Opinion The Liberals peak early Grits getting a free ride? t 36 per cent in the polls, the Liberals A now stand at the top of the polls. They had best enjoy the view: this is probably as good as it gets. The grits are unlikely to take votes from either the Reform Party or the Bloc Quebecois, while the NDP carcass has been picked clean. On the other hand, between Reformand the Bloc, the Tories have about 25% of the electorate in which to hunt for votes. More to the point, it may be that before long somebody in the press will wake up from the hypnotic trance Liberalleader Jean Chretien has had them in until now. While the media have kept the Prime Minister under constant pres- sure to spell out the details in her program, no one seem to have noticed-or no one seems to care- that the Liberal leader has been even more vague. To put it simply, the Liberals have been getting a free ride. Thus, the Tories have taken a proper lashing for suggesting social spending would have to be cut, without saying where or how much. But what has Mr. Chretien said? He has said nothing on pensions. He has said nothing on Unemploy- ment insurance. He has said nothing on social assistance. What, then, is Liberal social policy? We know that they loudly opposed every single Tory trim of the last nine years. Are we to assume that they would reverse all of these measures- restoring say, unemployment insur- ance benefits to those who quit their jobs without cause? Or was all of that deathless rhetoric just for show? Perhaps the Liberals would maintain social programs just as they are. Or would they? Mr. Chretien will say only that he wants to keep social programs “in the best shape possible.” What does that mean? Or take taxes. Mr. Chretien betrayed his own conscience the day he declared he would scrap the GST, without saying what he would replace it with. And what about the 500 jobs in Summerside, and 500 spin-off jobs for the rest of P.E.I.? But this is not the only tax question we find him ducking. Where the Prime Minister has taken a solemn vow that she would not raise taxes, Mr.Chretien carefully avoids any such commitment. Since he is also proposing to add more than 100 billion dollars to the federal debt over four years, we might well ask how he proposes to make the payments on this mort- gage. No one has. The chief source of this immunity is, of course, the Liberals’ election manifesto. Mr. Chretiencarries this wherever he goes,to show that he has the “plan” with the “specifics.” Of course anyone who reads this thing knows it is nonsense. The Liberals’ economic plan is the Tories’ April budget: the same spending esti- mates, the same growth forecasts, the works. This plan is specific on some things. For instance, it specifically shows that the Liberals are not promising what Mr. Chretien says they are promising: to “kickstart” the economy. More troubling is the media’s apparent will- ingness at every turn to give the Liberals the benefit of the doubt. Just as the figures from Statistics Canada are seasonally adjusted, so party pronouncements are “Liberally adjusted” to correct for their obvious failings. Least cred- ible of all is the sort of comment often heard to the effect that well, Mr. Chretien doesn’t mean any of what he is saying: that he wouldn’t really let inflation rise, as he said he would, or abrogate the Free Trade Agreement, and that of course he’dhave to cut spending. Is that the best we can hope for: that Mr. Chretien is lying? The media have not just spun on this one- they've been rolled. CHRIS NICHOLS Dear For those of you out there who are wondering who Dear John is, here’s a brief background. 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