by
      Mare
      MacDonald
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Well
      the
      Major
      League
     
     
      baseball
      playoffs
      are
      in
      full
      swing
     
     
      (pardon
      the
      pun)
      and
      ordinarily
     
     
      nobody
      would
      give
      a
      rat’s
      ass.
     
    

    
     
      However,
      this
      World
      Series
     
     
      will
      be
      a
      subway
      series
      with
      the
     
     
      New
      York
      Mets
      playing
      the
      New
     
     
      York
      Yankees.
      Personally
      I
      won’t
     
     
      really
      care
      until
      it
      is
      the
      Toronto
     
     
      Blue
      Jays
      and
      the
      Montreal
      Expos
     
     
      in
      the
      October
      classic.
      And
      I’
      Il
      only
     
     
      really
      enjoy
      it
      then
      because
      it’ll
     
     
      piss
      the
      hell
      out
      of
      the
      Yanks
      (the
     
     
      people
      and
      the
      team).
     
    

    
     
      But
      at
      the
      rate
      the
      ‘Spos
      are
     
     
      going,
      they’ll
      probably
      be
      the
     
     
      Wichita
      Eagles
      before
      long,
      and
      at
     
     
      the
      rate
      Bouchard
      is
      screwing
      up
     
     
      Quebec,
      even
      the
      Montreal
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Damn
      Yankees
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Canadiens,
      the
      epitome
      of
      home-
     
     
      town
      teams,
      will
      be
      moving
      south
     
     
      of
      the
      border.
     
    

    
     
      One
      thing
      I
      don’t
      get
      about
     
     
      the
      whole
      baseball
      set
      up
      is
      that
     
     
      you
      can
      finish
      third
      in
      your
      divi-
     
     
      sion
      and
      still
      ‘not
      make
      the
      damn
     
     
      playoffs.
      I’d
      have
      to
      say
      the
      NBA
     
     
      has
      the
      best
      arrangement:
      four
     
     
      teams
      in
      each
      league
      make
      it
      but
     
     
      the
      first
      round
      in
      the
      best
      of
      5
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      games
      to
      weed
      out
      the
      weak
      teams
     
     
      early
      on
      so
      the
      playoffs
      don’t
      last
     
     
      into
      August
      like
      the
      NHL.
     
    

    
     
      '
      And
      what
      the
      hell
      is
      with
     
     
      this
      XFL
      business?
      Besides
      the
      fact
     
     
      that
      it
      is
      going
      to
      be
      run
      by
      that
     
     
      idiot
      Vince
      McMahon
      who
      brought
     
     
      us
      that
      wonderful
      redneck-loved-
     
     
      soap-opera-for-middle-aged-loos-
     
     
      er-trailer-park-trash-low-lives,
      the
     
     
      WWF.
      Who
      needs
      more
      football?
     
    

    
     
      There
      is
      already
      the
      NFL
     
     
      season
      followed
      by
      the
      Probowl,
     
     
      followed
      by
      the
      NFL
      in
      Europe
      and
     
     
      then
      they
      start
      showing
      pre-season
     
     
      NFL
      again.
      Plus
      you
      got
      CFL
      and
     
     
      NCAA
      college
      football
      to
      boot
      (ok
     
     
      now
      I’m
      pissing
      myself
      off
      with
     
     
      the
      puns).
     
    

    
     
      The
      funniest
      shit
      is
      that
     
     
      from
      what
      I
      heard
      McMahon
      tried
     
     
      to
      buy
      the
      CFL.
      It
      is
      kinda
      like
     
     
      when
      the
      creator
      of
      Beverally
      Hills
     
     
      tried
      to
      buy
      the
      rights
      to
      Degrassi.
     
     
      90210
      was
      no
      Degrassi
      and
      XFL
     
     
      will
      be
      no
      CFL,
      eh!
     
    
   
   
    
     
      PS.
      If
      George
      Bush
      Jr.
      (a.k.a.
     
     
      Shrub)
      and
      Stockwell
      Day
      both
     
     
      win
      their
      respective
      elections,
      me
     
     
      and
      any
      other
      sane
      person
      are
      mov-
     
     
      ing
      to
      Cuba.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      Big
      Kahuna,
      Vince
      McMahon
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      14
      The
      Cadre
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Saturday,
      October
      28
     
     
      BPI
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Saturday,
      October
      28
     
     
      PBT
      a
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Sunday,
      October
      29
     
     
      PAT
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Played
      Out
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Ba
      Scores
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
           
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Men’s
      Soccer
     
     
      (October
      21)
     
     
      UPEI
      2
     
     
      UCCB
      1
     
     
      (October
      22)
     
     
      UPEI
      5
     
     
      UCCB
      3
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Women’s
      Soccer
     
     
      (October
      21)
     
     
      UPEI
      3
     
     
      UCCB
      4
     
     
      (October
      22)
     
     
      UPEI
      0
     
     
      UCCB
      1
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Hockey
     
     
      (October
      21)
     
     
      UPEI
      4
     
     
      UNB
      4