This
      person
      couldn’t
      find
      a
      parking
      spot,
      so
      he
      or
      she
      In
      haste,
      the
      parker
      clearly
      blocked
      a
      fire
      hydrant.
     
     
      hastily
      parked
      while
      he
      or
      she
      ran
      some
      stupid
      errand.
      What
      if
      the
      grass
      were
      to
      catch
      on
      fire,
      asshole?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      A
      hearty
      boot
      to
      the
      bumper
      gave
      me
      satisfaction,
      but
      Huzzah!
      Look
      at
      the
      dent
      I
      left
      in
      this
      poor
      schmuck’s
     
     
      also
      left
      my
      foot
      quite
      sore
      and
      broken.
      bumper!
      This
      by
      far
      makes
      up
      for
      my
      broken
      foot!
     
    
   
   
    
     
      People
      don’t
      believe
      that
      I
      lick
      the
      door
      handles
      of
      After
      marking
      the
      car
      as
      mine,
      |
      mounted
      it
      and
      it
     
     
      every
      bad
      parker’s
      car
      |
      photograph.
      Believe
      now?
      joined
      my
      harem
      of
      “Tom’s
      Pleasure
      Parkers.”