Scott
      MacDonald:
      Contributor
     
     
      (sports
      and
      arts)
      (Year
      1)
     
     
      Look,
      up
      in
      the
      sky--!
      This
      tall
     
     
      drink
      o’
      water
      is
      an
      English
     
     
      student,
      reformed
      comic
      book
     
     
      reader,
      and
      sports
      enthusiast,
     
     
      with
      a
      particular
      penchant
      for
     
     
      basketball
      (his
      favourite
     
     
      writing
      subject)--
      in
      fact,
      he’s
     
     
      often
      mistaken
      for
      a
      member
      of
     
     
      the
      basketball
      teams
      he
      loves
      to
     
     
      cover.
      He
      doesn’t
      discourage
     
     
      this,
      though
      he
      does
      deny
     
     
      rumours
      confusing
      him
      with
     
     
      Daily
      Bugle
      reporter
      Peter
     
     
      Parker.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Sean
      McQuaid:
      Editor-in-Chief,
     
     
      Comics
      Editor
      (Year
      4)
     
    

    
     
      An
      inveterate
      hummer,
      whistler,
      tapper
     
     
      and
      all-around
      fidgeter,
      his
      connection
     
     
      with
      this
      reality
      is
      minimal
      at
      best,
     
     
      lending
      credence
      to
      his
      claim
      of
      being
     
     
      misplaced
      in
      the
      space-time
      continuum;
     
     
      he
      seeks
      solace
      in
      our
      world
      through
     
     
      writing,
      reading,
      music,
      drawing,
     
     
      cartooning,
      and
      a
      peculiar
      passion
      for
     
     
      comic
      books.
      An
      unusually
      polite,
     
     
      genteel
      creature
      and
      a
      fan
      of
      Star
      Trek
     
     
      in
      all
      its
      forms,
      he
      is
      linked
      to
      the
      cult
      of
     
     
      the
      singing
      frog
      (though
      an
      ardent
     
     
      Catholic).
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Carol
      Schneider:
      C
      Contributor,
     
     
      Women's
      Editor
      (Year
      2)
     
     
      Bright,
      bubbly,
      and
      bouncy
      (a
      regular
     
     
      emotional
      jet
      ball),
      this
      staffer
      has
      been
     
     
      described
      (to
      her
      violent
      chagrin)
      as
      the
     
     
      office’s
      ‘ray
      of
      sunshine,
      "’
      despite
      her
     
     
      claims
      to
      being
      ‘‘mean,
      cruel,
      and
      not
     
     
      nice.’*
      An
      ardent
      advocate
      of
      women’s
     
     
      issues,
      she
      worships
      unicorns,
      Roxette.
     
     
      and
      Darcel
      C.
      Kirvan
      (who?).
      This
     
     
      aspiring
      editor
      and
      journalist-to-be
      is
      a
     
     
      Jan
      of
      the
      new
      Star
      Trek
      shows,
      but
     
     
      thinks
      that
      William
      Shatner
      should
      be
     
     
      dragged
      into
      the
      street
      and
      shot.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Kathryn
      Brown:
      Contributor
     
     
      (Year
      1)
     
     
      A
      rookie
      Xpresser
      who’s
     
     
      already
      begun
      to
      work
      her
      way
     
     
      up,
      doing
      entertainment
      pieces
     
     
      and
      collaborating
      on
      campus
     
     
      comment
      with
      her
      namesake
     
     
      (though
      it
      took
      them
      days
      to
     
     
      Jind
      each
      other,
      let
      alone
     
     
      develop
      a
      professional
     
     
      rapport).
      One
      of
      those
     
     
      overachiever
      types,
      she’s
      into
     
     
      sports
      and
      who-knows-what-
     
    
   
   
    
     
      reviewer
      (Year
      2)
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Stan
      Livingstone:
      Columnist,
      arts
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Fresh
      from
      that
      Dickensian
      youth
     
     
      Jactory
      known
      as
      Montague
      Regional
     
     
      High
      School,
      this
      impish
      generational
     
     
      pontificator
      is
      known
      for
      his
      rambling
     
     
      (vet
      witty)
      social
      treatises,
      and
      for
     
     
      never
      submitting
      said
      treatises
      on
      time
     
     
      (in
      strict
      adherence
      to
      the
      Cult
      of
      the
     
     
      Slacker).
      Frequently
      mistaken
      for
      a
     
     
      Jair-haired
      Casey
      (of
      ‘‘and
      Finnigan’’
     
     
      fame),
      he
      wants
      to
      live
      in
      Cedar’s
     
     
      Eatery.
      His
      thoughts
      on
      Star
      Trek,
      if
     
    
   
   
    
     
      TEER
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Kirby
      Ferguson:
      Production,
      Music
     
     
      Editor
      (Year
      3)
     
    

    
     
      Self-styled
      arbiter
      of
      the
      musical
     
     
      aesthetic,
      his
      interests
      include
      literature,
     
     
      basketball,
      and
      anywhere
      other
      than
     
     
      P.E.I.,
      as
      well
      as
      the
      fine
      art
      of
     
     
      minimalist
      conversation.
      Good
      with
      his
     
     
      hands,
      of
      an
      artistic
      bent,
      and
      endures
     
     
      recurring
      commentary
      of
      late
      regarding
     
     
      his
      hair
      or
      lack
      thereof,
      particularly
     
     
      ironic
      in
      light
      of
      his
      father’s
      career
      asa
     
     
      barber.
      Blessed
      with
      the
      middle
      name
     
     
      of
      Merrill,
      this
      closet
      smoker
      is
      also
      a
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Trent
      Drake:
      Columnist
      (Year
      2
     
    

    
     
      Vaguely
      rem
      iniscent
      of
      Scooby
      Doo’s
     
     
      animated
      sidekick
      ‘
      ‘Shaggy’
      in
     
     
      9ppearance,
      this
      hirsute
      X-Presser
      is
     
     
      one
      of
      our
      more
      outspoken,
      theatrical
     
     
      Staffers
      with
      a
      wild
      and
      crazy
     
     
      imagination
      and
      the
      tongue
      and
     
     
      Sypewriter
      with
      which
      to
      process
      it.
      4
     
     
      connoisseur
      of
      good
      bad
      cinema
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Rebecca
      Moore:
      Staff
      Newswritey
     
     
      (Year
      1)
     
    

    
     
      British
      but
      without
      the
      neato
      accer
     
     
      this
      tenacious
      newshound
      Joined
      o
     
     
      Slaffafter
      a
      term
      as
      the
     
     
      entertainment
      editor
      of
      a
      mainlane
     
     
      university
      newspaper
      known
      as
      “‘]
     
     
      Picaro.’’
      Her
      hobbies
      include
     
     
      theatre,
      E-mail
      accumulation,
      and
     
     
      Greg.
      Another
      aspiring
      editor.
      she
     
    
   
   
    
     
      (oxymorons,
      anyone?)
      anda
      student
      0
      of
      hopes
      to
      go
      on
      in
      Journalism
      after
     
     
      comic
      books
      and
      animation,
      he
      lon
      28
      to
      Serving
      her
      sentence
      at
      UPEI,
      She
     
    
   
   
    
     
      be
      either
      a
      comic
      book
      penciller
      or
      a
     
    
   
   
    
     
      werewolf,
      Yet
      another
      Star
      Trek
      fan.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      likes
      Star
      Trek,
      but
      strictly
      Next
      Ge
     
    
   
   
    
     
      else,
      but
      still
      manages
      to
     
     
      Jaithfully
      attend
      meetings.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Grace
      Kimpinski:
      Production
      Assistant,
     
     
      writer
      (Year
      I)
     
    

    
     
      A
      mere
      frosh,
      this
      overwhelmingly
      eager
     
     
      young
      lass
      burst
      into
      the
      Xpress
      office
      full
      of
     
     
      ideas
      and
      enthusiasm,
      winning
      both
      our
     
     
      hearts
      and
      a
      coveted
      position
      as
      Kirby's
     
     
      vassal,
      Outspoken
      and
      opinionated
      (and
     
     
      sometimes
      exhibiting
      the
      colourful
     
     
      vocabulary
      of
      a
      sailor),
      she
      has
      become
      an
     
     
      office
      fixture
      though
      she
      is
      relatively
     
     
      indifferent
      to
      Star
      Trek.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Bruce
      Davison:
      Columnist,
     
     
      contributor
      (Year
      1)
     
     
      The
      Little
      Guy
      That
      Could--
      that’s
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Dana
      Dennis:
      Circulation
     
    
   
   
    
     
      any,
      are
      unrecorded.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Aldera
      Chisholm:
      Ad
      Manager,
     
     
      Contributor
      (Year
      LD
     
     
      One
      of
      many
      petite
      X-Pressers,
      this
     
     
      perky
      brunette
      is
      a
      Sriendly
      and
     
     
      talkative
      soul
      (one
      of
      those
      people
     
     
      Persons)
      as
      well
      as
      an
      artistic
      lass
     
     
      with
      ties
      to
      comic
      books
      and
      the
     
     
      Muppets,
      though
      for
      the
      moment
      she’s
     
     
      Sold
      her
      soul
      to
      Home
      Economics--
     
     
      Perhaps
      due
      in
      part
      to
      her
      deep
      and
     
     
      abiding
      love
      for
      ‘food,
      glorious
     
     
      Sood’
      (unprovoked
      quotation
      from
      the
     
     
      musical
      Oliver!).
      A
      Jan
      of
      the
      military
     
     
      (and
      one
      or
      two
      military
      men),
      she’s
     
     
      not
      on
      the
      record
      as
      a
      major
      Star
      Trek
     
     
      Jan--
      but
      she
      does
      admit
      to
      loving
      men
     
     
      in
      uniform.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Star
      Trek
      fan
      (Next
      Gen).
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Manag
      er,
      Ci
      Oontributor
     
    
   
   
    
     
      how
      one
      might
      describe
      this
      dedicated
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Jennifer
      Caseley:
      Columnist,
     
     
      Contributor
      (Year
      1)
     
     
      If
      she's
      married
      to
      Home
      Ec,
      she’s
     
     
      having
      an
      affair
      with
      the
      X-Press,
     
     
      She
      cooks,
      she
      sews,
      she
      makes
      |
     
     
      wunnerful
      costumes,
      but
      she
      also
     
     
      writes
      articles
      on
      deep
      issues
     
     
      ranging
      from
      cafeteria
      quality
      to
     
     
      the
      institutional
      hatred
      of
      children
     
     
      (which
      she
      advocates),
      though
      she
     
     
      is
      perhaps
      best
      known
      for
      her
     
     
      entertainment
      reviews
      and
      food
     
     
      critiques.
      Her
      Star
      Trek
      stance
      is
     
     
      unrecorded,
      but
      she
      is
      a
      fan
      of
      and
     
     
      Participant
      in
      amateur
      theatre,
      and
     
     
      has
      been
      romantically
      linked
      to
     
     
      talented
      but
      embittered
      local
      actor
     
     
      Kier
      Malone
      (of
      Horatio
      and
     
    

    
     
      ister
      Pickwick
      fame).
     
    
   
   
    
     
          
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Contributor
      (Year
      1)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Shannon
      Younker:
      Columnist,
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Pat
      MacDonald:
      Feature
      writer
      (Year
      1)
     
     
      The
      “Invisible
      X-Presser’’,
      she
      does
     
     
      intelligent,
      in-depth
      features
      Sor
      us
      on
      an
     
     
      irregular
      basis
      and
      Spends
      little
      actual
      time
     
     
      in
      the
      office,
      which
      might
      explain
      her
     
     
      horrifyingly
      Rockwellian
      normalcy.
      She’s
     
     
      Just
      a
      quiet,
      studious,
      relj
      ious,
      responsi
     
     
      Sriendly
      kinda
      gal,
      and
      ie
      ’s
      even
      a
      nts
     
     
      math--
      but
      we
      like
      her
      an
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Kathy
      Giesbrecht:
      Photographer
     
     
      faa
      i
      ional,
     
     
      Deceptively
      quiet
      and
      profess
      .
      is
     
     
      this
      hard-partying
      wild
      thing
      likes
     
     
      have
      a
      good
      time
      with
      her
      Sriends,
     
     
      Chris
      and
      her
      fish
      (when
      she’s
      not
     
     
      trying
      to
      keep
      the
      fish
      from
      eating
     
     
      each
      other,
      anyway).
      Pak:
     
     
      ishing,
      overworke
     
     
      aims
      in
      the
      yearbook
      aro
     
     
      before
      we
      took
      her
      —
      oes
     
     
      her
      to
      work
      her
     
     
      :
      ene
      X-Presser,
      though
      both
      she
     
     
      and
      her
      work
      are
      more
      often
      seen
     
     
      than
      heard.
      No
      known
      Trek
     
     
      affiliation.
     
     
      Todd
      Petrie:
      Typesetter,
      Sports
      E;
     
     
      (Year
      2)
     
     
      Nice,
      quiet,
      Sriendly,
      and
      refreshin
     
     
      low-key,
      we
      have
      no
      idea
      how
      hes
     
     
      “p
      with
      us--
      but
      this
      stoic
      typist,
     
     
      honourary
      P.E.I.
      Senator
      and
      all-
     
     
      around
      swell
      guy
      is
      a
      big
      sports
      m
     
     
      4
      seemingly
      limitless
      wellspring
      oj
     
     
      patience,
      He’s
      a
      passionate
      Star
      '
     
     
      fan
      although,
      lacking
      cable,
      he
      is
     
     
      oe
      to
      worship
      of
      the
      origin
     
     
      Series,
     
    
   
   
    
     
      He
      can
      distribute
      Papers
      ina
     
    

    
     
      single
      bound,
      but
      even
      more
     
     
      amazingly,
      HE
      C4N
      WRITE!
     
     
      He
      doesn't
      Just
      sling
      X-Presses
     
     
      he
      contributes
      to
      ‘em
      Jaithfully
     
     
      on
      such
      diverse
      topic:
     
     
      entertainment
      and
      Sootball
     
     
      Tragically,
      he
      Plans
      to
      leave
      ys
     
    

    
     
      Sor
      the
      wilds
      of
      Mexico,
     
    
   
   
    
     
      gs
      Yvonne
      M.
      ,
      Bex
      ctacled
      brunette
      biology
      buff,
     
     
      ae
      eae
      ee
      beloved
      office
      ths
      tron."
      dndeoe
      MecPharace:
      8;
      Lieto
     
     
      student
      te
      ge
      ae
      ee
      A
      batile-scarred
      veteran
      of
      the
      staffer
      is
      brought
      to
      you
      by
      the
      (Year
      2)
      aid
     
     
      CAN
      seeure,
      he's
      done
      t
      a
      Debating
      Society,
      this
      dedicate
      ‘etter
      ‘‘B,”’
      and
      is
      also
      among
      the
      Our
      favourite
      student
      politician,
      a
     
     
      sala
      i
      i
      ide:
      a
      cas
      XPress
      Contributor
      is
      stran
      -
      vertically
      challenged
      members
      of
      humble
      engineer
      dazzled
      by
      the
      luri
     
     
      empl
      oe
      seb
      “real
      ‘Thiet
      in
      the
      office
      though
      ty
      our
      staff:
      Smart,
      direct,
      and
      no-
      __
      presidential
      power
      and
      seduced
      fro
     
     
      Sas
      oan
      neat
      tenes
      ’s
      confines,
      but"
      '88€r
      laugh
      is
      among
      the
      me,
      ae
      nonsense,
      she's
      a
      solid
      news
      gal
      _
      his
      humble
      beginnings
      as
      an
      ad
     
     
      pee
      1
      be
      fi
      y
      Sab
      deiben
      and
      i
      this
      side
      of
      the
      Joker.
      Though
      .
      and
      a
      pretty
      prolific
      writer.
      She
      is
      salesman
      to
      follow
      the
      a
      call
      of
     
     
      “4
      7,
      é
      :
      loyal
      i
      ’
      tudent
      politics,
      going
      for
      the
      gusto
     
     
      ;
      i
      ;
      Participant
      in
      o
      ;
      barely
      tolerant
      of
      Star
      Trek’s
      student
      po
      ,
      :
     
     
      diplomatic,
      he's
      been
      at
      UPEI
      longer
      ahede
      ur
      meetings,
      lection,
      following
      lemmit
     
     
      5
      Preparing
      to
      leay,
      existence,
      but
      is
      being
      slowly
      this
      very
      election,
     
     
      than
      just
      about
      anybody,
      and
      has
      a
      dilée
      eus
      this
      Adele.
      the
      late
     
     
      ether
      for
      the
      indoctrinated
      by
      her
      boyfriend,
      a
      __in
      the
      paths
      of
      ot
      i
     
     
      devotion
      to
      and
      knowledge
      of
      Star
      |
      rehurning
      to
      oh
      summer,
      =
      -
      y
      th
      hoevesiad
      Poemanetie
      Cons
      na
     
     
      k
      that
      borders
      on
      the
      fanatical,
      in
      e
      wilds
      of
      Nova
      iehard
      Trekker
      if
      ever
      there
      was
      ervat
     
     
      Trek
      that
      borders
      "Scotia
      (es,
      a
      mainiange,
      ;
      one
      C’mon,
      you
      should
      know
      this
      one.
      .
     
     
      an
      endearingly
      cultish
      sorta
      way.
      ,
      inder
      in
      our
      ,
     
    
   
   
    
     
      midst).
     
    
   
   
    
     
      a
      Star
      Trek
      fan
      (Next
      Gen).