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     Enterprise! 
     
    
   
   
    
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     of freedom this and freedom that the drooling leftist 
     
     shatters, \ — 
     
    

    
     But freedom for Free EnterpriSe is all that really 
     
    

    
     matters; ' 
     
     This freedom was ordained by God; upon it rest all 
     
    

    
     others, _ _ 
     
    

    
     For man's divinest impulse is to over—reach his bro— 
     
     thers; ' 
     
    
   
   
    
     And so to this celestial urge we make‘bur offering v0r 
     
     tive; ' ' 
     
    
   
   
    
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     Charts of Barkers , Brdcezs , Executives and Advertising Men 
     
     ’ Then hail We now Free Enterprise, 
     
     Extol and give it praise! 
     
     In it the world's salvation lies, 
     
     Withodt’it‘evéiy“freedbfifdiés; 
     
     0 glorious Free Enterprise — - 
     
     The enterprise that pays! 
     
    
   
   
    
     Iolo: me Presi dent of the Canadian Barkers’ Pssoci ation 
     
     We face today a dreadful threat from fools who would. 
     
     destroy us; 
     
     0f something called "Security" they prate in accents 
     
     joyous. ’ 
     
     Security? Its cost alone would drive us to perdition; 
     
     Besides, it kills initiative and suffocates ambition. 
     
     Security breaks down‘the will, the urge that keeps men 
     
     free, It stifles effort, starves the soul— except in 
     
     men like me. 
     
     Cloris .- 
     
     Then hail we now Free Enterprise, 
     
     Extol and give it praise!’ 
     
     ‘While Marsh and Beveridge theorize, 
     
     Their deadly, bolshevistic lies 
     
     Are poisoning Free Enterprise—— 
     
     ~ ‘The enterprise that pays. 
     
    
   
   
    
     $010: The President of the Canadian mambr of Commerce 
     
     At periods when Free Enterprise may not provide 
     
     employment I i . 
     
     we dread the thought_of hungry men— it lessens our 
     
     enjoyment; ‘ V 
     
     The government must then step in, with this 
     
     consideration: 
     
     That any public works proposed do not increase 
     
     taxation. ’ ; 
     
     Depressions, after all, my friends, much as we many 
     
     deplore them, 
     
     Are acts of God; who ever heard of blaming business 
     
     for them? ' 
     
    
   
   
    
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     Then hail we now Free Enterprise, 
     
     Extol and give it praise; 
     
     ’ Of course, when profits shrink in size, 
     
     To lay men off is only wise; a 
     
     We dearly love Free Enterprise e— , 
     
    
   
   
    
     Bht only when it pays; 
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
    
   
   
    
     »"co-vor‘s._-t-h’o_: Island Like thgo- Tourists' 
     
    
   
   
    
     Behind all human greatness lies the noble Profit Motive. 
     
    
   
   
    
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     Conspirators On every side Free Enterprise have 
     
     slandered, Forgetting that it's given us the world's 
     
     best living standard; 
     
     We eat and drink supremely well at Royal York 
     
     and Rideau, 
     
     And no one drives more Cadillacs or bigger ones than 
     
     we do. 
     
     How blind the socialist who plots this way of life to 
     
     shatter! 
     
     Free Enterprise brings wealth to all—at least, to all 
     
     who matter. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Giorus: 
     
     Then hail we now Free Enterprise, 
     
     Extol and give it praise! 
     
     The working man must recognize 
     
     That, if in want he lives and dies, 
     
     It's just his lack of enterprise—— 
     
     The enterprise that pays! 
     
    
   
   
    
     , Solo: lhe President of a Very, Very Large Corporation 
     
     Free Enterprise does not, of course, mean actual 
     
     competition, 
     
     And cutting prices—— God forbid! 
     
     sedition. 
     
     A "Gentlemen's Agreement" is best of all devices 
     
     To stabilize our dividends, our markets, and our 
     
     prices. » 
     
     For taking risks we've little love; we set our whole 
     
     affection on something like monopoly, with adequate 
     
     protection. 
     
    
   
   
    
     That's treason and 
     
    
   
   
    
     diorus: 
     
     ‘ Then hail we now Free Enterprise, 
     
     Extol and give it praise! 
     
     In it the world's salvation lies, 
     
     Without it every freedom dies; 
     
     Orglorious Free Enterprise, 
     
     0 wonderful Free Enterprise, 
     
     0-marvellous Free Enterprise—- 
     
     The'enterprise that pays! 
     
     J.D. KETCHUfi