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     UPEI Sun November 4, 1982 . . 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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     The Kleener's Kloset 
     
     By Ed Orlowski 
     
    
   
   
    
     Well, well, lookie here 4 
     
     Crurrmie, what's this out 
     
     here? 
     
    

    
     Crunmy is the hook shaped 
     
     handle mop with a zig-zag 
     
     snorkel stomping bud- 
     
     letts of the retractable 
     
     andle family. 
     
    

    
     As soon as the Kloset 
     
     door was open, the Crun— 
     
     mies munchies started » 
     
     sappering the floor, 
     
    

    
     sure enough, she could 
     
     smell goodies on the floor, 
     
     well, she didn't have long 
     
     expectations before she 
     
    

    
     knew it, she was snuf— 
     
     feling chocolate chip - 
     
     cookies, and you could 
     
    

    
     hear the yunmie fac— 
     
    

    
     tory going here last nigght. 
     
     After Crummie, wm is the 
     
     lhOOk shaped handled mop, 
     
     with a zig—zag snorkel 
     
     stomping budletts, of 
     
    

    
     the retractable handle 
     
     family, finished her treat 
     
     of a treatment on the floor 
     
     the Kleaner picked her up, 
     
     while she was still 
     
     chorrping and set-her (the 
     
     baby that she is, on "Engi- 
     
     neering Charlie's", baby 
     
     weighing scale. . . . "Engineer- 
     
     ing Charlie is the do-dad 
     
     man, steady elevator boy, 
     
     from the first to the 
     
    

    
     third floor Duffy machine 
     
     Shop, specializing in do- 
     
     dads, what's who's and 
     
     splashy spindles, anyway 
     
     thanks "Engineering Charlie" 
     
     for the use of your scale.- 
     
    

    
     ‘ With the Kleaners exagger- 
     
     ation, Crumnie, the cookie 
     
     snorkeler weighed exactly 
     
     twenty-one pounds, or 
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
       
     
       
     
        
     
       
     
       
     
         
     
        
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     the Kleaner snuffled 
     
     her out of the Kloset. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     mie knew Smirfs were in— 
     
     volved in making of the 
     
     cookies in Engineering 
     
    
   
   
    
     ' wondering why? , the 
     
    
   
   
    
     9534 grams more than when ‘ ’7‘ 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Room 1111 last night, 
     
    

    
     as there were teaspoon 
     
     sized foot prints just 
     
     everywhere, especially 
     
     on the walls, and light:- 
     
     fixtures, and grape— 
     
     sized hand prints too. 
     
     What else can one expect 
     
     from a smjrf, as every- 
     
     one in "the broom kloset 
     
     lmows that each smirf is 
     
     exactly three apples 
     
     tall, or 15 thimbles 
     
     slonchwise, Tis quite 
     
     exciting to know that the 
     
     Engineers have the 
     
    
   
   
    
     little people working with 
     
    
   
   
    
     them, and it gives us a 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     "closetee‘rs' ‘some' " statu’sf‘” 
     
    
   
   
    
     that we are just not any 
     
     ordinary mops...eh? And 
     
     the public some of that 
     
     insight, as to why these 
     
     peOple that they call 
     
     Engineers are so creative. 
     
     still it kept the Kleaner 
     
    
   
   
    
     Engineers used a lazer to 
     
     cut up three pappa bear \ 
     
     bathtubs, and when they I 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     took the peices  . . . 
     
     "Cruirmy", interjected, 
     
    

    
     "Hey Kleaner, it's - 
     
     time to close the Klosit 
     
     ‘for today, .You'll, see it 
     
     all  the morning, and 
     
     what you don't see, I'll 
     
     fill you in on" Thank 
     
     you Crunmie, " It's 
     
     mighty neighbourly and 
     
     crunmie of you to be so 
     
     thoughful." 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
       
     
       
     
        
     
        
     
       
     
       
     
       
     
       
     
       
     
       
     
       
     
       
     
       
     
       
     
        
     
       
     
       
     
       
     
       
     
        
     
       
     
       
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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      Conditioned ’. 3 
     
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