The Dirtdrips are by no means slouches either; they slosh 
     
     in on weary boots of students, and professors too, even the 
     
     Kleaner himself has been know to harbour Dirtdrips, ,, , 
     
     draging them into the Cass Chemistry Building on his ;,  ' 
     
     Sasquatch boots, and has been literally boooooooo’d 'by the ? WEY'"  L‘KE  
     
     whole mop family in the broom Klosit. ‘ 
     
     Kl ’ ’ Then a quick and thorough general attack alert to rid his 
     
    

    
       Sasquatch boots of the dreaded Dirtdrips is mustered by 
     
     - Clingerbelle, who is the dipsy doodler pumper sponger in 
     
     . charge m‘opping up operations, who always complains about 
     
    

    
     - I feeling washed out after an attack. 
     
    

    
     K   > When the Knights of the long narrow soapy twisted table 
     
     got a hold of the Kleaner’s Sasquatch boots, all their 
     
     smuckering puckerletts came to full attention and they did an 
     
     onion peeling job on the Dirtdrips, who yelled and screamed 
     
    

    
     By Ed Orlowski :j‘dirty water”, as the Kleaner sudzied them down the sink 
     
    

    
     rain. 
     
    

    
     All was calm again in the Klosit except for the dropletts of 
     
    
   
   
    
     The gallam Knight fresh dreamy eyed drooletts of water that trickled off the 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     of theKleaner’s Klosit stood ready for Kleaner’s Sasquatch boots. 
     
     the challenge of the day’s action. , The Knights of the long narrow soapy twisted table all sat 
     
     His charge is to keep the Dirtdrips off the dozing as they held their super whipper flapperletts high in 
     
     floor. by an honor guard for the Kleaner, who was putting on his shirt, 
     
     going whole heartedly headlong into battle sweater, vest, oversweater, scarf, another sweater, jacket, 
     
     with his friend and constant companion coat, gloves  inside his mils, shoes, Sasquatch boots, and 
     
     "Blue Lance”, who is another Knight hast  now ready to go home at the end ofa busy day. 
     
     ofthe long narrow soapy twisted table. The Kleanor sloshed his way through the maze of mop, 
     
     Together they do daily battle with broom, and shovel handles, through the door, down the hall, 
     
     gtaggering Odds against them, but somehow out the front door, down the steps, and out of Sight and into 
     
     they, fighting back to back, manage to the hand‘s‘of relatives perhaps cousms of those little people 
     
     mop the pockets of Dirtdrips. they can Dmdnps ‘ 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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