the last-named fitly-matched pairs have this week bad their tale of true love broaght before the pub- i ‘brough the somewhat uosentimental medium of the old ailey. ; } no oe oe | A Contovs Lame.—This gull possesses a singular amon jof oil, and has the power of aaa it from the sae om terrified. It is said that this oil, which is very pure, is col. lected largely in St. Kilda by eatching the bird on its egg where it sits very closely, and making it disgorge the oil into a vessel. The bird is then released, and another taken. ‘The inhabitants of the baroe [slands.make a curious use of this bird when young ard very fat, by simply drawing a wick ‘through the body, and lighting it at the end which projects ‘through the beak. This unique lamp,wil! burn for @ cousi. eng" period.— Routledge's Natural History, ——_-—9 000. | Crrvotine,—The large tab hoop made its appearance ji the reign of Queeo Anne, The ot was its pain in summer, by admitting free cireulation of air, Grainger “says :—"* [t was no more a petticoat than Di ” tub was his breeches.” Swift says, in one of his letters to a friend in Lreland :—*Have you got the whalebone petticoat amongst you yet? I hate them; a woman way bere conceal a mo- cerate gallant under them,” Heory LV. of France, it is ‘well known, was saved from assassination by hiding himself upon the donor. The cld Madeira—the mellow speech of the ) under his (Queen's (Margaret of Valois) hoop. “ Everythiag, honourable chairman—(ie donation—the—well, I seppose | | however preposterous,” remarks Mr, James Bruce, “may be flash, fowl, &c., there is perlaps a greater variety of meals j bad better be honest—the curtain Jecture—, ut I must have | made useful,” ene oe CL BET OT TD on inten tre, ae: 8 cme Ee 4 ms ete Moses é eae ee a a as MORE was ee ee yey: iors Liens sere Pee