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MORRIS 00., LIMITED. 76 Water Street 67i1-7-26-lwk. For erection of lienslngion Skating Rink Building-Tenders will be received by the undersigned up to and including Wednesday, August llth, for the erection of s building lift. 1300f; Pianscan beseenon application to Secretary. All mater- -_ l l . Lowst or any Tender RED CROSS LINE always a HAD BEEN TAKEN IN Visitor: How ls it that all the trees have disappeared from the F OR SALE l . streets ol this aristocratic town’! l We have a few pianol Native: Perhaps they've been lboxes for immediateléaigfrgllgsld-Zi-every house here has sale. Call and getl yours now, as there is shortage in the Fall. MILLER BROS., LIMITED. Great George Street iioriei“ Will the two men who discovered fire in my home on the llltii day of July and promptly assisted in put- tflig same out please ' to with me at once. DAN MATHESON, Bflsufl, L“ 40, R E‘ L A cranky old bachelor named Day Couldn't see girls at all so he'd l say. l But the gowns they wear now I declare and I vow, Show more girl than dress, should say. l MUST BE BLIND fi730-7-27-3i. Professional Cards _Bell~& Mathieson it. R. BELL D. L. MATHlESONl L. L. B. Barristers, Attorneys, Etc. Money to Loan. Cameron Block, Charlottetown 6933-7-19-lm0. Mark R. McGuigan "B. A. BARRISTER, SOLICITOR. ETC MONEY T0 LOAN Cameron Block. CharlotteiownJKl-IJ. Dr. c. c. Archibald Graduate of N. Y. Post Graduate Medical School and Hospital Practice Limited to Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat Testing Eyes and supplying Glasses Office, Boyer Building Great George Street Office Hours—9 to 12.30. L30 to 5.00 McLeod & Bentley J. A. BENTLEY W. E. BENTLEY, K. C. l Barrister and Attorney-at-Law Office: I80 Richmond Street MONEY TO LOAN Charlottetown, l’. E. l. l lVicDonaid & McPheel - B. A. [EGG LAYING CONTEST Notes on the l’. E. Island Egg Laying Contest for the Week Ending July Z3. 1928. Mr. Everett Howatt's W.L. again led the Contest for the wcck with 61.3 points; the Model Poultry Yards B. R. pen No. 20 were second with 57.5 points; Mr. Harold Land's B. R. were third with 56.6 points and Mr. Harry Hyde's B. R. were fourth with 55.6 points. The K. B. C. Hatchery B. R. hen No. 3 leads the contest to date. for individual production, with 218.4 points; the Experimental Station W. L. hen No. l is second with 210.7 points; Mrs. J. F. Eastoni: W. L. hen No. l is third with 209 points; and Mr. Taimage Eater's B. R. hen No. 10 is fourth with 208.8 points. Thepens leading in total produc- tlon to date are: First, Mr. Everett Howatils W. L. 1664.0 points. Second, The Exp. Station, W.'L., pen 4, 1635.1 points. Third, The Model Poultry Yards, B. R. pen 7, 1583.8 points. Fourth, Mr. Harold Lairdu 1554.5 points. l week was 826, and to date 2611i. {O}---- . accepted. 01W!’ SKATING RINK co, LTD. IxL. DILANIY, Secretary. I. A. McDONALD II. I‘. McPlIEEl A Cslllomlan has patented a ro- B. A. BARBISTIIIB. ATTORNEYS, ETC. MONEY T0 LOAN Riley Building, Charlottetown. of theft or injury. through s partition without danger '3 / THE CHARLOTTETOWN GUARDIAN l “mono? TOO MANY Miwnsiifinsoun CHAPTER. 22. that I'm not a bit faint, really. I don't want to meet." THE VERY NARROW SQUEAK. the imminent arrival of Jack ‘Far- quarhar, Lila wanted nothing much as to stay in bed, away from everything. to think out some solu- tion to her problem. But she didn't dare take refuge in her momentary indisposltion; it was resourceful presence there to con- trive some distraction. So she dragged herself through her round of social duties, thank- ful, in a. way. that they kept her from too much miserable introspec- tion and recrlmination. When May Varney called up and asked the Wares to dinner, Lila accepted, though May explained: "It's just a small, informal party- for a few friends, so. if anything special turns up later, don't hesi- fate to break the date. I shan't be a bit offended." Lila and Herbert were the last guests to arrive, a. fact that greatly perturbed Herbert, especially since Llla's tardiness was due to an after- noon sesslon with Dorothy. The truth was that Lila had spent three hours in an effort to persuade Doro- thy to meet Jack Farquhar at the pier. Dorothy, for once. was ada- mant; smiling, sweet, but firm. As Lila and Herbert passed through the Varney's hall on their way upstairs, Lila caught a glimpse of a group in the drawing room. A good-looking young man was bending over May Vamey's hand. His face was toward Lila, but he did not see her. Lila gave a gasp and hastened up the stairs. Her knees were un- steady. Herbert asked solicitously: “What. is it, dearest? Do you feel faint again?" Llla's thought were in chaos. but she grasped at the straw he offered. "I—I'd like to lie down a bit. Do you think May would mind?" 1 Herbert stared at her anxiously. She did look pale. ‘Have the maid fix you comfort- ably. I'll tell Mrs. Vamey; I'm sure she'll understand.” ~ Lila sank on a divan in May Var- ney‘s luxurious dressing room and stared, with frightened eyes, at her own reflection in the mirror. "What. am I going to do?" she wondered. “I daren't meet Gilroy Jack is coming home and they're sure to run across each other." She thought desperately of run- was May Varrtey to consider. An Herbert would be horrified. dlvan and closed her eyes. Varney hurried into the room. "You poor child! Herbert tells me something?" Lila opened one eye and regarded Mrs. Varney speculntively. “Would you mind. awfully, May. if I didn't come down to dinner? Would it upset your party?" “Not a bit." May assured her. "I told. you it was an informal affair- ]ust.a few friends. But you'll be ~ hungry: don't you think you'll feel like coming down, after I send you a cocktail and some hot bouillon?" Lila considered. It was obvious that a mere moment of faintness wouldn't account for her absence from the dinner. And shc simply had to be absent. She resolved to trust May. “I—llsten, May, the truth is that I'm not a bit faint, really. But there's a man down-stairs whom I don't want to meet.” May stared. "But there's only the Don Stew- arts and the Granges—you're the best of friends." "There's one other," said Lila hol- lowly. "You mean-Mr. Holmes, the new man with Herbert and Jack?" Lila Nodded. “I-knew him in France." "Oh!" May winked knowingly. “So that's it? I shy. what rotten luck to have your own husband give him a 10b!" "Isn't it?" murmured Lila bit- terly. "Anyway, I—I'd rather not see him. Do you mind my bolting?" ‘Certainly not. But how will I explain it?" “Walt till I've gone," said Lila; "and then toll Herbert and say that I didn't want to spoil the party by being ill." May chuckled. "It must be thrilling to have an European past! Fancy its pursuing you like thisl" Lila thought rcsentfully. ‘If she only knew the truth!" With May's help, shc slipped out through the trsdesmcns entrance, while May kept the servants out of’ the way. At the corner shc found a taxi and was driven home. Fifteen minutes later. Herbert called up. Llla's maid fold him that Madame had gone to bed. She had. She lay staring into the darkness, awaiting Herbert's return and won- dering what new misadventure was to befall her. On the moi-row Jack Farquhafs boat would dockl .Z_<ea———— EXCURSIONISTS HALTED A'l‘ BORDER. ST. ALBANS. Vermont. Julyjit- The immigration laws caused no little inconvenience Jto forty-four 3- 3- excursfonists who paid visits to vari- true in his life-ions principles and ous parts of Canada when they The wwl - umber of 988A fol‘ the gought wi-etumtcthe United States asked his guests m understand this They were siiheid over night. until outilllim- The announcement was they were able w prove their oiti- Irminflwflflllv wowed. (records J. senship. Immigration aufliprities at 0- 1M8 in BT99»!!! Th! 018600111- iltlfle table to enable a bsnk ern- the some time held for deportation monerf‘) and the Russian Ambas- nloye w receive and deliver money ten others. whose claims to citlsen- esdor tin-nee tohls plftliei’ and said lp in this country-were found to that he had not tasted wafer for lltllflle. “P-llslen. Mu. the truth is But there's a man downstairs whom Following the cable announcing S0 too dangerous to seek security and " allow Heaven-knew-what to break under Herbert's nose, without her Holmes face to face, especially since ning away, as she had clone that clay in Vanderpoofs shop, but therg She heard light footsteps on the stairs and hastily lay down on the May you're all but fainting. Can I do I'§'O Oi O-OOQ O-O O-O§-QO-O-O'Q~O-§§§§ AN ATTIC SALT- SHAKER B! W. OBTON TEWSON, Ali Rights Reproduction Prohibited §e IN his book of stories and anec- dotes, "Tell Me Another," Lord Aberdeen, a. former Governor-Gen- eral of Canada, devotes a chapter to “Samples of American Humor." “It is well recognized that the typ- ical humor of America is usually of the dry quality," he says, disavow- ing any connection between his as- sertion and a certain Amendment to the Constitution. AS a shining example of American dryi humor ho offers this: A stranger who happened to be in one of the New England states, be- ing doubtful about his exact where- abouts, asked someone whom he met: “Can you tell me miw far it ls to Hartford?" "Well, the way you are now gofngi it's about 24,000 miles; but ff you] turn around and go the other way.‘ it's about a mile and a half," wasl the answer. _ l ANOTHER characteristic of Am-l orican humor, declares Lord Aber-. deen, is a sort of subtlety, which suggests an inference, not alwaysl too obvious, but which creates am-l usement even before or without an-, alysis. A "perfect specimen” of this‘ particular type of humor is furnish-l ed by a conversation overheard be- tween two men. "Do you play golf?" asked the one.l "No: but I can't give it up," an- swered the other. l JOHN HAY told Lord Aberdeen this story: During an Atlantic voyage wlthl Chauncey Depew as a fellow pnssen-l ger, Depew was entertaining a group‘ of friends one evening in the smok- ing room with some of his inimitable stories. Naturally“ tho Iistenersl showed their sense of amusement! with one solitary exception. This: man maintained an aspect of ln-l difference. and indeed almost of, gloom. ’ MR. DEPEW, of course, could not help observing this, and he was doubtless prompted to trot out even additional anecdotes. But in vain. at least with regard to the melan- choly man. At last Mr. Depew ralli- ed him by saying: “Well Mr.—, won't you contribute something to our cheerfulness?” The man thus addressed, pretend- ing to heave a heavy sigh, replied: " Well, I have been ruminating a bit as to what constitutes the differ- cncc between me and a turkey; and I have come to the conclusion that it's just thfs—that a turkey hasn't got to be stuffed with chestnuts un- til after he is dead." THE hospitality of the Eskimo. while hearty, is apt on occasions to prove a llttic embarrassing to a guest from tho outside world. It is recorded by Diamond Jeness in “The People of the Twilight,"—an alto- gether fascinating account of his three years‘ stay among the Eskimos of the North Alaskan Coast and oi Coronation Gulfwthal. he was once staying with the leader of a local tribe whose wife bore the romantic name, Light. “SI-IE was a charming hostess," declares Mr. Jenness, "and licked mY plate before each meal that I might eat from a clean dish. When hand- ing me boiled seal meat from hcr steaming pot, Light squeezed it ten- derly betwccn thumb and forefinger that no surplus Juice might clrlp on my clothing. Lacking candy, she showered on me tho national sub- stitute, delicatc cubes of oily seal- blubber, but lacking the national taste, I§llppcd most of them sur- reptitiously to the dogs." THE inspiration of Frances Hedi’.- son Burnett's famous story, "Little Lord Fauntleroy," was, of course. her younger son, Vivian. He was n quaint little chap and shc long toyed with the fancy of putting him in a book. Tlicn one day, when he wris seven, she had an idea for a story about an American boy with aristoc- ratic English connections. "I will wrltc a book about such ll. boy and Vivian shall be he," shc ex- claimed. "Just Vivian with his curls, and his cycs, and his friendly, kind little soul. Litllc Lord Something- or-other. What a pretty title—Lltl.lc Lord- Little Lord-what?“ And a day later it was Little Loid Fauntleroy. NO satisfactory explanation of her choice of ihc name Fauntleroy was cvcr given (says the same Vivi- an in "The Romantic Lady,"- a biography of his mother). It is not uncommon in England. and riot lohl; after the story—lt created a fashion in juvenile costume—-began to have its big success, Mrs. Burnett received a charming, enthusiastic letter from a Robert Fauntleroy, of London. England, asking "what really were the reasons for fixing on my name?" MR. BURNETT does not give his mother's reply, if any, but an inter- esting ‘ocume ‘ bearing on the matter is preserved~ii sheet of note paper, with "Little Lord Fauntleroy" written on it in a column about fen times in her handwriting. Evidenly, she had been trying the effect of the title herself. AT his first official luncheon in Washington as Been y of State. William Jennings Bryan announced to the company that he could not be traditions and serve wines, and he Your dealer sells BIG BEN by the plug and by the Va c u u m (a f r- tfght) Tin. PLUG BIG BEN Tourists Spend ‘$15,000,000 ' in the Maritimes ' HEY come to see our country; and quickly learn to chew Big Ben. Big Ben PLUG is the favourite. It fits any pocket; is handy to carry; does not chip or crumble; and the tobacco is always fresh and moist. Get Big Ben—the plug that gives you the best chew and the best value for your money. I Chewing Tobacco claret before 11o came. "A MAN was complaining to a friend," once related Bryan, "that he found it impossible to drink mod- erately because of tlic numerous in- vitations wvliich he rccclvud from others. The friend suggested that the difficulty might bu remedied by calling for a snrsaparilla whenever he found that he had all the whisky he wanted. But the complalnan ile- murrcd. “That is lhc trouble," ho said "when I get all llic whisky I want I cannot say snrsnpurilla." THE “BOYS"—-mcaning in this instance baseball players-tell a story on Rube Lutzkh, the Cleveland third baseman, that gets many a laugh, chortlcs lhe mighty Babe Ruth in his "Own Book of Baseball." "I won't vouch for its truth," dip- lomatically adds the Babe, “except to say that the Cleveland boys all tell it as a fact." “RUBE, the boys say, had been going great at the bat for some time and finally he went into a game and came out with four hits in four times up. Naturally, he was pretty w3;;.;({1.1$‘;;.alease‘ the. his" happy. and he went home that night whistling and singing and laughing at everybody. "Mrs Lutzke met him at the docr and Rube was still whistling. years, but that Mr. Bryan had forel- Keep those smart PRINTED COT TONS porter on Lord Northcliffes London “Evening News," and tho story ap- peared in that paper during a visil he made to the Western war fronl shortly after the battle of Mons. Il created a sensation and was eagerly accepted by a sorely trlecl people who refused to believe Machen when later he explained that it was only an allegory. “'Well,' he says, ‘four for four t0- day. Guess that's smacking the old pill, ch?‘ “A FEW days later hard luck busted Rube right in the eye. In fl- doublc header ono afternoon he went to bat nine times without any- thing that. even looked like a hit. ‘Mrs. Lutzke met him at the door when he got home. ‘“Well, Rube,’ shc said, ‘how many hits t ay?’ "Ru e was speechless for a min- ute. but finally found his tongue. ‘“Llstcn,' he said, ‘you attend t0 ihc cooking for this family and I'll do the hitting!" WHEN younger Machen was on the stage, and a good actor he W85. loo. He has developed into a. bene- volent-iooklng, white-haired gentle- man. I am afraid he has not merit‘ a great deal ‘of money from his books but that is not his fault. lie cannot write pot-boilers. For an ability to create an atmospheie of nameless terror he stands alone among living writers. Jerome K Jerome gave Conan Doyle a copy ol Machenb “Three Impostors" to reed one evening, and Doyle did not sleep that night. "Your pal Machen is a genlul right enough," said the creator of Sherlock Holmes to Jerome, "bull don't take him to bed with m0 again." —?-<oa--—- ARTHUR MACHEN, novelist and essayist-he wrote that myth- lcnl World War story "The Angel o! Mons," you remember-tells this: Mr. Smith, the well-known author. was calling on his publisher, Mr. Robinson. Mr. Robinson had a great St. Bernard dog, which barked furl- ously as Mr. Smith was being ushery ed into the room. "Don't be afraid of the dog, lvfr. Smith," the publisher called out in cheery tones. "It's not the dog I'm afraid oi’ when I go to see a publisher," Mr. Smith replied. An English Inventor's vehicle combines principles of the automo- bile. motorboat and airplane and can be run on land or water of flown through the alr. AT the time Arthur Machen wrote "The Angel of Mons" he was a re- mwlffded How it perks up a person to seehcr mm hide housedrcsses of’ printed Cotton retain the same bright cheeri- ness as the day she bought them . . . after countless rubbiogs. And w think. as she a/dmires their crisply laundered loveliness, "My, these dresses are giving wonderful service l" 0f cow. a person like till! a bound f0 be one of those lucky wbmgn who lust naturally does everything right. _ Awomsn, for inst: ce, who wouldn't tiunk of washing , 0s: chic printed cottons with lllyfiliflg bu; Lu, Lu! so launder with gentle \ -- -- a L........;.f..iiu_..a....l tb ..&"i‘.’.‘.'."‘”?'...“‘ thin woo lens. Rrrnpnnaim l ¢Iv= iux e:suL1§ her personal): el . . . alllr t, . ' ° WWI, from thesis’ \ ONLY LUX CAN a Wit ‘I153? If! Lrrarlrnnvrnldinisli new I