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     VOL. 2 NO.1 
     
    
   
   
    
     ARCHNES 
     
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     MARCH 17.1973 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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     B.I.P.staffers:Norbert Moran,Jim O'MacAdam and Bob Gray(pictured above in front of the former home of the Baffin 
     
     Island Icicle Archives)described the Skyjack ordeal as the most humiliating experience of their lives. 
     
    
   
   
    
     TORTURE 
     
    
   
   
    
      BAFFIN ISLA 
     
    
   
   
    
     ~Armed with altered 
     
     walrus meat_carVers,two 
     
     obviously drugged English 
     
     fruit peddlers highjacked_ 
     
     EPA flight 456 from N.Y.C. 
     
     to‘Foxlevaiver.The_craft 
     
     with three B.I.P. members 
     
     on Board,was forced to fly 
     
     to Baffin Island in what , 
     
     appears to be a political 
     
     move.Former Cadre editor 
     
     Carol Paterson,described 
     
     the.inc1dent as a daring 
     
     _but necessary move; 
     
    

    
     Upon discovering that 
     
     three members of a college 
     
     news media were passen— 
     
     gers,the fruit men held 
     
     them as hostages.Bound and 
     
     confined t5 a snowbank,the 
     
     three were forced to res- 
     
     ‘Pond to terrifying commands 
     
    

    
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     ‘hCo—Editor,Norbert Moran, 
     
     was forced,against'his 
     
     professional code,to draw 
     
     graffitti on‘his forehead 
     
     with laundry ink,while his 
     
     two asSociates Bob Gray, 
     
     and Jim MacAdam looked on 
     
     in horror.Dastard1y deeds 
     
     seemed to hold all that is 
     
    
   
   
    
     cgood in its fateful\claws. 
     
    
   
   
    
     All three were forced\to 
     
     smoke menthol dope with- 
     
     out a filter until their 
     
     values were nil and wefe 
     
     then barraged with a sho-K 
     
     wer of rotten fruit hidden 
     
     in the daring duo’s dirty. 
     
     denims. 
     
    
   
   
    
     If the paper now has 
     
     a form of incoherence and 
     
     'insanity let it not be 
     
     held responsible,because 
     
    
   
   
    
     while forces of evil con- 
     
     tinue to evade the good 
     
     of "Captain canada ", 
     
     such indidents will in— 
     
     crease. 
     
    

    
     Safe at home the 
     
     three reporters are rec— 
     
     overing in plastic oxygen 
     
     tents set up in the Dean 
     
     of Fun and Women's apart- 
     
     ment,first floor Marian 
     
     flall,and hope to return 
     
     to work some time this 
     
    
   
   
    
     week. 
     
    
   
   
    
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     The peddlers,after re- 
     
    
   
   
    
     V fusing to return to the 
     
    
   
   
    
     slave state England, are 
     
    
   
   
    
     ' now selling frozen fruit 
     
    
   
   
    
     ON 
     
    
   
   
    
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     in exchange for iceboxes 
     
     and ice cream,with the 
     
     hopes of highjacking a 
     
     Baffin Island freighter to 
     
     Fiji. 
     
    

    
     As a note of interest, 
     
     upon takeoff Flight 456 
     
     melted the Northwest Arm 
     
     of the island,thus destr- 
     
     oying the Baffin Island 
     
     Icicle Archives;leaving 
     
     the island culturally 
     
     deprived.