Residence
      Auction
      Sale
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      Residence
      Life
      Committee’s
      Auction
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Sale
      on
      Saturday.
      November
      17
      was
      a
     
     
      huge
      success
      raised
      a
      whopping
      figure
      of
     
     
      $137.50.
      Besides
      that
      we
      got
      rid
      of
      a
      lot
      of
     
     
      stuff.
      :
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      auctioneer
      of
      the
      day
      was
      Andy
      "Motor
     
     
      Mouth"
      Smith.
     
     
      lovely
      helper
      Taryn
      "Vanna
      Smith"
      O’Brien.
     
     
      Andy
      and
      Taryn
      auctioned
      off
      some
      weird
     
     
      items
      for
      some
      weird
      prices;
      items
      like
     
     
      Chris
      "I
      Like
      Molson
      Canadian”
      Livingston’s
     
     
      three
      dollar
      stubby
      beer
      bottle
      (Chris,
      you
     
     
      don’t
      even
      pay
      three
      dollars
      for
      a
      beer
      at
     
     
      the
      Barn),
      Tony
      "All
      I
      Have
      is
      50
      Cents"
     
     
      MacKenzie’s
      television
      set
      (and
      believe
      it
      or
     
     
      not
      or
      not
      it
      works),
      "Super
      Dave"
     
     
      Fitzgerald’s
      25
      cent
      typewriter
      (that
      he
      paid
     
     
      50
      cents
      for),
      and
      Cathy
      "I
      Can’t
      Stop
     
     
      Bidding)
      Ronahan
      went
      a
      little
      overboard
     
     
      paying
      five
      dollars
      for
      four
      Muppet
      glasses.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Other
      people
      purchased
      some
      neat
      articles
     
     
      as
      well.
      Eva
      "I
      Want
      to
      Buy
      Something"
     
     
      Batiz
      got
      a
      bargain
      when
      she
      paid
      35
      cents
     
     
      for
      a
      set
      of
      bathroom
      scales.
      Shane
      "My
     
     
      Buddy"
      Campbell
      paid
      a
      quarter
      for
      a
     
     
      candle
      for
      his
      little
      buddy
      from
     
     
      Newfoundland,
      Mike
      Rose
      (that
      is
      so
      he
     
     
      won’t
      be
      scared
      if
      the
      power
      ever
      goes
      out
     
     
      in
      Marian
      Hall
      again).
     
    
   
   
    
     
      There
      was
      also
      a
      few
      items
      at
      the
      auction
     
     
      that
      we
      are
      not
      sure
      of
      why
      people
      bought
     
     
      them.
      Robbie
      "Bobo"
      MacKinnon
     
     
      purchased
      a
      shopping
      bag
      cart
      and
      two
     
    
   
   
    
     
      He
      was
      assisted
      by
      his.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      broomball
      sticks.
      Judy
      "I'll
      But
      Anything"
     
     
      Doucette
      bought
      a
      rowing
      machine
      (that
     
     
      probably
      needs
      to
      be
      worked
      out
      itself)
      for
     
     
      50
      cents.
      Dave
      "I
      Love
      My
      Piranha"
     
     
      Fortune
      bought
      some
      fish
      net
      (hopefully
      not
     
     
      to
      catch
      more
      piranha).
      Samer
      "Vejeana"
     
     
      E]-Ali
      got
      the
      book
      A
      Woman’s
      Body;
      An
     
     
      Owner’s
      Manual.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Anyone
      that
      attended
      this
      auction
      sale
      had
     
     
      a
      great
      time.
      Thanks
      to
      all
      those
      students
     
     
      that
      helped
      out.
      Also
      thanks
      to
      the
     
     
      following
      businesses
      that
      donated
      prizes
      for
     
     
      our
      actioneering
      school;
      Canada
      Games,
     
     
      Arby’s,
      Subway,
      That’s
      Entertainment,
      The
     
     
      Tradewind
      Club,
      CHTN,
      CFCY,
      and
      Burger
     
     
      King.
      Also
      a
      special
      note
      of
      thanks
      to
      Kent
     
     
      Thomson
      of
      CFCY
      radio
      station
      for
      taping
     
     
      the
      Auctioneer’s
      Song
      for
      us.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Submitted
      by
     
     
      Cathy
      Ronahan
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
       
     
     
       
     
     
         
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      AUCTIONEERING
     
     
      MADE
     
     
      EASY!
      tJ
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      UPEI
      X-Press
     
    
   
   
    
     
      November
      22,
      1990