Marcu
      8,
      2005
     
    
   
   
    
     
      THE
      CADRE
      e
      7
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      MXH
     
     
      Contributor
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Imagine
      this
      scenario:
      some
      cretin
      has
     
     
      egged
      our
      very
      own
      precious
      new
     
     
      windows
      of
      the
      beautiful
      Duffy
      building.
     
     
      How
      do
      different
      students
      react
      to
      such
     
     
      atrocity?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Fine
      Arts
      students
      -
      discuss
      ad
     
     
      nauseum
      how
      the
      egging
      is
      a
      work
      of
     
     
      modern
      art
      and
      what
      it
      represents.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      English
      students
      -
      write
      a
      book,
     
     
      poem,
      or
      a
      personal
      essay
      about
      the
     
     
      event
      and
      then
      try
      to
      write
      a
      critique
      on
     
     
      it
      either
      from
      feminist
      or
      archetypal
      point
     
     
      of
      view.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Women’s
      Studies
      students
      —
      write
      a
     
     
      feminist
      critique
      on
      it.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Journalism
      students
      -—quickly
      write
     
     
      an
      article
      for
      The
      Cadre,
      The
     
     
      Guardian,
      or
      the
      ones
      suffering
      from
     
     
      illusions
      de
      grandeur,
      for
      The
      New
     
     
      Yorker.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Anthropology
      students
      -
      try
      to
      geta
     
     
      holistic
      perspective
      on
      the
      event
      before
     
    
   
   
    
     
      doing
      anything.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Asian
      Studies
      students
      -
      try
      to
      make
     
     
      chicken
      chow
      mein.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Island
      Studies
      students
      -
      away
      ona
     
     
      conference
      thus
      missing
      the
      event.
      -
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Modern
      Language
      students
      -
     
     
      discuss
      the
      event
      in
      class
      in
      the
      enenase
     
     
      they're
      studying.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Political
      students
      —
      either
      blame
      the
     
     
      event
      on
      the
      government
      or
      try
      to
     
     
      contact
      the
      government
      in
      order
      to
      take
     
     
      some
      measures.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Religious
      Studies
      students
      -
      oh
      my
     
     
      God!
     
    
   
   
    
     
      History
      students
      -
      recall,
      witha
      smirk
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Imagine
      Duffy
      Egged
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      on
      their
      face,
      other
      times
      when
      UPEI
     
     
      buildings
      were
      egged
     
    

    
     
      And
      the
      professors?
      Well,
      they’re
      the
     
     
      ones
      who
      did
      the
      eggin’.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Education
      students-—
      teach
      other
     
     
      students
      about
      the
      wrongs
      of
      egging
      the
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Duffy
      building.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Business
      students
      -
      try
      to
      organize
     
     
      the
      egg-cleaning
      fundraiser.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Engineering
      students-
      gaze
      serenely
     
    
   
   
    
     
      from
      Cass
      building
      and
      not
      get
      involved.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Music
      students
      -
      one
      unlucky
      fellow
     
    
   
   
    
     
      who
      happened
      to
      be
      outside
      of
      the
     
     
      Steele
      building
      runs
      back
      to
      Steele
      to
     
     
      tell
      everybody
      else
      what
      happened.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Computer
      Science
      and
      IT
      students
     
     
      -
      immediately
      after
      seeing
      or
      hearing
     
     
      about
      the
      happening,
      they
      would
      go
     
     
      online
      and
      post
      the
      news
      on
      the
      UPEI
     
     
      website.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Math
      students
      —
      try
      to
      figure
      out
      |
     
    
   
   
    
     
      where
      the
      assailants
      were
      standing
     
     
      when
      they
      assailed
      the
      building
      using
     
     
      vector
      calculus
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Physics
      students
      -
      try
      to
      do
      the
      same
     
     
      things
      as
      the
      math
      students,
      though
      they
     
    
   
   
    
     
      would
      need
      calculators.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Chemistry
      students
      -
      go
      around
     
    
   
   
    
     
      telling
      everybody
      about
      the
      special
      egg
     
     
      enzymes
      that
      make
      it
      possible
      for
      the
     
     
      eggs
      to
      stay
      stuck
      to
      the
      windows.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Vet
      students
      -
      try
      to
      scrape
      the
      eggs
     
     
      from
      the
      windows
      and
      nurse
      them
      back
     
    
   
   
    
     
      to
      healthy
      chicken.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Nursing
      students
      —
      they
      are
      too
      busy
     
     
      giving
      CPR
      to
      one
      another
      to
      care
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Nutrition
      students
      -
      count
      the
     
     
      calories
      in
      all
      the
      eggs.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Biology
      students
      -
      discuss
      the
      chicken
     
    
   
   
    
     
      reproductive
      system.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Philosophy
      students
      —
      argue
      whether
     
     
      the
      building
      was
      really
      egged
      in
      reality.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Psychology
      students
      -
      try
      to
      analyze
     
     
      in
      detail
      what
      kind
      of
      a
      person
      could
     
     
      have
      done
      such
      a
      deed.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      $5
      Billion
      in
      infrastructure
     
     
      money
      to
      the
      cities
      over
      the
      next
      5
      years
     
     
      and
      this
      funding
      can
      be
      tapped
      into.
     
     
      Charlottetown
      MP
      Shawn
      Murphy
     
     
      interjected
      and
      put
      the
      onus
      on
      the
     
     
      provincial
      government
      for
      refusing
      to
     
     
      sign
      into
      a
      federal-provincial
     
     
      infrastructure
      fund
      worth
      $54
      Million
     
     
      to
      the
      province.
      Murphy
      suggested
      that
     
     
      part
      of
      this
      fund
      could
      be
      allocated
      for
     
     
      public
      transit
      in
      Charlottetown.
      He
      was
     
     
      hopeful
      a
      deal
      could
      be
      reached
      with
     
     
      the
      province
      in
      the
      next
      month.
     
     
      However,
      Murphy
      warned,
      “for
      public
     
     
      transit
      to
      work
      in
      Charlottetown,
      it
      will
     
     
      require
      a
      cultural
      change
      in
     
     
      Charlottetown
      by
      the
      people
      that
      live
     
     
      here
      to
      use
      the
      buses.”
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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