Confract Bridge . 
     
     By Josephine Culbertson 
     
     WORST OF '1'!!! SPECIES 
     
    
   
   
    
     rm worst of all possible "rescue 
     
     bids" is exemplified in South's ac- 
     
     tion below. 
     
    

    
     Before we discuss the bidding. 
     
     and specifically South's absurd 
     
     "rescue" of his partner's doubled 
     
     iiotrump. let's find out. what. hap- 
     
    
   
   
    
     poned to South at. two spades 
     
     doubled. 
     
     West dealer. 
     
     Neither side vulnerable. 
     
     A J 7 
     
     Q K 10 3 
     
     0 K Q J 5 3 
     
     .1. K J 6 
     
     A Q 10 6 Q A K 3 
     
     Q A J 9 N g 7 e 4 
     
     5 3 w E 2 
     
     g A 6 S Q 10 s 4 
     
     J. A 7 2 q.Q 10 B 
     
     4 9 8 5 t 2 
     
     Q Q 
     
     Q 9 7 2 
     
     4.9 5 4 3 
     
     The bidding: 
     
     W'est North East South 
     
     1. INT Dble. 2Q(l) 
     
     Dblc. Pass Pass Pass 
     
    
   
   
    
     West lili-i('lP an inspired lead: me 
     
     deuce of clubs. The Jack was play- 
     
     ed from dunimy; East won with 
     
     the queen and sltiflcd in his fourth- 
     
     1l.iZhCSL heart. West captured 
     
     Souths hlazil; queen and again 
     
     tinderlwi his club ace! South could 
     
     not be blamed very much for fall- 
     
     Ll): into inv imp-lie let the lead 
     
     mme up in his min nine-spot. 
     
     linpllll um! E.isi uouid have to 
     
     play thr arr-. But of couse East 
     
     llflll ui'ri the Len. 
     
    

    
     East icturnod his last club and 
     
     West sinotliored dummy's king. 
     
     West ihrn liirl down the ace and 
     
     rxx of diamonds. Eventually. West 
     
     iulfed a d2.im3lld and also made 
     
     tltn spade qiiccii. and East collect- 
     
     ed the a r and king of spdes. 
     
     Thus. the contract was defeated 
     
     four tricks, 700 points. 
     
    

    
     Now. back in the bidding. North's 
     
     llOl.rl.lrllD (we call specifically denied 
     
     gnarl spsdr ippnrt. because with a 
     
     lxaiid :.”llF'l34.l)' sirrmrzlenough for 
     
     n iirvrvinip bid. a player prefers 
     
     to double if he wishes to invite a 
     
     response in the "other major." 
     
     When South tool; it upon himself 
     
     to rescun his partner from East's 
     
     penalt: double. he made it very 
     
     difficult and uncomfortable for 
     
     North to do any rescuing on his 
     
     own account. If South passed. he 
     
     would not shut North out from 
     
     bidding either two diamonds or 
     
     two rluhs. according to his hold- 
     
     lug in short. the worst thing about 
     
     Piuths ”rrsriie” was that it was 
     
     in the highest-ranking suit. 
     
    
   
   
    
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     the Culbertson Point-Count Method. 
     
     simply send a stamped, selt-ad- 
     
     drrssrd vniolnpn to the J. C. Wins- 
     
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     By- Thorton W. Burgess 
     
    
   
   
    
     SOMETHING WXBONG WITH soung. Dijd ylout ac; her iump Wales 
     
     MOT El. we ear a s srp ang e r 
     
     in the morning? Then she led us 
     
     01”" W"-h N3 mm?" ""3" as fast as we could go way over 
     
     Foolish folk are filled with rear. mm which 1 gun, is one 01 the 
     
     -Old Mitmer Nmme-,most lonesome parts or the Green 
     
     l . ' ny. 
     
     It was a lovely time of year. IntFc”e5'- Yet" I havmi 9"" B 
     
     some ways it was the loveliest part rWP3  be ':ymIpeo.r.e amnd of than 
     
     of the year. The leaves were red, Vlfllve 5"" WE,” E5” to ask her 
     
     and yellow. and brown, and many guess, . 
     
     what shes afraid of. We really 
     
     shades between. Over all the landlou hi to know H n is wmemmg 
     
     1” ” 5"” hm” hm" Nu” V'"'ltogher to be really afraid of then 
     
     dropping from the trees. Sometimes ,tri 5 m mm (0); us to be '"my 
     
     at night Jack Frost. stole through ir'.da re” gm his am" 
     
     the Green Forest. but always in ”g”th”ii :'l M Ce th and me 
     
     the morning he hurried away. Jolly.y k”d Ni 01;”  Eu Leyh it ways 
     
     round, bright Mr. Sun daily climb-,3; E i 9d ?r big "3:  5' fr .d 
     
     ed up in the blue, blue sky. Though is .5 "e.me to leh: J at ume "khaki 
     
     he shone his biightest. his beams edceplgng; ng ' kusr 19" e." 
     
     carried little heat. It was autumn. 31” di :8 5 argdgaac J; ea iunhler 
     
     Over in the Green Forest Mrsihed 5 Seek hewrrea: soup H 
     
     Lightfoot the Deer had her twins W?! '”:;m "Lear fgigm For 3?)” 
     
     :uT:m:?'.;;:eyy 3:: gfgtlgegasthgllll. arr instant she trembled, and the 
     
     locals. The new coats were not c0V- ”f.g5id53y:u!thear thaw, we ask 
     
     ered with pretty white spots, but . ' , ' 
     
     were like meme” co”. eggvofjicoouise the twins said that 
     
     ' '”I'hat means that the greatest 
     
     danger we deer ever have to fear 
     
     is in the Green Forest right now," 
     
     replied mother. 
     
     SUMMER STORMS 
     
     True hailstorm: are seldom seen 
     
    
   
   
    
     Page 10 The Guardian 
     
     v Tuesday, October 12. 1954 
     
    
   
   
    
     BEA VIEW SCHOOL 
     
     (September Report) 
     
    
   
   
    
     Grade X - 1. Joan Duusn: 2. 
     
     Lois Murphy; 3. Donald Adams. 
     
     Grade IX- 1. Walter Stewart. 
     
     Grade VII - 1. Helen Murphy: 
     
     2. Marjorie Adams; 3. Fannie Mae 
     
     Adams. 
     
    

    
     Grade VI - 1. Viwian Duggsn; 
     
     2. Doreen Adams. 
     
    

    
     Grade V - l. Sylvia Murphy: 
     
     2. Winnifred Branden; 8. Jean 
     
     Brander. 
     
    

    
     Grsdc IV - l. Winston Cousins; 
     
     2. Buddy Clark. 
     
    

    
     Grade III - 1. Leo Brander: I. 
     
     William Cousins; 3. Georgia Mur- 
     
     phy. 
     
    

    
     Grade II - 1. Carol Ann Bran- 
     
     der: 2. Judith Woodslde; 3. Lloyd 
     
     Murphy. 
     
    

    
     Grade I - 1. Buddy Brander; 2. 
     
     E 1 i z I b e th Cousins; 3. Earle 
     
     Adams 
     
    
   
   
    
     SEIZE THREE FASCIBTB 
     
    
   
   
    
     ROME (AP)-Police seized three 
     
     young Italian fascists Wednesday 
     
     after they shouted "Ducal Ducal" 
     
     at a parade of war veterans honor- 
     
     ing the return of Trieste to Italy. 
     
     Several thousand veterans were in 
     
     the march to the tomb or Itsly'I 
     
     unknown soldier. Half a dozen 
     
     youths at one point waved Italian 
     
     flags and shouted the nickname 
     
     for Italy's fascist. dictator. 
     
    
   
   
    
          
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     except in summer. usually accom- 
     
     panying thunderstorms. 
     
    
   
   
    
           
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
    
   
   
    
     ACROSS 2. Roman poet 
     
     1. String 3. soaks lisx 
     
     6. Smash 4. English 
     
      ; l W (dint) river 
     
     .,j I , lhluvx 9. Amorning 5. Extended 
     
     ' 5051 M M, reception 6. Subtle 
     
     10. Measuring emanation 
     
     "Did you hear that?" she ask- stick 7. Kind 
     
     . i12.Ch'oice of rock 
     
     They had learned much about in snokusca” alS;:1: 
     
     how to rare tor themselves, but 1 B(EccL, 9 A President 
     
     there still were something to learn. 14yAmC1e,og '0, Fume . 
     
     They had learned by watching ' mmmm, 11.-rem. 
     
     mother. and doing whatever mother i15,'1'ypewri(ei violently 
     
     did. But now they were puzzled. .-on" 15yH,,w,mn 
     
     They had never seen mother as she l16.Rlght5lde mod 
     
     How Was. . (Ibbr.) 17. Opposite 
     
     "she's slraid. Slit-is all the time 17. Cry on. to "dcbtors” 
     
    
   
   
    
     at-raid." said one of the twins. dove 
     
     The other nodded in agreement. 18. Finish 
     
     ”The only time she isn't ttraid 19.Spes.kir.g 
     
    
   
   
    
                
     
          
     
    
   
   
    
     vom smile attractive. 
     
     Socannmi Gum every day. 
     
    
   
   
    
     by AL cam- 
     
    
   
   
    
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     is at night." said she. "From the 23-Artless 
     
     time Mr. Sun begins his climb up 24- H91m”' 
     
     in the blue, blue sky until he goes V ""135 P3” 
     
     to bed at night, she is afraid. "WM 
     
     and I don't see why. She never 28iReWkm3- 
     
     - used to be that way." ””955cY 
     
     ”She is all the time looking and 3o'.(l.uw)k 
     
     listening. Even when we are lying ' or: ' 
     
     down and well hidden she is forever 33 gnfiig ca 
     
     lifting her head to look and listen. hm”, 
     
     And she never lets R. Merry Little 34 sun god 
     
     Breeze pass without sniffing," said, iuzaeulue 
     
     the first win.  3-Lcmm. 
     
     ."I've noticed something else," said 39' Cam", 
     
     his sister. ' of E8”; 
     
     ”What else? What have you notlc- go, A son ' 
     
     ed?" asked her brnthcr. E candy 
     
     "I've noticed that. she never leads 41. Performer 
     
     us out to the edge of the Green "A2. Drives 
     
     Forest anymore." replied his sister. idsichopl. 
     
     "She's jumpy," said her brother. i MW00d 
     
     "I'vo never known her to he so f44.Require 
     
     lumpy. she jumps at every little .1 Anowyy 
     
    
   
   
    
     Be popular-the doiicious lavouv of Wvigley's 
     
     Spearmint Gum sweeten! your bveatiu . . 
     
     nleosonl chewing helps to keep Your teeth bngi'at-- 
     
     Envoy chewing Wrigley") 
     
    
   
   
    
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     note 
     
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     By Hun Fisher 
     
     The Long Runner 
     
    
   
   
    
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     THANK YDU.GllANDMA . -. JOB. LET'S FINDA NICK 
     
    
   
   
    
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     HARMONICA 
     
    
   
   
    
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