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      Preparation
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      B.A.
      Nutritional
      Sciences
     
     
      M.A.-
      Culinary
      Management
      or
      Agricultural
      Processing
     
     
      PhD
      ucefu!
      but
      not
      essential
     
     
      Experience
      in
      Accelerated
      Cuisine
      Preparation
      preferred.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      $550
      /hr,
      don't
      even
      THINK
      about
      a
      raiee.
     
     
      Call
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      Mine
      Actions
      a
      Tis
      beyond
      all
     
    
   
   
    
     
      resolu
      :
      reason!
     
    

    
     
      ul
      for
      ¢
      ion;
      the
      sc
     
    

    
     
      he
      course
      Of
      these
      mene
      jiath
      been
      ser
      2
     
     
      ‘SO!
      ,
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Me
      youth!
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      most
      horrifying
      BLiK
      ever.
     
     
      >|:
      :
      z
      [must
      Nor
      |
      at
     
     
      FEAR!
      FEAR
     
     
      IS
      THE
     
     
      MIND-
     
     
      KILLER!
     
     
      >)
      FEAR
      IS
      ‘vel
     
     
      THE
      LITTLE
     
     
      DEATH
     
     
      §
      THAT
      BRINGS)|
     
     
      8
      TOTAL
      é
      3
      8
     
     
      :
       (_
      ANNIHILATION)
     
     
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      LITANY
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      jose
      WEE
      ARY,
      MOTHER
     
     
      "
       THAS
      FAILED!
      ||
      tm
      a
      ghest
      tat
      o
     
     
      pe
      You
      REAR
      MESIIFM
      A
      GUO
      I
     
     
      ie
      >
      Moo
     
     
      2,
      Neen
     
     
      MISTER
      MUFFIN
      -
     
     
      By
      Robby
      MacPhail
     
    
   
   
    
     
      DON'T
      YOU
      THINK
      I
      KNOW
      THAT
      2
     
     
      WAAT
      KIND
      OF
      HUSBAND
      AM
      1
      2
      [TURDBALL
      HAD
     
     
      WHAT
      KIND
      OF
      MAN
      AM
      |
      2
      €"
      f
     
     
      )
      HAVE
      TO
      RELY
      ON
      MY
     
    

    
     
      BETTER
      EDUCATED
      WIFE
      FoR
     
    
   
   
    
     
      TODAY
     
     
      DOROTHY
      |
      EARL
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FINANC
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      1
      DIDNT
      KNOW
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      7
      Vell
     
    
   
   
    
     
      y
     
     
      OB
      LGESsS
      me
     
     
      (
      Sat
      oT
      Fe,
     
     
      m
      rom
     
     
      OS
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      x.press
      quote
      of
      the
      week
     
    
   
   
    
     
      "Let's
      just
      say
      that
      Ms.
      MacFarquhar
      went
      too
      far-far-far.
      Too
     
    
   
   
    
     
      far
      into
      fiction.
      Too
      far
      from
      the
      facts.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      MacFar-Far-Farquhar."
     
     
      --Randall
      McDonald,
     
     
      letter
      writer
      to
      Spy
      magazine
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      These
      are
      The
      days,
     
    
   
   
    
     
      \
      \
      \ove
      stew
     
     
      coe:
      my
      friend!
     
    
   
   
    
     
      with
      Formed
      beet
     
    
   
   
    
     
      chunks!
     
    
   
   
    
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      too,
      too,
      too
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      THATS
      Not,
      \
     
     
      (
      gee!
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      THAT
      Looks
      NOTHING
      LiKe
      me/
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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