PEL
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      The
      Cadre
      is
      the
      official
      newspaper
      of
      the
      UPEI
     
     
      Student
      Union.
      2,000
      copies
      of
      The
      Cadre
      are
      print-
     
     
      ed
      10
      times
      per
      semester.
      There
      are
      meetings
      open
     
     
      to
      anyone
      Mondays
      @
      4:15
      and
      on
      Fridays
      @
      _
     
     
      1:30
      in
      room
      213
      in
      the
      W.A.Murphy
      Student
     
     
      Centre.
      The
      deadline
      for
      submissions
      is
      Thursday
      at
     
    
   
   
    
     
      midnight.
      The
      opinions
      expressed
      within
      The
      Cadre
      -
     
    
   
   
    
     
      do
      not
      necessarily
      represent
      the
      views.
      of
      UPEI
      or
     
     
      the
      UPEI
      Student
      Union
      Inc.
     
    

    
     
      The
      Cadre
      is
      a
      full
      member
      of
      Canadian
     
     
      University
      Press
      (CUP).
      The
      Cadre
      is
      represented
     
     
      by
      Campus
      Plus
      for
      multi-market
      advertising.
     
     
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      can
      be
      reached
      at
      1-800-265-5372.
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      Editorial
      7:
      Hookers
      in
      the
      middle,
      and
     
    
   
   
    
     
      If
      you've
      been
      reading
      The
      Cadre
     
     
      lately,
      you
      may
      remember
      the
      situation
     
     
      that
      I've
      been
      returning
      to
      frequently.
      And
      -
     
     
      I
      have
      received
      a
      lot
      of
      comments
      on
      it,
     
     
      and
      people
      in
      the
      Student
      Union
      have
     
     
      been
      making
      phone
      calls
      and
      helping
      me
     
     
      out.
      Well,
      I'll
      update
      you
      on
      my
      problem,
     
     
      a
      problem
      which
      has
      had
      me
      laughing
      at
     
     
      every
      turn
      of
      events.
     
    

    
     
      I
      dislocated
      my
      shoulder
      at
      St.
     
     
      FX
      a
      month
      ago,
      and
      had
      to
      cail
      9-1-1,
     
     
      and
      I
      figured
      that
      it
      would
      be
      around
      $350
     
     
      for
      the
      ambulance
      ride.
      And
      I
      figured
      that
     
     
      UPEI's
      health
      plan
      would
      cover
      most
      of
      it.
     
     
      Yet
      when
      I
      got
      the
      bill
      it
      was
      for
      $600.
     
     
      ****Now
      that's
      funny.****
      So
      I
      submitted
     
     
      the
      bill
      to
      UPEI's
      insurance
      company,
      and
     
     
      in
      the
      mail
      I
      received
      the
      reimbursement
     
     
      cheque.
      I
      was
      hoping
      that
      it
      would
      cover
     
     
      at
      least
      80%
      of
      the
      bill.
     
    

    
     
      The
      cheque
      was
      in
      the
      amount
      of
     
     
      $160.
      Could
      this
      get
      any
      funnier?
      There
      is
     
     
      still
      a
      balance
      of
      $440
      I
      have
      to
      cover,
      and
     
     
      I'm
      hoping
      that
      there
      was
      a
      mistake
      made.
     
     
      I'm
      not
      going
      to
      cash
      the
      cheque
      yet.
      A
     
     
      few
      weeks
      ago
      another
      Cadre
      employee
     
     
      was
      in
      Halifax
      and
      had
      to
      take
      an
      ambu-
     
     
      lance
      ride.
      Soon
      he
      will
      get
      a
      bill
      for
     
     
      $600,
      and
      have
      to
      go
      through
      this
      crap.
     
     
      How
      many
      other
      UPEI
      students
      are
     
     
      dragged
      through
      this
      garbage?
     
    

    
     
      And
      this
      is
      a
      result
      of
      going
      to
     
     
      Nova
      Scotia.
      Imagine
      if
      something
      were
     
     
      to
      happen
      overseas.
     
    

    
     
      I
      was
      out
      with
      some
      friends
      and
     
     
      we
      began
      talking
      about
      our
      voyages
      to
     
     
      Europe.
      If
      there
      is
      one
      thing
      I
      can
      impart
     
     
      to
      the
      readers
      of
      The
      Cadre,
      it
      is
      to
      travel.
     
     
      There
      is
      a
      great
      reason
      for
      this,
      and
      it
     
     
      applies
      to
      the
      vast
      majority
      of
      UPEI
      stu-
     
     
      dents.
      It
      is
      to
      boast
      that
      you
      are
      Canadian.
     
     
      You
      can't
      realize
      the
      sense
      of
      pride
      in
     
     
      being
      Canadian
      until
      you
      are
      abroad
      and
     
     
      accused
      of
      being
      American,
      and
      then
     
     
      being
      able
      to
      rebut
      that
      you
      are
      in
      fact
     
     
      Canadian.
      When
      people
      find
      this
      out
      their
     
     
      attitudes
      towards
      you
      will
      completely
     
     
      change.
      People
      overseas
      love
      Canadians.
     
     
      Take
      advantage
      of
      it.
     
    

    
     
      I've
      gone
      to
      Europe
      by
      myself
     
     
      twice,
      and
      something
      which
      is
      taboo
      to
     
     
      speak
      of
      which
      has
      terrified
      me
      both
     
     
      times.
      It's
      scary
      being
      drunk
      in
      a
      strange
     
     
      place
      at
      4am
      and
      having
      something
      hone
     
     
      in
      on
      loud
      mouth
      English
      speaking
      drunk-
     
     
      enness.
      Yet
      from
      talking
      to
      friends
      I
      real-
     
     
      ized
      that
      most
      young
      males
      had
      been
     
     
      approached
      by
      them.
      When
      I
      asked
      them
     
     
      what
      they
      thought
      at
      the
      time
      I
      got
      differ-
     
     
      ent
      responses,
      from
      "How
      many
      guys
      has
     
     
      she
      already
      slept
      with
      tonight,"
      to
      "She
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
        
     
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      says
      40,000
      for
      sex,
      and
      you're
      standing
     
     
      there
      doing
      the
      math
      in
      your
      head.
      And
     
     
      then
      you
      realize
      that
      equals
      $18
     
     
      Canadian..."
     
    

    
     
      This
      is
      a
      part
      of
      travelling
      that
     
     
      I've
      never
      really
      thought
      about.
      And
      it
      is
     
     
      so
      wrong,
      yet
      if
      you're
      a
      male
      traveller
     
     
      who
      plans
      on
      going
      out
      to
      bars
      in
      Europe
     
     
      then
      you'll
      likely
      be
      faced
      with
      this.
     
    

    
     
      The
      reason
      I
      brought
      that
      up
      was
     
     
      because
      it
      was
      only
      this
      weekend
      that
      I
     
     
      found
      out
      what
      a
      common
      occurrence
      it
     
     
      is.
      |
      was
      never
      warned
      of
      hookers.
      I
      had
      to
     
     
      have
      the
      crap
      scared
      out
      of
      me
      by
      a
      gross
     
     
      prostitute
      in
      Rome
      before
      I
      learned
      my
     
     
      lesson.
     
    

    
     
      Iam
      going
      somewhere
      with
     
     
      this...
     
    

    
     
      This
      week
      someone
      told
      me
      that
     
     
      Brandon's
      weekly
      Europe
      articles
      were
     
     
      good,
      and
      the
      same
      with
      Rebecca's
      trans-
     
     
      Canada
      article.
      Yet
      do
      they
      deserve
      so
     
     
      much
      space?
      Are
      they
      informative?
      Do
     
     
      they
      apply
      to
      the
      average
      student?
      Does
     
     
      anyone
      read
      them?
      Could
      there
      be
      some-
     
     
      thing
      better
      taking
      up
      that
      space
      in
      The
     
     
      Cadre?
     
    

    
     
      I
      think
      travel
      articles
      are
      amaz-
     
     
      ing,
      and
      that
      students
      should
      like
      them.
      I
     
     
      don't
      know
      if
      they
      do,
      but
      the
      information
     
     
      contained
      in
      them
      is
      so
      o
      helpful,
      or
      at
      least
     
     
      funny.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      It's
      strange
      how
      unpredictable
     
     
      criticism
      is.
      Last
      week
      I
      received
      the
      most’
     
     
      criticism
      on
      the
      travel
      articles,
      yet
      I
      would
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ulcers
      at
      the
      end
     
    
   
   
    
     
      never
      had
      expected
      that.
      There
      must
      be
     
     
      some
      statistical
      way
      to
      explain
      what
      hap-
     
     
      pened.
      Random
      opinions
      from
      random
     
     
      people.
     
     
      I've
      given
      up
      all
      hope
      of
      guessing
     
     
      what
      people
      will
      think
      of
      an
      issue
      when
      it
     
     
      comes
      out.
      I
      loved
      last
      week's
      issue,
      and
      a
     
     
      lot
      of
      people
      didn't.
      I
      don't
      like
      this
      week's
     
     
      issue.
      Maybe
      a
      lot
      of
      people
      will
      love
      it.
     
     
      This
      week
      has
      a
      lot
      of
      opinion.
      A
      ton
      of
     
     
      people
      have
      come
      forward
      to
      write,
      and
     
     
      for
      that
      I'm
      thankful.
      Maybe
      it
      is
      opinion
     
     
      that
      people
      want.
      I
      don't
      like
      opinion,
     
     
      plain
      and
      siple.
      And
      I'm
      not
      fond
      of
      other
     
     
      things
      in
      this
      issue.
      The
      cover
      has
      poor
     
     
      resolution
      and
      I
      don't
      know
      how
      the
     
     
      colours
      will
      turn
      out.
      I
      love
      the
      photo
     
     
      though.
      And
      there
      is
      a
      ton
      of
      ads
      in
      this
     
     
      issue.
      Close
      to
      six
      full
      pages.
      That's
      a
      lot,
     
     
      and
      two
      of
      them
      are
      in
      full
      colour.
     
    

    
     
      Oh,
      and
      last
      week
      the
      fonts
      got
     
     
      fucked.
      I
      would
      never
      have
      an
      article
      in
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ’
      type
      writer
      font.
      It
      looked
      different,
      yet
     
    
   
   
    
     
      the
      letters
      were
      too
      close
      together.
      I
      hope
     
     
      that
      never
      happens
      again.
      Times
      New
     
     
      Roman
      for
      the
      text,
      Arial
      for
      captions,
      and
     
     
      Arial
      Black
      for
      titles.
      It's
      that
      simple
      from
     
     
      now
      on.
     
    

    
     
      I
      hope,
      but
      the
      way
      things
      have
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ‘been
      going
      I
      can't
      guarantee
      anything.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Well,
      I
      guess
      I
      can
      guarantee
      that
      I'm
     
     
      going
      to
      work
      my
      ass
      off
      for
      the
      paper.
      Or
     
     
      get
      an
      ulcer
      trying.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      -Thomas
      Lloyd,
      Editor-in-Chief
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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