Letters
      To
      The
      Editor
     
    
   
   
    
     
      THIS
      LETTER
      IS
      ADDRESSED
      TO
     
     
      THE
      PERSON
      WHO
      SIGNED
      THE
     
     
      LETTER
      "QUEBECOISE
      IN
      UPET’.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FOR
      WHATEVER
      REASON
      YOU
     
     
      WROTE
      THIS
      STRANGE
      LETTER
     
     
      YOU
      HAVE
      LEFT
      ME
      AND
      MY
     
     
      "ANGLO
      WINNER"
      FRIENDS
     
     
      BAFFLED.
      YOUR
      IDEOLOGY
      HAS
     
     
      PROVEN
      NOTHING
      AND
      ANSWERED
     
     
      NO
      QUESTIONS,
      INSTEAD
      YOU
     
     
      HAVE
      SIMPLY
      PROVEN
      WHY
      IT
      IS
     
     
      SOME
      ENGLISH
      SPEAKING
     
     
      CANADIAN
      DISPISE
      THE
      FRENCH.
     
     
      YOU
      HAVE
      WRITTEN
      A
      WHOLE
     
     
      LOT
      ABOUT
      NOTHING.
      WHO
      CARES
     
     
      THAT
      THIS
      PROBLEM
      BEGAN
      IN
     
     
      1763,
      IT
      IS
      BEFORE
      US
      NOW
     
     
      TOSOLVE
      AND
      WE’D
      APPRECIATE
      A
     
     
      LITTLE
      BIT
      OF
      COOPERATION
      ON
     
     
      YOUR
      BEHALF.
      YOU
      SEEM
      TO
      HAVE
     
     
      SOME
      MISCONCEPTION
      ABOUT
      THE
     
     
      IDEA
      OF
      BEING
      A
      CANADIAN.
      IT
     
     
      HAS
      NOTHING
      TO
      DO
      WITH
      WHAT
     
     
      PART
      OF
      THE
      COUNTRY
      YOU
      LIVE
     
     
      IN
      OR
      THE
      LANGUAGE
      THAT
      YOU
     
     
      SPEAK.
      THIS
      COUNTRY
      IS
      A
     
     
      CULTURAL
      MOSAIC.
      BEING
      A
     
    
   
   
    
     
      CANADIAN
      IS
      A
      SENSE
      OF
      PRIDE
     
    
   
   
    
     
      YOU
      DEVELOP
      FOR
      BEING
      THE
     
     
      PERSON
      YOU
      ARE,
      WHETHER
      IT
      BE
     
     
      ENGLISH
      OR
      FRENCH.
      I’D
      LIKE
      TO
     
     
      KNOW
      JUST
      WHAT
      YOU
      MEAN
     
     
      WHEN
      YOU
      SAY
      "QUEBECERS’
     
     
      HAVE
      DIFFERENT
      GOALS."
      IS
      IT
     
     
      NOT
      THE
      DESIRE)
      OF
      EVERY
     
     
      HUMAN
      TO
      LIVE
      IN
      A
      FREE
      AND
     
     
      JUST
      SOCIETY?
      IF
      YOU
      FEEL
      IT
      IS
     
     
      QUEBEC’S
      RIGHT
      TO
      ALL
      THESE
     
     
      SPECIAL
      PRIVILEDGES
      MY
      "ANGLO
     
     
      WINNER"
      FRIENDS
      AND
      ISUGGEST
     
     
      YOU
      STOP
      WHINING,
      LOSE
      THE
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ATTITUDE
      ANG
      DO
      SOMETHING
      |
     
    
   
   
    
     
      POSITIVE.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      UPETI
      X-P
      RFSS
     
    
   
   
    
     
      I
      REQUEST
      THAT
      THE
      STAFF
      OF
     
     
      THE
      X-PRESS
      DOES
      NOT
      PUBLISH
     
     
      MY
      NAME
     
    

    
     
      IF
      THIS
      MAKES
      PUBLICATION.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      "REAL
      CANADIANS’
     
     
      Dear
      Editar
      3
     
    
   
   
    
     
      I
      don’t
      want
      to
      get
      into
      a
      pissing
      match
     
     
      here,
      but
      I
      must
      respond
      to
      the
      letter
      I
     
     
      recieved
      last
      week.
      Since
      I
      cnly
      said
      a
      few
     
     
      words
      about
      my
      selections
      for
      the
      Rolling
     
     
      Stones’
      worst
      albums,
      I’d
      like
      one
      chance
     
     
      to
      defend
      my
      position
      then
      I'll
      shut-up.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      I
      don’t
      want
      to
      insult
      you,
      Concerned
     
     
      Stones
      Freak,
      so
      if
      I
      say
      anything
      that
     
     
      seems
      insulting
      it’s
      ummtentional.
      Since
     
     
      you
      are
      a
      self-proclaimed
      "Stones
      Freak"
     
     
      I
      think
      maybe
      you
      don’t
      see
      the
      Stones
      for
     
     
      what
      they
      are.
      Ai
      of
      the
      albums
      |
     
     
      mentioned
      are
      junk
      in
      one
      way
      or
     
    
   
   
    
     
      another.Flashpoint
      is
      a
      tired
      collection
      of
     
    
   
   
    
     
      moldy
      oldies
      that
      offers
      nothing
      new.
     
     
      Hearing
      the
      Stones
      in
      their
      modern
     
     
      corporation
      (yes,
      corporation)
      incarnation
     
     
      singing
      "Factory
      Girl"
     
    

    
     
      makes
      me
      want
      to
      puke.
      Emotional
     
     
      Rescue
      is
      a
      depressing
      Some
      Girls
     
     
      imitation.
      "She’s
      So
      Cold"
      may
      be
      better
     
     
      than
      most
      Top
      40
      shit,
      but
      who
      cares?
     
     
      Dirty
      Work
      is
      corporate
      rock
      in
      sound.
     
     
      Listen
      to
      "One
      Hit
      (To
      the
      Body)"
      or
      one
     
     
      of
      those
      other
      clunkers.
      This
      is
      one
      of
     
     
      your
      favorites?
      With
      so
      much
      great
      Stones
     
     
      product
      out
      there,
      I
      think
      you
      should
      wake
     
     
      up.
      I
      do
      like
      "Harlem
      Stuffle"
      (which
      they
     
     
      didn’t
      write),
      but
      "Had
      It
      With
      You"
      is
      just
     
     
      another
     
     
      Chuck
      Berry
      retread,
      and
      an
      uninspired
     
     
      one
      at
      that.
      Don’t
      idolize
      Keith
      as
      the
     
     
      "essence
      of
      rock
      n’
      roll"
      or
      whatever
     
     
      legend
      might
      lead
      you
      to
      believe;
      he’s
      just
     
     
      a
      fogey
      who’s
      lost
      many
      a
      brain
      cell,
      and
     
     
      Jagger
      is
      one
      of
      the
      biggest
      fools
      in
      show
     
    
   
   
    
     
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