ma: _s1_x i i Strand . Tdday “MICHIGAN 1cm" amt _ This Lqst of "B ck Book” . BigBo Comedy Capitol Today “Ships of the Night” ?lrates-‘l'hri1k-Ae ~.. »u ‘v More gorge-surly gunned, more radumly beautiful 111.111 ever beforc in this <t017 oi "xii-Ii -—- its heighlhs — its depzbs. STRAND I MONDAY g1. Mar. 1lc—26. fight l6c—37c CNORMA TALMADGE "i5? v1.2a thla \ A co», fnl ca are: gotten landi A gorgeom dint- in; rvfl: A bragging bully! A roman ic rcmcs! Add n dull of spire. a 9' fi . 52/1901 Fair ‘Clan 1 Grains Best 511081100 Heads of 03th q 1—Venie smith. i r ll l . ‘f ' a-dladis Bunzlei-u Vernon. ‘I’. ._\‘ a t- ‘1 1 2—El1ner Drake. 1111111“ 1| 8—Glady1 Huntley, 3 G-Hnlay Drake, Mt. Mellzck. Best‘ Shea! 100 Heads of Wheat .. 1—!-‘fn1ay Drake. Mt. E-fcilick. y 2-Hau1 Huntley. Vernon. ii-Donald Huntley. Vernon t-Hekm Sznim. Millvfew. l Best 6 Ban of Sweet Corn 1 Mary Cannon. Mt. Mellick. 24Wl11le Cannon, M1. I Best Pint of Threshed Beam 1—Go'don Murray-t Vernon. 2-351" 2-1113? Robe so: l-IZ 5Z2 k. l, Jr-Edna Pnbewscr. 3.1:. Lfeli; Turnip; .7212 2-1. - (‘law 3—-.\'e;et:bles Green Tomatoes Vernon .ar1. Vernon If-Gordon hfurray. Vernon. 4-1121121 Jenkins. Mt. Lfellick. Cucumbers I ‘ 1-.\Ia.r_: Carrnon._.\ft. Meilzck. 3-45"? Sullzvan. Vernon. a-rrezen smnn. Millvlew. k-Ellnor Jenkins. klzllview, _ Beets ' l‘ L-Anme Sheido-r. bfruz-zew. | 7-1-315911 Mcfiacltern. Mr. Mellrck Ii-Jinlay Drake. Mt. Meilick. k-Stnnt-m- Jenkzns. Lfillvicw. (‘abbage 1~F1nlay Drake. .\f:. Mellzck. z-Heien Jenkzns. 1-11. Meilrck. Pumpkin; I-Lawssn tdciachern. Mt. Iviellfck, P-Cordan Max:727, Vernon. 3 Kcpneth I-kiachern. Mt. Melllck 4—£.‘qvacd Jenkins, Mlllrlew. , Class l-Flowrn " , iflweet Pal) L-Margaret McDonald. Vernon. i-Bstelle Mutsh. Mt. Mellfck. l~L|0Fd Martin, Vernon, 1-32.11: Jenklnl. Mt. Melllck. _ Mind flowers v I-hfclle Mu-cb. Mt. Melllck. FI-lwa 11mm. Vernon. l-ldlson Duke, Vernon. 4-5111» Drake. m. llelllck. Potted Phil; . I-IIIAY Robcrfacm, It. llelllck. z-véuu amen. Illllvln’. - Ch- L-Irit Willi! III! z-Annlc s-uuyimeramutnmrm 1 g-numnmmmxtxuu) ‘ Clubs I0—l.lvc Class 6—(':nnin; Raspberries 1-1.1; Jen: " ‘ 2-5117 Clnss k-iewing etc. Hcnuzitchirg lLfarze 3.1 .- ErnH-oidercil Linen flaw E D11: Ernbrnid~red Linen Class ‘l-Jhnnel Training Beflt, Ilillring F100! 1—Kl'.¢31=n¢r 5.11"? Bost Nail Box l~Frnlajr Drake. f-l‘ Mr‘. 2—Vi:'.l5e. Carp/xx .‘l'. T-IK. Poultry Frnl ilnpyvr l-Kzt- nor Srnrh: Shit-xv? Bird Home 1--‘-'-‘.;1;c Canncrr. Mt. 110111011. LK-Finlay Drak". M1. Afeilick. Miscellaneous f-Andmw Cannon. Mr. Afellick- 2-Kl1chener Bmlzh. Mlllvlew. Melllck. t-I-‘lnlay Drake. M1. Melilck. Stork and Poultry S-James Cannon. M1. IIriIcr (‘all 1—Ru;:c21 Fairness. Vernon. 2—l’red Fzrrnrss. Vernon. 3—Ann‘.e S!‘ .d-r~r_ 311111111111. l-Ruth Bheidow. Lf-llx-rew. Pallet and Cockerel 1111mm .\ICF.3(‘llGl’I1. m. Melllck§ ; z-xennezzr Lfcl-Zachcm. m. rwel-lm ‘lick. - 3—Ruth Sheldon‘. MIUVIQI‘. 4—P1nlay Drake. Mt. Melllck. Char ll-Collertlons Weeds _ I-lflllview School. I-Vernon School. 3—Mt. Mclilck School. Tree Learn b-llfllmw School. Div. A1 Ifiil-riew, Jrk. ‘l’. .‘-I%"..' . 13—5ch00I \\ Ork -_-;-. _. .-._- Class 1 talc? 2.12 Ia- Dash For Boys Under 9 yrs -\V£;e Cannon. M1. Xellizk. ¥-—P.'.LL=E: F2: Vernon. i-Dczaid Hu....ey. Vernon. c: Dub ForBoysOvrrIZyn. Z-IJ-zmld Huntley, Vernon. '1 Acorn. Vernon ' Fumes. Vernon. 51:11:21. Verncz: 3 Rzza 671:2. n Drake. 211111.21". ' and VII _ 2 1:12:22 2-1.2: -3 Pa _ .154; M1. 232cc Grant. Lfilwicw. Grades VII and VIII +—-B'_..e 245" Jeskim. Millriew. Sheidow. 4-5.. a1 Sack Race for Boys Under II —F7ed:"1_ Fumes. —S.;'.e Liar 1n. . ‘F1006 Jenk;._'. 4—S'.a;'.on Jen "'1. b1 Sack Race For Boys Over 10 y-rs. l-D-rald " 1 I 3-1 .. 120mm . 3 +—5!.=.r.:n Babe 2-5: Grades IX and X =1. “Sf l .._J... Wheelbarrow Rite For I0” 1—Ha:c!d Sisezdow. and Arthur. 5:; Jenkxu and K1tcbener_ Smith. Il-Calvin smzzh and Jams Cm- non. 4—Ja:k 511.1111: Hxnzley. 4 Three-legged Race For Boy: 1—.$c*.hur Gran: and Harold . Shadow. 2-K; Jcrtk; 3~Calvin 1.. -Dcr.aid Ifuntleg- and Jack Sul-v Lnan. ‘three-legged Race For Glrh 14m: Srruth and Ellnor Jenkuu Z-l/ana Fraser and Giadys Hunt-y 2-2212: Haber son. 51:. :5; Jeznr." =, 31:. Senior )L=ps 1~A:.:.ze S zdcw, ‘@1121: ' V2302. and Donnld hener Srnlzh and John mum and Joseph - A 3—HamZ Huntley and Mae Ilnrtln Jockey Race For Boys 1—F:e:ldie Pumas and’ Iwood Jen- .=. ' z-Arzhu: Grant and Harold Sher-l dow, Q ' Il-John Jenkins and Kitchen’ Srruh. 4-31112 Mlrtin and Jack B1111"!!! Teachers‘ lnoe l—>lm Christine Bruce, Xfllvlew. 2-501. Willard Jenkim; It. llel- lzck. ~ ' 3-Mr. Al‘!!! Curley. VQIIM. Your-lend’ Boon PI Bib l-Bdnn Taylor. hols Smith. Eln- ‘or Jenkins. Zt-Ora JQZZiII-S. I-Qflertha How‘ \e 2. Grades III and I\' l-ibona Racer. Vernon. 2—;FeZ1:;:y D01". Vernon. 3—.P.1ta Grant. 3 l<§vafitcr Gran‘. ,. Grades V and \'I l-"Wzll-ard .\111:ra_v. Vernon, 2~RO6e Gram, M11? w. 3-~ rene hfcDorrald. Vernon. 4 ’en1e Smih. Mxllvrew. Grades VII and VIII 1 fax-y Grant. bLllvlew. pghdy; 5mg”, “up”; 3;. LL-Jack Sulllvin. Vernon. 99mm Bu“ 5mm; . . .. 3—Mnrfon Robermon. 2.1:. hlcllick. ]_I5hy gong-gun, fly, gym; 4—Ll1l1an Robertson. M1. Mellfckhpgry flflnjjjL . GPNIH UK Ill X IoC-hgd linen for Icy; f-Llla Jenkins. Mlllrlew. 1_D°n-|<| 3mg”, “m; ;qggg_ 2-Helen Sullivan. Vernon. ‘Kitchener Smith, .. 3-101: Smith. Mlllvlew. g_;-°°d Jgnk 4—Annie Sheidow. Mlllview. my“, 1,1074 "in"; Prom-l M11» Il-Freddie fumes, Billie Ianfn. I-Annle Slwldow. Milk-few. Fmlly Drake. .. ' 2~HKY Robertson. Mt. Melllck. Freo II All . ' l 3-1013 Smith. 1111111191‘. h-ldmund spam 2—Ralph. 51mm. mnnn. h’ For Girls Under 9 lean 1 t-Oordon Sheldfli. mlMew. Martin, Vernon. 4-51110: Ourley. Vernon. ’ Ida Martin. Vernon. _ 1 - - I-Jllta Mclnnls. Mt. Melllck. IIAZBLIIQOI AID VICIIIITI ennld nunmu _ ___-_ ; -. ~ mDuhIorGb-hrroniloflyn nemnualmedvhlgofflzcflahl- l-Hllll Huntley. Vernon. brook woman 111mm v wuvbold 2-01-11" Huntley. Vernon. hn the scboolmom on not: cym- 3-‘8000 Grant. lllllvlew. Wngrflm. 12th.. a loudly IMIDMII t-Jhruret Qumran. Vernon. members pruent. a v scum .1- ‘l - 1 THE CHARDOTTEPOWN GUARDIAN " b: Dash For Boys from 9 to 12 yrs. ‘Auditors. 51:5. Vernon W v i 1 -III\‘IIB IIDIAGB fr: your bat-f fay. Have m all. Pllmet-‘VIZJDD 201-11-30-11. Chrktnaa-s gifts. useful amcles a‘. a1-_; tnctive price; 21!; a i- l SOCIAL cxruznLwo-m 1. o.§ c" Q. P. M!!! I ' SOC-ll danomand cum in their recreation hull m Thursday, which was much’ eniorrd- 1 YOIII AUIO NEEDS Antbffreem in radiator. Get Preston: a: Palmer- . Watson 31mm: do. 201-11410-11. ‘ amn. TRAIN nmavnn-Trie ' early Borden min reached Char-_T I louezown a: 7 o'clock Ian night. 1h? ' : delay being due to extra freight trips 1 by rhe car ferry. ISLAXDIZI DEAD-Mr. John Blan- dersan. 21 Sydney Street. has receiv- ed n telegram stating that 213s bras-er,‘ Hughie Mnndcrson hnd died in Net: York. where be bu been residuig Zor the pus: twenty-five years. in aIor- spoonlab of {In WWII". l.‘ ‘tnlnre and love and you haze-the finest film Sdrml bl; (‘Pt vnzrlel TSSTEIDAPS HARRIET - Eggs l sold a: 600.; Butter 45c; chickens $1.00; DucB $125; Geese 8280 to $350: A9915 10c and 15c ccz Hay 70c 1o 75c; Straw 40:; Om: 5210 63:; _ Haddoc-k ' _ ‘nu-nip; 25c: Potatoes 80:. »' ‘ 502d m the fish depanmenr a1 12c. COLLECTING BIIOYS-A‘. 1h‘: _ g present time C. G. S. Stanley is col- —""""‘.“l_l glecflng buoys around the “North -.;m;_--_-_;-_e 05¢;- Mmma or 1.5; ilk-Side." The work is carried on during Bu‘: and :31” matings "ad ‘F5 zhe day when weather condlliozr wpmTfl-L m; c211 115 rspqnded 1>:rmi:. Each nigh: zh-z steamer _° b; "zemmbjp 5e5- Regon 01 czmes into port a1 1_hc t-Znrine Wharf. the Praia‘. was then read and; '-—- ‘dame: 33o x903 o; @384” ma. S. A. OFFICIALS TO VISIT Hreuurer. Reports of dfflerenn com-g clTY-M-IJQ? 3'11")‘ Clmcrcn. Div:- zicnal Commander. 1am b Ursakl. o5 Sam: John Hsad- quarters. will be in lhe city. Tu" - mizzvs weze mad and adopted. El- {ection of officcrs far the ensuing zook place. Prsidenz, 511's. J- C. ‘Wood; 1:2. Vlce-Pruident 312s. H. L 1nd. Vice. Mrs. ; .._. Am; L. SIyers; -_=. H. T. Coady. Direczorsflsalvruion meecing cn 211:5. J. E. Monagbnn. Mrs.‘ Fred More 111711601875 1319!‘- snd .\£:s. Seymour Myers! and‘ THE SALVATIOS ARMY CITA-j Jain Lfyers. Standing c. ':- DEL-Tb: usual services cf tn: wte‘: tea were appo‘ ‘ed for the follow-fend will be candrted b; Adjuxm: mg; crncx Welfare; betier gcrroondna Mrs. A. w. Martin. 11m 1w: cud educvicn; nauonal events: ' chief feature; for Sunday arr as fci~ home economics; iznmigrzion. 1371-, lows: At 3.15 p. m. ‘the firs: o1 a culture 1nd leiislnficn; ‘new schoalfrlntcr series of muslcal services and program committees: 1B0 CfillrzV-‘ICII spiritual reading and addrc ' mittee in care of the szck were ap- ‘vxill be broadcast from the fiadslj poznued. We were pieased to hnvemver Station CHCK. A: ‘l P- m- I118. pm 1h: 11153131124: 11o new members third address of 111a "I-‘undsmcntal E-frs. Seymour .\I'_-'ers infized lbe ‘Truth Saris." will b: g-vrrr Th‘ December meeung, r011 call m be'subjecb—"l‘he Unity and Trinrty o! amused wfizh Chrutmas re-'God." Other meeiings. Saturday 3 cczpts." Cotectzon was taken by p. m.. praise meeting; Sunday. 11 a zreaeurev. afuzr which the singing o! _ m. I-lolmas rneezlng. Junnr srrvxc‘ 1h: Nazisnnl Arnhem brought 111a Sunday. l0 a. m. and 2 p. m. £11.", mcetingtoa closebnnchwasflllnibody invited. ‘ sevred by the India praenz. Ir‘ i- .I.\'S'I'I'I'U‘I'B AWNUAL EJIEETING The concert held in the Pownal‘-'I'be Annual meeting of the Very hi“ H14" l-‘W Iii-Twas of the M1. non Women's Insflzuae was held at‘ Alblondnsuuie proved QUKC 5 suc- 1m home of km. Wilfred Fumes.- ces- ‘ Em meeting opened by 51mm; 111-1 » gstlfufc Ode. Roll call answered by’ 1B- md Mm 111-17 8.11m. city. eteven memben. Minutes of Inst ‘m. were recent mam: m Handbook. 2mm meet-mi and luv. regular mcet- j 1.1-». 4th. A lantern service will be given cn Iuesday night a1 8 p. 111.. and a Wedncsdmf. ;m¢ wen rend and IPPTOFBd» Tm. Service at ‘Jne BaptLst Churuhlgqgrgzuy men gave a report cf here on Sunday afternoon Nov. 241.11 ' ,1"; m; Receipts. 120552. ex-» 7.15 conducted by Rev. m. vmcenfptmnm s12: ss. leaving 1 balance and ‘It: 13-16? iJ-{Xlded- .01 153.94. A vote of thanks was ex-v [tgnded to hf: retiring President. Mrs. 5 Mrs. W. C. Mutcb. Cherry Vnllcylwmyqi Pumas. for her splendid. n‘ l "QM ‘WW1’ '4 m- A-flflll- gawk during year. also to me rctirinz. zzecretqry-treuurer. 11m. .1. F. Hunt-i W- R33"! PPIW- dim IP81"- ~ lay. The following officers were elcct- a week end with bu Irlhd lath» ¢d'fw the enrukng year. President-l . .1 . Carver, m. Allin. m, .1. r. lmntley; Vi!!! Praldent-§ ma Jam Jnckmam, Eecr-‘Pflfl-J Myers. teacher. Argyle ‘ gm Anna K000111111; Directors- "‘“‘ ‘h’ “fl "*4 ""1 h" unw. 11.1mm. Lin. Harold any: 3"- IM In- Aumr w“; Audltmi-lln. m; MacCormnck. 1 Mn. Wilfred Yumm- Hfllllvltllkilllllldlflflfill-I __. ma mnwnn sum: 511mb: 1n new’ g, n. u. DATES-Three mm 1n-l “m l mum; 11mm were mu wanwr i day 1114111 at sum 111mm; Ilnivcr- 1 myby the three societies-St. John's. “M” °" "'° “m” Befiwlacnuunme incur-rm»; m mm m“ “eh subjects were: Ruclved that more vevflcffect were caused B! the radio jthmgoodmen. flaedebolewlsdv‘ ill-redo dnw. 2, Resolved that free um with m: 11mm State: would benefit Glands. The can tide wm byamnjhrltyoflflpolnh. 18e- . W . Alvin shore. parents Mill Bra Acorn. Village Gran, iruarecent vLrlwrtollLAIblm. rnlcmvs nu m common; WhMhlabecomeafPercLu-rggq. iseanrnnmtmmmqmum chatcameupfntbenugutllour ofemnmom fnhdand recently. Percy dinppenred from 8t. Jun Park. wazmrmmunaumuung "n! toylrdlffresoutbllot nmemberkmw lbouttbe pruent wheruboutl of the big-billed bird. ‘wrefore It was officially recorded. "Mhllnmbelfevoddead." IAPAIIIVAFISIIBIIJSQIONOI Pnu-lohofnpanwbowhhtoknep their-country lnlfaplacn 1n tho world's spotlight m cunning thlt thclnti-kfnrfngcrundewblcbntm- edlnlhhtanndhtprendlngtootb. crconntfllhnotnrmflnypolnt ontthnt for centuries £3 Ill btnbmnedlitlelrcuwltmlndlt amnotevenhelbownltbnfitld‘ ‘Jcnlnsh PI Gib 0n: l8 m 111th Creed. followed winging-lb v 1n vnamunuunqiumuu fldwfififl. 4 ‘fialutral Guardian in ooettttv. and Szaff Cap- 1 day and Wednesday. Dsc. 3:01 an: , K stnllpg of the National Q J London Letter» By Temple Chambers. _ LO$DON. Nov. 28-(8110511 Unit- cd Prmsr- 1 “And the heart In your breast S'.r~._zs as the world Slips pa‘. lrke a dream or speeduu" _ -» S: sang the p821, a quarter 5f a_ I ‘cnturg: ago. or more. Bu‘. he didn't aw rnu-ir abcu: the traffic prob- ..m. Nor. ymging byltbe ctreefs. do .6: ,. . r3: of our traffic canto] .= c~.-:.. A: the present time we hove traffic and no automatic conzrol; 61- ;'~:1rs ago we had automatic con d no rraffic-which is the way" of 1.3.1155 1n these islands. Leis jUmP back those 61 year's t" A D. 1356 when Victoria the Good =5: 0:1 fire znrcne with 1m nntlmncé =zr behind her. Tne world went i: went. and we donr. 1:1 11:9 days cf Szr Rwhardhfaync. " e famous Cornmzsioner of Pqli cf 111a Alcircpols. some inspired per ran was impelled 1:» invent an auto!‘ mazcn vihtch by the moving pow cf gas 1. . 11:12: 1h: lieges when "Stop" a d when to “Go? It do": really mauzr much ‘ace day; c-‘selhcr we obeyed o: 1~ t. and therefore we did not treat 11".: marninc with the respect l: deli 'e:" d. so ihafin a 111 of despair ccmrrizzed 121a d2 sc one fazéful hz. can’. u; intawhe skies as a ... ‘nn of firs. and like the baseless - :1 drcam lef: no; a wrark :1. in 1 ‘.2: 121': ZLIS; 1.21:‘ and aragcciy of 1868 is forgotten. Th: iazzgue Ls an unruly member. :.s we were zdd r ago and appurenriy i; is equally true lozlay. Earn £1 Franc Lfinuter cannot czwwbrharcrgan. u 4e 11:1: case of .\Ir. Ramsay MIC- _. All cf 1135-4717111 thus: in}; n-zccm him a hero down 1o those “no h-zld 11:21 m gocd can come t 6f the Socialist Party-litre f0 _ly evcd hitherto that he crossed ‘the b. 13- 0::'a:1 full of mnebu‘. the high- rs: arrrl braunful ideals; that the llon .1 to lie dcrrrn with the lamb: t n1. c may safely bent our guns l w 5‘. ks and shares. and. L11 short. that all was right as right could be_ in 121:5: of all pnsiblc worlds and Millcnnfum at lmnd. S: we sat back and envlsloned first Minster of the Crown b 1h: midnight 011. his brow s1 o'er with the pale cast of thought ‘In holy ccmpanlonshlp with the Minis- ters of the Domtnlons. L: But i1. was a dream. Our hero fee: of clay. He ls convicted outtfof his own mouth. Hen: ye hlmqye pcaple! n 10 wnhmembership fee. Minutes of pYCYIOIIS annual meeting and 1m regular meeting were read. approved by members and signed by President. Hadley Jenkins. the nodular. then gave her report. which ls cer- tainly worthy of note. In the course of her remnrki she sold that bl- thcugh the membership in the past year had not been so large l: in the previous year. yet It had been n year of achievement. 1nd the Illlflt of helpfulness was never more manl- fcIt. Hnrmonynnd goodwill prevail- cd zrimugnout and t mm o! optim- ism wu noticeable. such as wna not experienced 1n the past. Report-l of committees were received. Including the mercury‘: report, which showed the finances to be very uthfactory. The biggest financial undertaking wurthe purchase of on Institute HallandremovalofumetoMLAl~ bion corner. One hundred dollar: WI: subscribed to am Sana‘ ium. Newly elected officers are u fol- lovm-Pru-llrs. Bnvlland Horton; 1st VIcbPres-llrs. spurpion unk- ins: 2nd Vlce-Prea-llrs. Obn- Mltcbell; Secretary-Julia Curve: (re-elected); ‘Treasurer-Ira. Ben]. Jenkins (re-elected); Directors- In Sydney Brown. 1m. Ben]. 11w; W» In» Hora mum: Auditors- Mrs. Hadley Jenkins. ma; mm; Jflllllll, A Pffllrlm contest 1| to bl carried out for 1m neat ll: months. an. mum Jenkins Jr.. mvfwa 1m next meeting. roll call to be annwq. ed with “Christmas Recelpu." '11}; Anthem hmflhl a most successful mun" to a clone. - -' ‘- Ilr- Hm 01pm 1m mind "W"!!! I0? Montreal, ohm h, ym We!» tmhuhl at m- Royil - an nupnn. . AmorePa-leellealdlnlhlllteylol ‘lean ' than llonsrs, annihilation 7e! prolnego, ASRYOGIQIIQGRiWLIICIXWIIIX- Inreolajoqdcnpollca. well then. even though slowly.‘ ‘ aftrr six decades we am: 3C9. 12 hnv: automatic comrol’ 1h: tier)" oooooooooo! l_ “I am," 811d Mr. MacDonald. "without any qugIIfl-pggjqna “my sntlafled with the zuccg; o1 my m“ w Canada. It has been a really wen- derful mp AND 1 111w: xzvgg All-SSH) A SINGLE MEAL!" I And so another cherished ilmuon _' nnflzes. Ev l Another wmwm thing m. been 1.5 cruel to our womenkind ;,= we 511:1’: been in time: past. To some of ‘zhem. that ls. ' Not so long ago those unforz-rnazc. Jadla who, for thelr abilities. werg fwndemned to represent u: 3;“ iliouse 0f Commons. had no pla - 3g rest, and to effect necessary do ’:1:ive repairs unless they imrmrcd themselves 1n a sort of O11‘ - which one of them bitterly d» u the Black Hole of Westm: And even there. as a refinemc... g1 If‘. . ‘swept away. We are no longer :0 be‘ '- ’ crbelty 11nd n memorial of man's 111- ' 1“ humanity to woman. there wa= 11c mirror. But we have changxd a; zhnt. Full of our tradiiional sense of inc fitness of things. n man has ‘1::.‘r ' ‘- nnnrcied to furnish the psrliamczxi- ary rest room for ladies. He m-Lv have been on understanding male ‘for he has equipped the apa - wiih two mirrors. llfsay 110:! desks and chairs and chcstsrw“. which rhey may a1. odd ozm need. One thing struck me when l per:- vcd nervously around 0117a sun - pious 1:311. There is a 1hermom an the wall. Perhaps 11 is no: _\ wcrking order. or 1237111115.... .he mercury stood at 101 11nd. cynx ."hat I am. I recalled the worm 0' King Solomon about what may hap- pen when there are even zwo we» men In one house-and he was 1111 wines; of all men. days of !l‘-C_\‘tl0[33£‘d;n.' collections of pcpw. ._.c knowledge. the passion for infcrma~ {Lon seam: insatiable. I: has s; ' oddly enough. even to the House o lCommons, and the 1:1 of thosc v.11 lhave to answer qucstlzns 111"" ‘House is, like that pollccmarfs- 12:1‘ : . happy one. 3 The other day ‘two would-be om Eniscient members demanded fr? r {harassed Under Secretary. am‘ many other things. the history of ‘ troubles in Pnlcsline: Whly, we ‘doing in Kanya for {he nazlvrcs: w the civil servants in Mllnyn are d5 lccmtcnted; how are the sea c0111 munlcatlons of the Island of Tobalz lgettlng on. and are the coollcc 1: lCeylon quite comfortable. p181‘? (which l1 n sufficiently comprehen- In those and ozhe: lion paper for one afternoon. But one Inquisitive M. P. exctllvi all others. "How mmy typewriters." he d=~ manded. "are ln use 1n the Tam Department of the Inland Revenue?‘ Ho‘ was told, in parllameruar; form, thlf, the number was 1250. "And how many of them lfE moo than ten Rats old?" he queries 1:1 nmphantly. ls one would say. ‘NW I have got you cornered!" But an outraged Whltehlll. con ceivlng this to be a State Secret am contending that the Government o" the Country must be carried 01 though the machines be confine? fans. resolutely refused to fumul 1250 birth certificates. or. Indeed. 11 supply any genealogical facts at all A: n matter of fret these quot» tfons In the Home cost the tuplyfl somethlng like m average of $1‘ etch. Cables hlVQ to bu sent to 1h' uttermost part! of thO urth beforr the Member for Bomewnm can b‘ 101a the-exact mid me tmwv Jocks ln the Falkland Inland: or 0111 er vital data. In there not the classic cue dur- lnnm Bouth African War? And w have not changed 5111c! then. Boer: 1nd been unlblo. dwinr f‘ weehofrblmtolvtknowledflm the outside world. tn: beuo helnl 0-‘ course mopurauve. Then m0 316ml" morn the um mo 6001:1116 Ml" flashed from tbt moutlln Wv- "u" n11! At lut mm would he n!" that "rho campholh wm comlnl? 1m tho-undue m mm 1w “my Wlulmhnhr. and 1t uld: {Bend It one: l nturn of the num- ber of Qwedcnbonmu 1n the B011" Inncntblro Rngllnont." ! Q Ito m; patios!!! Inna] w thll of the Unftod Still. AII-kttllll h" a population but llllhll! mm thv 101100.000. ' aw b11111; can of 1111111 Mrha- ow i» he W?!‘ time for arm»: uéktfirmurwv oh‘: noounorll. - Well ' sire General v Knowledge txamina-v A certain town beleaguered by thy