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     one that investigates reported complaints as 
     
     from students or consumers, reports findings, 
     
     and helps to achieve equitable settlements. 
     
    
   
   
    
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     ae NS : Assistance required in seeking i 
     
     s mi sh missing person: oi + Sas 
     
     feel x Libby: MIA (Literally!!) Last ey os | 
     
     Cosae- a scene in front of UPEI’s co-ed ys 
     
     , ie *, residence. Your “group home” Hee oe ae 
     
     CT at wants you back. oar ban 
     
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     ie wap shies ee Les:steal any bags of garbage pei es 
     
     Cone pete lately? % vaaeaae 
     
     Cae v4 Clem:come on to any bums ae eee A RGR 
     
     Rear lately? ‘ a 3 jee si 
     
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     From Everett the Sober!it! When trying to get help with problems 
     
     here at UPEI, students often find more brick 
     
     Who’s res inl under the walls than answers. If you’re having trouble 
     
     m4 ae ee Papenidrs getting help with your complaints or ques- 
     
     store (‘The Mayor of Rustico)?! tions, visit me. I’m Sean MacIntosh your Stu- 
     
     Signed, dent Ombudsman. I can be reached by leav- 
     
     The April Fool!! ing a message with the Student Union secre- 
     
     tary or on the VAX account: OMBUDSMAN. 
     
     Confidentiality is assured. 
     
     Freddie Krueger: To Fallen Angel: 
     
     Be ae “My name is Jason. You FOAD. You drunken Zipper— 
     
     Ee Sr . killed my father. Prepare to head. To the other Scrambler owner: 
     
     = oe oe die!!!” . Pigs in Space Nice jeep you have there. 
     
     cae oes Nason: Looks better than any others I’ve 
     
     spans seen. 
     
     Ae Paul D, The other other Scrambler 
     
     I could do some real damage owner 
     
     with the dirt 
     
     I have on you!!!! hoovers-halifax- Mary Carla, 
     
     remember??????? How about a movie after ex- 
     
     From Your Fellow ams? (Please!) 
     
     “Scoundrel” -The Librarian Man (a.k.a. 
     
     - David Sullivan Fan) 
     
    
   
   
    
     To #14 Hockey Player:. 
     
    
   
   
    
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     There once were two animals 
     
     called emus. One day, the fe- 
     
     male emu caught her husband ad- 
     
     miring a very pretty and femi- 
     
     nine emu. This wife howled and 
     
     chased her husband. A passerby 
     
    
   
   
    
     So is it true, it’s not the way 
     
     you play the game, it’s how you 
     
     use your “stick.”? 
     
    

    
     Signed, Sport 
     
    
   
   
    
     Michele H. 
     
     Roses are red 
     
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